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 Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:09 pm
Really Clarinetists can have so many fingerings! Act of Random Kindness amelia_baby868 Bright October Skies bluesaxgirl Trumpets do it with three fingers...baritones with four....but trombones can do it in seven positions! ...i know, i know. And you don't mention the French Horns? I feel neglected. emo I know, us clarinetists can sometimes finger something 3 different ways to get the same job done!
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:47 pm
go beat your wood (to a percussionist)
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XxYourWorstNightmarexX999
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:05 pm
BD: remeber if you blow something WILL come out
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:23 pm
BD durring band camp a 9 am to 9pm: From the top, tounge and finger through it this time, trumbones, I want to see your sliders going from up here.
(He's up on a podium)
Uh.
BD:Were you fingering through?
Trumpet: Yes
BD: Well do it harder, I can't see it.
If I think of any better ones I'll post um
Edit: Joeseph (Trumpet) to his trumbone girlfriend, "Did you greese your slide?"
Her reply, "Were you fingering you part?"
These to are the most innocent ppl in the world and didn't think of this in a pervy way, but we did hehehe.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:43 pm
One time a guard member gave a Boner a boner......
((Might have been me...))
To a baritone player: You're not pushing har enough!
((Blowing))
To a guard member: If you don't push hard enough, it will never fly.
((Talking about tosses))
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:50 pm
Classie Cassie On my marching band's uniforms (for the marchers and pit, not flags), on each shoulder of the uniform there's a silver ball. For luck before a performance, we go up and down the lines and rub everyone's balls. On the flags of the (well) flags, we call the ends without a flag attached the butt. For luck, as we do with the balls, we pat their butts. Honest, I'm never like this...*hits head on desk* I'm normally the clean one... Aw, we just call them stoppers, poor flags.
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:07 am
stop hitting it so hard! you'll break the damn head!!
hurray for noob timpani players!
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:22 am
Contrariwise "Your only three jobs are to suck, finger, and blow." oh my. that's just... wow =P
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:26 am
edwardlover100 Really Clarinetists can have so many fingerings! Act of Random Kindness amelia_baby868 Bright October Skies bluesaxgirl Trumpets do it with three fingers...baritones with four....but trombones can do it in seven positions! ...i know, i know. And you don't mention the French Horns? I feel neglected. emo I know, us clarinetists can sometimes finger something 3 different ways to get the same job done! agreeing with all of you XD i have so many damn fingerings it's not even funny. im only in the 7th grade but there are so many. i already worked ahead and man, i don't think i'll ever do that again XP
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:38 am
These really aren't that funny. Just childish. neutral
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:53 am
"you need practice and lessions" also "MAKE IT BETTER"
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:36 pm
roll out, roll out! your sound is horrible!
sweetie, if you can't push in anymore, pull out a bunch and adjust from there.
your finger isn't covering the hole all the way, put the corks back in.
i play a flute, lots of bad things can be said
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:28 am
Me and a trumpet player once teamed up to play a tuba. "You finger and I'll blow!" That's teamwork right there.
The entire flute section was putting a flute together. "I can't get it in the hole! It's so tight!"
"Tongue a little harder!" "Blow faster!" "Finger your instruments all night long!" "Put more hand in the hole!" "Oil your instrument!" "Bathe your instrument!" "I tell you what, made head is so hard compared to last year. I've got a hard head." And those are all from my band director...
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:13 pm
we realized this after a parade:
Hey, can u unzip me?
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Paintbrushes and Oral Sex
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:40 pm
You can say anything to your lover if she's a musician.
That's my philosophy.
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