The Naruto Vending Machine!

[Kaname Kyoto]

Kakashi:^^;;;;;;We know what happens next.

Cassie:=_=+ *gets up, takes the watch and goes to the room Ed and Roy are in*YOU ******** BASTARDS! SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP SO I CAN GET BETTER! *noises and transmutation lights are seen and heard.*

Kakashi:^^;;;;;Told you.

Cassie:*comes back in room and falls asleep on Kakashi, again*

Ed and Roy:*come out of room bloody and beaten* gonk crying crying crying crying crying crying

Kakashi:She made them cry this time.^^;;;;For the explicitness you get a 'I-hate-Winry' punching bag.

*inserts Sanzo angst*  

[Archaical]

congratz! you got naruto's ramen cup! .. empty of course... but maybe theres like, some saliva left... sweatdrop

ohh and lucky you! a fork as well!



*inserts bad milk*


(for those who dont know, naruto drank bad milk 3rd episode!) redface  

[C h i p p y]

For the bad milk, you get Naruto's pants that I stole while he was on the toilet beacuse he drank the bad milk!

>___<

*inserts medicine for stomach ache*  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie:Finally SOMEONE I know!

Kakashi:You and Jade left her all alone.

Iruka biggrin o you know what the ******** she tried to do!?

Cassie:We don't have to tell her THAT. stressed sweatdrop

Kakashi:*reading newest Icha Icha*

Cassie and Iruka: evil *burn annoying book*

Kakashi: eek NOT AGAIN! gonk crying

Cassie: twisted For the, whatever it was you recieve Kakashi, crying in a not-so-manly way.

Iruka: rofl

*inserts Icha Icha debri*  

[Jade Rotaski]

Me: Im sooo sorry I've ben busy with the other guild not only that I don't get as much time on the net anymore *Cries*

Sasuke: And you called me emo?

Me: *Pouts* Im not emo I'm just a little upset thats all!

Sasuke: *Looking uncoinvinced* Uh uh sure...

Me: *Scowles* Oh go and find your brother im sure he'll rape you again!

Sasuke: DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT INDICDENT UP EVERY TIME I ANNOY YOU??? FOR THE 200TH TIME IT WAS A MISTAKE scream stressed

Me: What was a mistake him mistaking you for a girl or him shoving his d-

Roy: *Clamps habd over my mouth* PG13 Jade! sweatdrop

Me: Okay his thingy in your a**! xp

Sasuke: I hate you... evil

Ed: Hey dude i feel sorry for you I mean sticking you with your brother? I'm glad she doenst do that to me! I glad i just have the b*****d to cope with! xp

Me: Only becuase i just can't see it! But i can see Itachi raping Sasuke an leaving him with emotinal scars ^_^

Sasuke: He already did that when he killed my familty remeber? stare

Me: *Shrugs* Well...he gave you MORE emotional scars then XD

Roy: Your a sick sad and twisted person Jade... stare xp

Me: Hey it could be worse, how about me liking RoyxEnvy or maybe RoyxThe Fuhrer? blaugh

Roy and Ed: OMG! *Both go green* Were gonna be sick again! burning_eyes gonk

Me: Hey I've actually read a dopujinshi about it and you KNOW they call Roy 'Colonel slut' behind his back! XD

Roy: You're evil! evil

Me: Yaoi fan + Twsted and sick mind =Evil get over it! twisted twisted

Roy and Ed: *Run to the bathroom*

Me: For the Icha Icha debri you get...I new icha ihca book which i shall give to Kakashi becuase i don't wanna see Kakashi cry ^_^

Iruka: Noooo! crying

*Inserts a lock of Sasuke's hair*  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie biggrin amn, Kakashi crying

Iruka:Is hot!

Cassie and Iruka:Why can't you see that!

Ed:HA! Your talking in sync again!

Cassie and Iruka biggrin AMMIT!

Ed:Now I'm entertained.*grabs chair*

Iruka:Bastartd.

Cassie: stare ..... idea Say Ed, I've been meaning to ask. Are you the Movie Ed or tthe Anime?

Ed:Good question, but only Jade knows.

Cassie:Well Jade?

Iruka:Just tell her please.*comforting Kakashi*(she burned the book Jade gave)

Ed:Oh right, for the loock of hair, which is BEYOND obsessive you get Sasu-lpaf, goes great with Sasu-tea.

*inserts PG-13 rating*  

[C h i p p y]

For the pg 13 rating..... You get a napkin to dry up those Kakashi tears!

Wait... only pg13?!?!?!?!?!?! We are not allowed to go any further than that?!?!?!

Than I take back for napkin! For the rateing you get a toally un pg13 rated Icha Icha paradise book! twisted

*inserts evilnesh*  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassieand Kakashi:ICHA ICHA!*dive for they both want to read it*

Ed:I thought you didn't like it!?

Iruka:She burns the books because she likes to mess with Kakashi.And I pay her.

Ed:Oh.

Iruka:Yes, for the evilnesh you receive 'Icha Icha The Movie' DVD. gonk

Cassie and Kakashi:I wanted that. crying

Ed: stare

*inserts Ed*  

[Jade Rotaski]

Me: Heh heh hmmm which version is Ed huh? Movie or Anime? I don't think it makes much of a diffrance but in my mind he's the movie version. heart

Ed: Only becuase you like my hair in a ponytail! xp

Me: And you've gotten taller! I was very dissaponted int he movie when Roy didn't even insult you with a short joke mad

Ed: Only YOU would be dissaponted my b*****d didn't say that! confused

Me: And? Oh and Roy? Roy's the anime version i preffer Roy without the eyepatch ^_^ heart heart

For Ed *Hugs* You get Eds pocket watch! blaugh

Ed: Hey i need that! scream

Me: Not anymore shorty! twisted

Ed: WHOAREYOUCALLINGSOSMALLHE'DNEEDALADDER TOGETONACHAIRSOYOUCANSEEHIM! stressed scream stressed

Roy: She didn't say that Ed *Kisses him to shut him up* heart heart

Ed: eek redface smile biggrin heart heart heart

Naruto: Walks in* Uh have you guys seen Sasuke? question

Me: Not recently, he's probably having an affair with Itachi behind you're back! twisted

Naruto: That teme! *Storms off looking pissed*

Iruka: You're evil sad

Me: I keep telling people i am you don't have to remind me! I know im evil better than anyone else XP  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie:What the hell.......SASUKESOCHEATINGONYOURSEMEDAMMIT! scream

Iruka:Your words are clumped together.

Cassie:I know that.

Kakashi:And you've been around my Ruka-chan too long, your starting to act like him.

Cassie:Am not you Ero-d**k!

Iruka:That's what I called him on our first date Cassie.

Kakashi:See? biggrin

Cassie: crying

Iruka:Well, while she's accepting the truth, I'll tell wht you get.....you get nothing, nothing was inserted, and you already gave her the pocket watch.

Kakashi:*laughing at Cassie's suffering*

Cassie: evil *burns Icha Icha*

Kakashi: eek gonk crying

Iruka:*sigh*  

[C h i p p y]

*huggles Kakashi* pooor kakashi! No ICha Icha paradise book! You guys are mean! Not to worry! I keep a spare! *pulls out extra book fro thin air*

And yeah.... you are starting to act like Ruka-chan! Tsk Tsk! ^__^

*starts reading Icha Icha paradise* O.... he said that? That won't get him anywhere! *continues*...... or mabye it can. Who knew insults turned other men on?

Ruka chan? YOU ACT LIKE A BUG CRAWLED UP YOUR a** AND DIED! GET THE SHTICK OUT OF THERE AND CALM DOWN MAN! scream

*inserts fear of Kakashi killing me*  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie:Remind ME to never die for a day again, I fear my own guild now.

Iruka:938 post? Damn, your guilds finally getting somewhere though.

Cassie:Yeah but we need more members.

Iruka:True, but you just started it a month or two back, that's gonna take awhile.

Cassie:I know. Anyway, for Fear of Kakashi killing you you recieve a box of Gashapon 'Naruto' and 'Fullmetal Alchemist' figures.

Iruka:*inserts Cassie's hunger*  

[Jade Rotaski]

Hey im hunry already i dun need cassies hunger too...ah what the heel *Stuff herself with sushi*

Ed: Greedy pig stare

Me; Yup blaugh

Itachi:.... stare

Me:.... eek

Ed:....Who are you? surprised

Me: That's Itachi, he's Sasuke's big brother, you know the guy who was insane enough to slaughter almost his whole family?

Ed: Oh... eek

Itachi: Have you seen Kasime? confused

Me: *Blinks* Yeah he's swimming in the pool *Points to pool*

Itachi: *Smirks* Thanks *Walks off to the pool*

Me: I wonder what thier sex is like?

Ed: You pair THOSE TWO TOGETHER? eek scream xp

Me: Yeah becuase Kasime needs love too! For your hunger ill give you a three course meal of you liking!

*Inserts my nice winter gloves*  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie:WHEET WHOO! A three course meal of my choice!

Iruka:It better be a healthy one this time Cassie! Your on a diet, remember?

Cassie:....Yes Iruka-sensei. sad

Iruka:Good.

Cassie:Oh! Did you know that Iruka's American VA also plays Axel in KHII, and Reno in Advent Children? And Timon in Timon and Pumba? OH! Can't forget Raiden in Metal Gear.

Iruka:Where the hell did you find that!?

Cassie:Wikipedia, when I searched Quinton Flynn. Oh! He also plays Johnny Storm in Fantstic 4 the series.

Iruka:*sigh*For the winter gloves you get, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iruka_Umino, WTF? It's about me!

Cassie:Of course. biggrin

Iruka: gonk

*inserts spiffy tennis ball*  

[Jade Rotaski]

Wow I never knew Iruka, Raiden and Axel's voices were the same, thanks for that info Cassie! *Hugs*

Ed: *Munches on rice and looks sad* cry

Me: Hey Ed...where's Roy?

Ed: Working, Riza's getting him back becuase he's neglected his paperwork...again. *Sulks*

Me: Well here yo go then something to keep you company! *Gives Ed a Roy plushie*

Ed: Awww thanks yu DO have a nice side! heart

Me: Uh yeah i guess *Grins sheepishly* Ohh a tennis ball! For that you get...a baseball bat!

*Inserts coffee*