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 Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:45 am
The Millenium Walken
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BZZZZZZT!
"How many people wanna kick some a**?"
Kick Some a** by Stroke 9 plays over the speakers, as Chris Robinson bursts through the curtains, screaming with excitement! Not bothering to try and play to the crowd... He knows they don't give a s**t at this point... He breaks into a run, and dashes down the ramp, sliding under the bottom rope to enter his first ever Royal Rumble! Indiscriminately picking the nearest target, he closes in on Harli and attempts to strike him with a back chop across the chest! The back chop hit across the chest of Harli Drummond causing him to take a couple of steps back, his chest had a slight red colouring after the back chop from Chris Robinson. Harli did not take to kindly to being hit with the chop, in fact he took a few steps towards Chris and attempted a hard knee shot to the stomach.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:08 am
Gamma was still rocked by the Dropkick and when Dallas began lifting his leg over he felt himself tipping before falling over the top and out of the ring! Gamma was eliminated! One half of the Tag Champions was eliminated by the Voodoo Queen! Alpha had gotten to his knees and seen the elimination occur and he was furious. He stood up and walked towards Omega before shoving him pretty hard. "You see what she just did? She isn't on your side, she's just looking out for herself help me ******** take care of her!" he barked at his one remaining partner "You want to get rid of her do it on your own! I didn't ask you to ******** attack her you a*****e!" Omega shouted back at Alpha as he shoved him back to get his point across.
Alpha angrily stared at Omega and it seemed he was going to strike his leader, but he took a step back and decided to continue his assault on Dallas. He would wait for her to rise so he could go for an attempt at a Straight Punch right to her face.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:37 am
Dallas let out a laugh of disbelief! She did it, she eliminated Gamma! She leaned against the ropes as she faced out to him, giving him that cocky smirk of hers as she run her hands through her hair. However, realizing that leaning against the ropes was not a smart idea, as that's what lead to this elimination in the first place. Pushing herself off of the ropes, she turned just in time to hear Omega decline Alpha's suggestion to take her out. Good! At least he was on her side! If his partners hadn't assaulted her, none of this wouldn't have happened.
When she turned, she walked right into a fist to her face! This caused Dallas to stumble back into the ropes, holding her jaw with her hand. She would try to bounce back, coming at him with a straight punch of her own, to his face in retaliation. But she wouldn't stop there, Dallas would try to keep those punches coming!
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:43 am
Alpha thought he had Dallas on the ropes, quite literally I might add, but then she rebounded and cracked him a good one. Not only that but she was keeping up the assault, Alpha had no choice but to take the low road as he attempted to dig his nails into her eyes and then claw at them to get some distance between the two
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:52 am
Things seemed to be going well, for the most part. She managed to get her own fist to connect. But of course, she couldn't have been so lucky. As she cocked her fist for another hit, the last thing she saw was Alpha's hands shoot out towards her eyes...then nothing! But she definitely felt his nails claw their way around her eyes, trying to gauge them out. Dallas let out a loud cry of agony as she quickly tried to take a few steps back, recoiling from his awful assault. Temporarily blinded, she was now vulnerable once again.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:01 am
Alpha chuckled evilly as his cheap ploy had worked and given him the upperhand. Alpha would then attempt to go for one of his favorite moves El Polvo De Estrellas!
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:53 am
The crowd counted down the ten seconds to the final entrant, the atmosphere electric. As the buzzer sounded, an unfamiliar beat began to build up. Despite the huge amount of people still in the match, all eyes were trained on the entryway.
"Hail to the king, baby."
X gon give it to ******** wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard gettin busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
I'll make a ******** wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll do it again
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break break wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sendin me
You ******** never wanted nothin
But your wife said, that's for the light day
I'm gettin down, down
Make it say freeze
But won't be the one endin up on his knees (Whoo)
Please, If the only thing you cats did is come out to play
Get out my way
Could it be?
It was!
Jason Byers walked out onto the ramp, having not been seen in a wrestling ring for nearly five years, and never in an FG ring, to a deafening pop. DMX's classic s**t-kicking anthem, X Gon Give It To Ya, played throughout the arena as the King of Sexy approached the ring. It was surreal seeing a man so closely identified with EWA finally making an FG appearance, let alone a Royal Rumble.
He entered the ring, throwing his Byers Club T-shirt into the crowd. So many choices...whose a** to kick and girlfriend to steal first?
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:48 am
BOOM! J. W. was blindsided by the literal elephant in the room and ate canvas. Oh, NOW the ******** 800 pound gorilla wants some...Rolling over onto his back, and rubbing the back of his neck, Caliber would look to gain a measure of retribution as he attempted to slam the heel of his cowboy boot right into GQ's nut sack.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:41 am
Relinquished's leg had been caught on the top rope thanks to Bernhardt pulling the ropes and dodging his big boot attempt. The monster lost his footing and fell backward, his leg getting caught in the top rope for a second before he pulled it out to lay on the ground. The 300+ pounder was on the ground for now, and the ring had filled up even more with the entrance of Jason Byers.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:46 am
Harli's knee connects with Chris's gut like an uppercut, doubling him over and sending him back a few steps as well. He doesn't quite fall to his knees, but he does have to briefly put a hand on the mat for support. Screaming, he forces himself back to his feet, and attempts to stun Harli with a jawbreaker!
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:20 pm
Good Question was caught, the downed cowboy nailing him across the groin area! The big man fell over, the bar room brawl tactics used on the big man. He laid on his side, holding his junk, hoping the pain would stop!
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:16 pm
It wasn't an opportunity to eliminate someone, per se, but the more flashy moves he could do to catch the fans' attention, the higher his demand would be. Renegade ran behind JW Caliber shortly after Good Question got kicked and went to drive his head into the mat with an inverted Frankensteiner!
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:01 pm
'******** the world? ******** the world?' Chrono thought to himself as he heard Cyrus speak up and then come at him, well the God of Time certainly knew better than to simply 'allow' Cyrus to get his 'wish' to kick him in the '******** Face' as he desired.
Sliding under the bottom ropes, he allowed Cyrus to 'crash and burn' and attempted to grab Cryus' legs and pull them between the ring pole...
To lessen his chances of having children in his future...
If you catch the drift.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:29 pm
Cyrus crashed into the turnbuckle, his knee slamming into the ring post and halting the progress of nearly landing in a very painful position! Nevertheless, his current position wasn't sunshine and rainbows.
Unfortunately, the worst was yet to come. As he sat up, wincing from the pain in his knee, his legs were suddenly given a heavy pull, ramming him full force into the ring post. The fans watching had to wince at that one."Oooo!" Could be heard coming from the audience. Why?! Oh god, why?! Cyrus' life as a child, up until now flashed before his eyes until the pain completely overcame the man of Dreams. All Cyrus could do was lean forward against the ring post, and stare off into space.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:49 pm
Harli was certainly stunned from the jawbreaker as he staggered backwards a little, he was seen rubbing his jaw after taking the few steps back. His jaw was stinging from the jawbreaker, he certainly had to keep an eye on that Chris Robinson fellow.
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