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xd Yeah, I forgot to add that and watched it on tape after I posted this.

House: Your all still thinking like Doctors. You should be thinking like Plumbers. Come on, let me see some butt crack.

Also:

House: "You can't feel pain - nothing left but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is!"
Patient: "It sucks."
House: "Better than being in pain all the time. Get in the chair!"
Patient: "Every morning I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep."
House: "Oh god, stop! I'm in a pool of tears here."
Patient: "I can't cry."
House: "Neither can I. Every morning I check my eyes for jaundice to see if the Vicodin finally shot my liver."
Patient: "I can't run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling."
House: "I can't run."
Patient: "Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat."
House: "Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour."
Patient: "I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. Do you know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?"
House: "Bathroom's fifty feet from my office. For every drink of water I weigh the pros and cons."
Patient: "After everything I do, I self-check: Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts, count teeth, check temperature, toes and joints for swelling, skin for bruises..."
House: "I got shot."
Patient: "I sat on a stove when I was three. Wanna see the coil marks?"
House: "Yeah."
Patient: "Do you think I'm lying?"
House: "Do you think I just wanna check out your tucus as your people would say?"
(she drops her pants and House sticks the needle in her)