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Dramatica Addams Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:58 pm
Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub You have sex with every gender, man woman and animal... only to figure out you are the most diseased person on the Earth and the only two diseases you don't have are HIV and AIDS. Cheeeer! You forgot to make a wish! gonk
I wish this chick I know would DIIIE! Cause she is a b***h! And she hates Robert! -hiss-
And I know I won't be sorry.Ok, this chick you know dies cos you accidently smash her head open with a 2 ton brick, everyone saw you do it, you go to jail and instead of getting a nice merciful injection you rot in there for all eternity. With nothing even remotely cure related to keep you company. And your cell mate hates Robert too. I wish the damn Gaia menu would load for me instead of that ugly quicktime icon stressed
Granted, but now just as it loads... the computer goes black and DIES! MUAHAHAH!
I wish I was acing my classes and everyone was happy for me...and I do it in a snap... not even breaking a sweat.Granted. You ace all your classes, barely even trying, everyone loves you for it. And, since you now have all this free time you used to use on studying, you decide to take up bungey jumping. Unfortuntely the bungechord is the wrong length and when it bounces it send you smack into the wall, you are now paralyzed for life with nothing left to do but read, or watch tv but it all bores you cos you know everything. I wish i had more Damned albums
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:52 am
GrimlyFiendish I wish i had more Damned albums
Granted, but they're all scratched! surprised
I wish I had those Bauhaus underpants. whee
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Dramatica Addams Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:04 pm
Nightmare Sewerage GrimlyFiendish I wish i had more Damned albums
Granted, but they're all scratched! surprised
I wish I had those Bauhaus underpants. whee Granted! You get Bauhaus underwear. Unfortunately thats as in the Bauhaus art movement so theyre made out of Painter's canvas. And for some stupid reason you actually wear them. youre but becomes so sore you have to sit on one of those inflatable donuts! whee I wish Neil Gaiman would commission me to draw for his next comic book.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:29 pm
Granted.
But guess what?
You're promised the money and never get it.
Then you are sued for stalking. biggrin
I wish I hadn't killed the Snow Robert. sad
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Dramatica Addams Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:39 pm
Cherrysub Granted.
But guess what?
You're promised the money and never get it.
Then you are sued for stalking. biggrin
I wish I hadn't killed the Snow Robert. sad Granted! But then he goes on a rampage and kills all of us including Peter Murphy, and, horror of all horrors, because he MUST be the ONLY Robert he runs the real Robert Smith over with a snowmobile. And your still alive enuff to see it. gonk I wish the Damned would make a video for Little Miss Disastre and Vh1 Classic would show it on Classic Current.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:53 pm
GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub Granted.
But guess what?
You're promised the money and never get it.
Then you are sued for stalking. biggrin
I wish I hadn't killed the Snow Robert. sad Granted! But then he goes on a rampage and kills all of us including Peter Murphy, and, horror of all horrors, because he MUST be the ONLY Robert he runs the real Robert Smith over with a snowmobile. And your still alive enuff to see it. gonk I wish the Damned would make a video for Little Miss Disastre and Vh1 Classic would show it on Classic Current.
Granted, but now they that they play it, your TV craps out and then comes back on when the video is over.
And then the guy said it was the last time they'll ever play the song.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:08 am
I wish you made a wish for me to ruin.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:04 pm
Nightmare Sewerage I wish you made a wish for me to ruin.  I love you Fet Fet! Cher' always forget to make wishes.  tsk tsk
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Dramatica Addams Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:25 pm
GrimlyFiendish Nightmare Sewerage I wish you made a wish for me to ruin. I love you Fet Fet! Cher' always forget to make wishes. tsk tsk Garg! Don't make fun of the outcast girl! I wish my friend wasn't going to kill herself.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:49 pm
Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Nightmare Sewerage I wish you made a wish for me to ruin. I love you Fet Fet! Cher' always forget to make wishes. tsk tsk Garg! Don't make fun of the outcast girl! I wish my friend wasn't going to kill herself.Are you serious? Cos ruining real wishes isn't fun... and you should be helping her!
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Dramatica Addams Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:15 pm
GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Nightmare Sewerage I wish you made a wish for me to ruin. I love you Fet Fet! Cher' always forget to make wishes. tsk tsk Garg! Don't make fun of the outcast girl! I wish my friend wasn't going to kill herself.Are you serious? Cos ruining real wishes isn't fun... and you should be helping her!
I wish I could rape Grimly. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:55 pm
Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Nightmare Sewerage I wish you made a wish for me to ruin. I love you Fet Fet! Cher' always forget to make wishes. tsk tsk Garg! Don't make fun of the outcast girl! I wish my friend wasn't going to kill herself.Are you serious? Cos ruining real wishes isn't fun... and you should be helping her!
I wish I could rape Grimly. mrgreen Ahhh! Granted! But then i go insane from the incident and i follow you around and stalk you and go thru your garbage and make your life a living hell til you get a restraining order put on me and then i try to shoot you but the cops shoot me and then i die and it was all your fault! pirate I wish i could find a Zorak skin for the Sims!
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Dramatica Addams Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:52 pm
GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Nightmare Sewerage I wish you made a wish for me to ruin. I love you Fet Fet! Cher' always forget to make wishes. tsk tsk Garg! Don't make fun of the outcast girl! I wish my friend wasn't going to kill herself.Are you serious? Cos ruining real wishes isn't fun... and you should be helping her!
I wish I could rape Grimly. mrgreen Ahhh! Granted! But then i go insane from the incident and i follow you around and stalk you and go thru your garbage and make your life a living hell til you get a restraining order put on me and then i try to shoot you but the cops shoot me and then i die and it was all your fault! pirate I wish i could find a Zorak skin for the Sims!
Granted. But once you find it, since one, you can't find the mesh because it has been deleted, and two the game rejects it, it then kills your computer and then you DIE!
I'm a Sims Fan...I know how it is.
I wish I could find a decent boyfriend.
And by decent I mean, decent, no ******** who hits me or some s**t.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:04 pm
Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub Garg! Don't make fun of the outcast girl! I wish my friend wasn't going to kill herself.Are you serious? Cos ruining real wishes isn't fun... and you should be helping her!
I wish I could rape Grimly. mrgreen Ahhh! Granted! But then i go insane from the incident and i follow you around and stalk you and go thru your garbage and make your life a living hell til you get a restraining order put on me and then i try to shoot you but the cops shoot me and then i die and it was all your fault! pirate I wish i could find a Zorak skin for the Sims!
Granted. But once you find it, since one, you can't find the mesh because it has been deleted, and two the game rejects it, it then kills your computer and then you DIE!
I'm a Sims Fan...I know how it is.
I wish I could find a decent boyfriend.
And by decent I mean, decent, no ******** who hits me or some s**t. PM me we'll talk SIMs somtime! Okay granted. You find a decent boyfriend. He's more than decent. He's nice. Really nice. He cares about your feelings. And everyone elses feelings... including bugs... and one day he catches you squashing a beetle and he dies from sorrow and guilt. Why must everone die in our ruined wishes? X3I wish...... the smoke detecter wouldn't go off everytime i try to make pancakes gonk
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Dramatica Addams Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:47 pm
GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub GrimlyFiendish Cherrysub Garg! Don't make fun of the outcast girl! I wish my friend wasn't going to kill herself.Are you serious? Cos ruining real wishes isn't fun... and you should be helping her!
I wish I could rape Grimly. mrgreen Ahhh! Granted! But then i go insane from the incident and i follow you around and stalk you and go thru your garbage and make your life a living hell til you get a restraining order put on me and then i try to shoot you but the cops shoot me and then i die and it was all your fault! pirate I wish i could find a Zorak skin for the Sims!
Granted. But once you find it, since one, you can't find the mesh because it has been deleted, and two the game rejects it, it then kills your computer and then you DIE!
I'm a Sims Fan...I know how it is.
I wish I could find a decent boyfriend.
And by decent I mean, decent, no ******** who hits me or some s**t. PM me we'll talk SIMs somtime! Okay granted. You find a decent boyfriend. He's more than decent. He's nice. Really nice. He cares about your feelings. And everyone elses feelings... including bugs... and one day he catches you squashing a beetle and he dies from sorrow and guilt. Why must everone die in our ruined wishes? X3I wish...... the smoke detecter wouldn't go off everytime i try to make pancakes gonk
Since the smoke detector annyoed the s**t out of you, you turned it off.
You cooked pancakes and no sounds...
You go to bed that night, happy and nourished.
You're waken up in the middle of the night when you smell smoke, you cautiously escaped from your room, saw the stove on fire, because you forgot to turn it off, and your place nearly burns down.
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