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 Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:07 am
Sasuke: -to street cleaners- So yea, sorry about the whole running over the trashcans and street signs....Can I go apologize to them?
Street Cleaner..........:.You serious?
Sasuke: -sgh- Yes. Evrey last one of them
Street Cleaner: Sir, are you insane?
Sasuke: What?! NO?!
Street Cleaner: -picks up phone- Yea hi, there's this insane dude here, can you come pick him up? Yes? Okay, thank you. -hangs up-
Sasuke: ...Uh...Who was that?
Street Cleaner: The Mental Institution. Don't worry Mr.Uchila, you'll be OK with them.
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:01 pm
XD
*riiing riiing*
Sakura: *cutting veggies for dinner* Excuse me, Itachi-san. n.n
Itachi: *in an apron stirring a pot* No problem!
Kid: *digging through the cabinets* What did you need again, Uncle 'Tachi?
Itachi: Pepper, little buddy!
Kid: ^O^ KAY!
Sakura: *picks up the phone* Hello?
Sasuke: ...Um...C-can you come get me?
Sakura: *suddenly worried* What's wrong? Are you okay?
Kid: *motions for Itachi to stoop down*
Itachi: hm? *stoops down to kid's height*
Kids: *whispers in Itachi's hear* I bet it's daddy calling to say he got put into the mental institution and he needs her to go get him out again.
Itachi: Ah...poor Sasuke.
Kid: Was he always like this?
Itachi: ...Yeah.
Sakura: Okay, I see. I'll get Itachi to pick you up.
Sasuke: o-O Wait, NO! Sakura! You can't do tha-
Sakura: Love you, Bye!
Sasuke: I love you too! But wait up! I don't want HIM to come get-
Sakura: *hangs up* Itachi, can you do me a favor...?
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:10 am
Sasuke: *she is asleep now is my chance...* he heads towards the kitchen, opens the drawer and pulls out the golder uber spatula *now she will never be able to hit me again*
Sakura: wakes up goes into the kitchen to get her spatula *ITS GONE...Sasuke!!* she goes to Itachi's house..."Hey Itachi can you give me my spare spatula...mine is missing..."
Itachi: "I think I know where it is at," he rubs his head, "Sasuke has it and he is on his way to Naruto-kun's house with the mini-van..."
Sakura: "the mini-van?"
Itachi: "Yeah, he stole the keys from me..."
Sakura: runs up to Sasuke who is beatting Naruto with the golden uber spatula..."SASUKE!!!"
Sasuke: "you can't hurt me now I have the spatula not you..."
Sakura: holds up the economy size golden spatula..."You were saying???"
Sasuke: drops the spatula and runs *MUST GET AWAY MUST GET AWAY*
Sakura: "OH NO YOU DON'T" and chases after him...
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:28 am
sakura10190210 Sasuke: *she is asleep now is my chance...* he heads towards the kitchen, opens the drawer and pulls out the golder uber spatula *now she will never be able to hit me again*
Sakura: wakes up goes into the kitchen to get her spatula *ITS GONE...Sasuke!!* she goes to Itachi's house..."Hey Itachi can you give me my spare spatula...mine is missing..."
Itachi: "I think I know where it is at," he rubs his head, "Sasuke has it and he is on his way to Naruto-kun's house with the mini-van..."
Sakura: "the mini-van?"
Itachi: "Yeah, he stole the keys from me..."
Sakura: runs up to Sasuke who is beatting Naruto with the golden uber spatula..."SASUKE!!!"
Sasuke: "you can't hurt me now I have the spatula not you..."
Sakura: holds up the economy size golden spatula..."You were saying???"
Sasuke: drops the spatula and runs *MUST GET AWAY MUST GET AWAY*
Sakura: "OH NO YOU DON'T" and chases after him...
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:33 am
tenshinohana-chan sakura10190210 Sasuke: *she is asleep now is my chance...* he heads towards the kitchen, opens the drawer and pulls out the golder uber spatula *now she will never be able to hit me again*
Sakura: wakes up goes into the kitchen to get her spatula *ITS GONE...Sasuke!!* she goes to Itachi's house..."Hey Itachi can you give me my spare spatula...mine is missing..."
Itachi: "I think I know where it is at," he rubs his head, "Sasuke has it and he is on his way to Naruto-kun's house with the mini-van..."
Sakura: "the mini-van?"
Itachi: "Yeah, he stole the keys from me..."
Sakura: runs up to Sasuke who is beatting Naruto with the golden uber spatula..."SASUKE!!!"
Sasuke: "you can't hurt me now I have the spatula not you..."
Sakura: holds up the economy size golden spatula..."You were saying???"
Sasuke: drops the spatula and runs *MUST GET AWAY MUST GET AWAY*
Sakura: "OH NO YOU DON'T" and chases after him... You bet she will xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:41 am
Sakura: Aha! *glomps Sasuke violently* Caught you!
Sasuke: Sakura... Have mercy...
Sakura: All right... On one condition. *whispers to Sasuke*
Sasuke: *sighs* I think this is how we had our fourth, fifth, and sixth kid.
Sakura: *grins seductively*
Because Sasuke and Sakura don't want to restore the clan. They're just plain kinky. blaugh
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:47 am
tenshinohana-chan
Sakura: Aha! *glomps Sasuke violently* Caught you!
Sasuke: Sakura... Have mercy...
Sakura: All right... On one condition. *whispers to Sasuke*
Sasuke: *sighs* I think this is how we had our fourth, fifth, and sixth kid.
Sakura: *grins seductively*
Because Sasuke and Sakura don't want to restore the clan. They're just plain kinky. blaugh
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:51 am
sakura10190210 tenshinohana-chan
Sakura: Aha! *glomps Sasuke violently* Caught you!
Sasuke: Sakura... Have mercy...
Sakura: All right... On one condition. *whispers to Sasuke*
Sasuke: *sighs* I think this is how we had our fourth, fifth, and sixth kid.
Sakura: *grins seductively*
Because Sasuke and Sakura don't want to restore the clan. They're just plain kinky. blaugh
yeah that pretty funny! heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:22 am
chakara powered sakura10190210 tenshinohana-chan
Sakura: Aha! *glomps Sasuke violently* Caught you!
Sasuke: Sakura... Have mercy...
Sakura: All right... On one condition. *whispers to Sasuke*
Sasuke: *sighs* I think this is how we had our fourth, fifth, and sixth kid.
Sakura: *grins seductively*
Because Sasuke and Sakura don't want to restore the clan. They're just plain kinky. blaugh
yeah that pretty funny! heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:33 am
tenshinohana-chan chakara powered sakura10190210 tenshinohana-chan
Sakura: Aha! *glomps Sasuke violently* Caught you!
Sasuke: Sakura... Have mercy...
Sakura: All right... On one condition. *whispers to Sasuke*
Sasuke: *sighs* I think this is how we had our fourth, fifth, and sixth kid.
Sakura: *grins seductively*
Because Sasuke and Sakura don't want to restore the clan. They're just plain kinky. blaugh
yeah that pretty funny! heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:37 am
Kid: MOMMY!
Sakura: Yes honey? -^^-
Kid: Daddy called you 'kinky'. What's that mean?
Sakura:..........SASUKE!!!!!!!
Sasuke: Yes honey-bunches that I love so very much? -nervous sweat-
Sakura: -takes out uber big golden spatula and thwarts him- THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME KINKEY!
Kid: mommy, What does that mean?!
Sakura: -glares at Sasuke- Now YOU can explain it!
Sasuke: But, But...?!
Kid: -crawls on Sasuke's lap- Pwwwease?
Sasuke: -sighs-
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:43 am
Iia ~chibi kagome62~ xD Uncle Tachi!! Uncle Tachi!!! <333333
Sasuke: O.O No! That's a bad word!
Baby: Uncle Tachi!
Sasuke: Nuuuuu! That name is forbidden in the household! Do you hear me? D: You can't say that name!
Baby: Tachi! Tachi!
Sasuke: >< DAMN YOU, ANIKI!
Baby: ....damn?
Sasuke: .__________. NO! Nonononono, PLEASE don't say that. >> Mama will KILL daddy! Daddy said a BAD word. Don't say that!
Baby: Damn. ^_^ *giggles*
Sasuke: "Sakura is going to kill meeeeee....T.T s**t."*Sakura comes home* Baby: s**t!Damn!s**t! Sakura: SASUKE-KUN!!! *Sasuke walks in the room* Baby: s**t!Damn!s**t! *Sasuke thinks ' oh im gonna die!'* Sakura then hits him with her humongous golden spatula right smack dab in the forehead. Itachi: Pathetic, pathetic. Sasuke...i thought u were going to run away...that would have made Konahamaru write a good story.... Next day headlines: UCHIHA SASUKE BLACKS OUT!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:05 pm
Oh. My. God. This thread made me die laughing. XD; Poor Sasuke getting whiped with a spatula.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:48 pm
The spatula is like...xD The SasuSaku MASCOT. And in a thread similar to this in the NaruHina guild, it's a spork.
I laughed at the kinky one. XD Okay ,I laughed at ALL of them.
o.o And if their baby would say s**t!Damn!s**t!, I bet Sasuke would get disowned. xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:00 am
sakura10190210 tenshinohana-chan chakara powered sakura10190210 tenshinohana-chan
Sakura: Aha! *glomps Sasuke violently* Caught you!
Sasuke: Sakura... Have mercy...
Sakura: All right... On one condition. *whispers to Sasuke*
Sasuke: *sighs* I think this is how we had our fourth, fifth, and sixth kid.
Sakura: *grins seductively*
Because Sasuke and Sakura don't want to restore the clan. They're just plain kinky. blaugh
yeah that pretty funny! heart
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