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Edward:Bella, pleasepleaseplease?
Bella:Not now Edward! I'm watching the game!
Edward:JASPER!!!!! Make her come to the meadow with me ;-;

Edward *to Jessica*: you are the love of my life. marry me.

I think this is almost every character mentioned by name. I want to have one for everyone, so tell me ifI miss anyone. ^^

Carlisle: Oh God, I'm so hung over, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Esme: Oh, do you remember that time we got you drunk and made you dance? Good times, good times.
Edward: *a pyro* Burn, baby, burn!
Bella: OMG, Jasper, you are HOT in that miniskirt!
Alice: I've decided to join the army
Jasper: I AM THE EASTER BUNNY!
Rosalie: Oh, Bella, you look fantastic!
Emmett: evil Where are my Fritos?
Jacob: I was thinking about inviting my grandmother over for tea and cookies, and we could have lovely little lace doillies.
Aro: When will the killing end, when will it end?!?!
Caius: I've suddenly just realized how terrible my life is, just leave me in peace!
Marcus: Team spirit everyone, I love you all! God Bless!
Charlie: *chain-smoking-harley-rider in a big motorcycle gang*
Renee: I finally got that Professorship at MIT, I mean, they complete didn't give it to me last year because of my alternative theories to Einstein's equation because of the componenets in the matrix.
Sam: I have decided to give up the protection of our lands and am now the new model of Loreal hair.
Embry: Hey, I just read this new manga called Fullmetal Alchemist and I fell in love with the story!
Paul: *on prozak*
Jared: I love to bake
Emily: Just forget the stupid Cullen kid, he was just a jerk, anyway.
Quill: I think Sam's gang is really cool
Billy: I'm throwing a dinner party, and I want all the Cullens over!
Gianna: I would like to file a workplace complaint, can I report to my supervisor about that fact that everyone around me wouldn't mind killing me in a second?
Heidi:I baked some cookies, would you like some?
Demetri: *sings* Always look on the bright side of life...
Felix: Why can't I get a girlfriend...
Jane: Whoa, Aro, back off, I don't want to torture anyone today.
Alek: Jane, stop stealing my legos, I wanna play with them!
James: Let's have a karaoke competition!
Victoria: I wanna go frolic in the pretty flowers!
Laurent: *singing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme* Oh man, Johnny Depp is hot
Mike:*watching Romeo and Juliet, breaks out sobbing*
Jessica: I can't find my book on advanced Calculus!
Angela: I hate you all!
Tyler: I'm joining a professional dance choir
Eric: I like macaroni-and-cheese
Lauren: Bella is my hero
Mr. Varner: Where are my ballet slippers?!
Ms. Cope: I want a Cullen cookie

Edward: rofl
Bella: ninja
Alice: emo
Jasper: lol
Emmett: xp
Rosalie: talk2hand
Carlisle: gonk
Esme: crying
Aro: eek
Caius: burning_eyes
Marcus xd
James: heart
Victoria: wink
Laurent: redface
Jacob: pirate
Sam: razz
Embry: dramallama
Paul: cool
Jared: stare
Quill: neutral
Emily: scream
Billy: blaugh
Charlie: twisted
Renee: evil
Demetri: 4laugh
Felix: whee
Jane: mrgreen
Alek: mad
Gianna: stressed
Heidi: sad
Mike: surprised
Jessica: biggrin
Angela: sweatdrop
Tyler: rolleyes
Eric: cry
Lauren: smile
Mr. Varner: 3nodding
Ms. Cope: domokun

We all know Jessica would die of a heartattack from that one!
Thank God it isn't true!

Edward: Hey Bella, Can I have a bite of your pizza?

I actually got inspiration for that from Twilight, not New Moon BUT...

Edward: Ho' s**t, dawg. Da po-po be on mah trail. Bella, where you at, hoe?
Bella: Sorry daddy, I'm short five dollars.
Edward: D:<
Bella: *b***h slapped*

I don't think Edward would ever be a pimp. o:<

Edward: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...

Bella: *reading Hamlet* ...

Carlisle: Oh look, something shiney!

Esme: this time, no one will ever suspect any- Oh hey guys! ...What do you mean, "why am I carrying a book called Tips for mothers trying to guilt their children into work?" I'm not plotting anything, nope, not at all.

Rosalie: I think I'll be able to enter these tulips in the home and garden competition next year!

Emmett: What's new pussycat, whoa whoa whoa...

Jasper: *creepy smile* You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch...

Alice: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

"damn it bella where did u put those porn pics of you im feeling horny!" "right next to the stuff werwolf you love so much"

"Jacob are you high" "Nooooo why dooooo youuuu say thatttttt man???" "cause you are siting at a stop say waying for it to turn green" "ooo opps"

Edward: Bella, Jesus Christ, if you make me save you one more time, I will cut you up and lock you in a room with Jasper.