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 Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:51 pm
Granted. You live the rest of your life having sex.
It gets boring
I wish sunflower seeds didn't make my mouth dry!
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:54 pm
addseale2 Granted. You live the rest of your life having sex. It gets boring I wish sunflower seeds didn't make my mouth dry! (It wouldn't be boring if Bridget was there!) Granted, but you're now allergic to them. I wish I was a sexually active hermaphrodite.
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:57 pm
What? Does no one want to touch that one?
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:39 pm
Phoebos addseale2 Granted. You live the rest of your life having sex. It gets boring I wish sunflower seeds didn't make my mouth dry! (It wouldn't be boring if Bridget was there!) Granted, but you're now allergic to them. I wish I was a sexually active hermaphrodite. Granted. You become the star of 4chan/d/. I wish you wouldn't make wishes involving pee pees.
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:01 pm
Granted. But instead they make politically correct jokes about penises. And vaginas.
I wish I could write a nationally best selling book.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:33 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:53 am
Granted, but after you win free tickets the day of the show I steal them because I thought they were Nine Inch Nails tickets. And then I sell them.
I wish people on gaia weren't so stupid as to try and sell sealeds for 20k and g pins for 100k. >.o
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:33 am
Granted they go for double price ^^
I wish they had better items to donate for
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:22 pm
Granted, but there is no point wearing them on your avi as EVERYONE else is doing, and you don't want to 'follow the crowd'.
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:07 pm
Muaethia Granted, but there is no point wearing them on your avi as EVERYONE else is doing, and you don't want to 'follow the crowd'.
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself. Granted...but everytime your lawn decides to cut itself there is red stuff all over it and it stinks like rotten corpses.
I wish that my dad wasn't such a mean and miserable old goat.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:17 pm
Granted. But he becomes so happy and lovey dovey that he turns into Michael Jackson. (Don't ask how, he just does)
I wish there were more people hiring.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:52 pm
PickleBoy Granted. But he becomes so happy and lovey dovey that he turns into Michael Jackson. (Don't ask how, he just does) I wish there were more people hiring. Granted, but that means everyone is fired to free up those jobs, and the economy goes to crap. Thanks a lot. I wish my summer-school Health teacher didn't keep bringing up the supposed importance of religion in maintaining good health. {rolls eyes}
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:17 pm
iviary PickleBoy Granted. But he becomes so happy and lovey dovey that he turns into Michael Jackson. (Don't ask how, he just does) I wish there were more people hiring. Granted, but that means everyone is fired to free up those jobs, and the economy goes to crap. Thanks a lot. I wish my summer-school Health teacher didn't keep bringing up the supposed importance of religion in maintaining good health. {rolls eyes} Granted, but she decides to do a demonstration of how emo is bad and cut all of you. I wish I could get one of them unlicensed nuclear accelerators to wear on my back. (Bonus points if you get that reference.)
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:50 am
Phoebos iviary PickleBoy Granted. But he becomes so happy and lovey dovey that he turns into Michael Jackson. (Don't ask how, he just does) I wish there were more people hiring. Granted, but that means everyone is fired to free up those jobs, and the economy goes to crap. Thanks a lot. I wish my summer-school Health teacher didn't keep bringing up the supposed importance of religion in maintaining good health. {rolls eyes} Granted, but she decides to do a demonstration of how emo is bad and cut all of you. I wish I could get one of them unlicensed nuclear accelerators to wear on my back. (Bonus points if you get that reference.) pfft... this is easy Granted but then the new york mayor will be presuaded by some evironmental nutjob and you will be sent to prison while the town is attacked by this  I wish there was a costume on Gaia where it made you look like mr. stay puft
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:24 pm
shinobikun Phoebos iviary PickleBoy Granted. But he becomes so happy and lovey dovey that he turns into Michael Jackson. (Don't ask how, he just does) I wish there were more people hiring. Granted, but that means everyone is fired to free up those jobs, and the economy goes to crap. Thanks a lot. I wish my summer-school Health teacher didn't keep bringing up the supposed importance of religion in maintaining good health. {rolls eyes} Granted, but she decides to do a demonstration of how emo is bad and cut all of you. I wish I could get one of them unlicensed nuclear accelerators to wear on my back. (Bonus points if you get that reference.) pfft... this is easy Granted but then the new york mayor will be presuaded by some evironmental nutjob and you will be sent to prison while the town is attacked by this I wish there was a costume on Gaia where it made you look like mr. stay puft Granted, but they become the form of The Destructor, and since there are no Venkman, Spangler, etc, outfits, it destoys all of Gaia. I don't wish for a nicer blanket.
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