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Bilious rolled 1 6-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-6)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:46 pm


There boobs were touching. Jerry was not quite sure how to feel about this. "I... I am behaving!" He insisted, his face going red, "I know and... er... We'll destroy all the horrible er... watermelons," He poked at the sand again but to no avail, "And you'll get promoted. This at least is more fun than my promotion mission," He tried to assure her with a weak smile.

But he was behaving. He had stayed away from the bar, hadn't he?
LP rolled 1 6-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:46 pm


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Well the couch reference seemed to go over her head; Ali was looking at Cass a bit confused. "Besides, not looking like a couch is there a reason you're not tanning?" Apparently Ali didn't get the text about the boy's night out with the bachelor party for Marcus, or he'd accidently deleted it and spent the night making sure there wasn't a mandatory get your a** to room whatever meeting. Either was possible.
"Hopefully you're right." Aleister had followed Cass out into the sun after finish applying suntan lotion to herself too, she'd at some point picked up Pookie's key chain and made sure it was attached to her bikini top. Good thing Ali had the foresight to add one of those climbing clips.

She watched as Caelina destroyed a watermelon bits flying everywhere. At least the tourist were gone. "Ohhh, watermelon smashing. That always looked so fun." He'd been too young at the time to actually do anything of the sort.

Ali wiggled her toes in the sand for a second before nodding, "Lets go get some watermelons! Maybe we can play volleyball after we're finished." It totes would make it a fun day at the beach.

Ali was looking around the beach for possible spots that could be a watermelon baby. "Ohhh, I think I see one." She started running, tripped ad fell into... nope wasn't a melon.... not at all. Just a pile of sand that use to be a castle.

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prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 2 Total: 3 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:49 pm


He'd forgotten that his center of balance was changed, and changed fairly drastically by the sudden difference in weight distribution. Instead of hitting the melon, Jordan overbalanced and fell on his a**. He growled with irritation and eyed the melon. Clearly, it was the melon's fault.

Definitely the melons' fault, Ferros snickered.

Shut UP.
Saliru rolled 1 6-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:49 pm



Rin was now too distracted by her mini mission Sasha had laid out for her. This was important to Sasha. So even after finding none she kept shuffling around in a little sandy dust cloud.

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Saliru rolled 1 6-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-6)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:50 pm



And more furious shuffling around, maybe if she killed enough Sasha would no longer be so mad at her? Shuffle shuffle.
iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10, 8 Total: 18 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:50 pm


Marcus found a melon and looking at it, he wasn't sure about the whole hatching factor. The ******** was Caelius smoking? Well, Caelius and Allan. ******** s**t mission with tits. He just wanted to be in the dorms, fondling Cass and-

Seeeeee? You like this.


Dis was feeding him perverted thoughts again, and the vampire was smug in how distracting he was being.

Getting Fed up, Marcus picked up the melon, and chucked it at the nearest person.

Who just happened to be Ami.

Granted he missed her, but the water melon exploded next to her. It felt odly satisfying.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:51 pm




He picked the thing up in the hand not holding his drink and eyed it. It felt like a watermelon. It looked like a watermelon. And most of the ones people had obliterated did too.

"What's the deal?"

Saliru rolled 1 6-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:52 pm



Rin finally shuffled right into something that felt firm with a hallow thunk. Finally! She quickly brushed it clean to be sure. Yup, Watermelon.

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Found one!

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chiickadee rolled 1 6-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-6)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:52 pm


Ami continued walking, not really caring about whether or not the others were following her. Wilson destroyed a watermelon, though Ami didn't think it was entirely impressive. Wilson had POISONOUS GAS after all. Destroying a watermelon would be easy.

With Junpei? Oh God no. What would she do, sit there and stab it? Augh this would be difficult.

< Water water water water. >

Junpei we will go in the water when the mission is-

She tripped over something round on the ground. Looking back, she realized it was green and striped. Watermelon? WATERMELON! She loved it and really didn't want it to go to waste ... but an order was an order. "Found one!" she called out to her little group.

A watermelon smashed next to her and she screamed. Her face went bright red as she realized she'd just made that noise. Who threw that. Who the ******** threw that. "WHAT THE ******** DON'T THROW YOUR GODDAMN MELONS AT ME," she shouted to the general populace. F u Marcus. PMS wasn't treating her kindly, and neither was the heat.


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prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 3 Total: 4 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:52 pm


Jordan picked himself up and turned toward Rep. "They're eggs or something, Caelius was saying to destroy them before they ha - oh my god what the ******** are you wearing."

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Saliru rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6, 10 Total: 16 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:54 pm



Rin aimed to play weapon-golf with this one too. Squaring out her hips again and then... WACK! Watermelon guts sprayed all over the white sand with a satisfying splattering sound.

Quote:
Killed - 2
Total Ded - 5 (remember guys, odds are a miss too thanks to your boobies!)
bipolar bee rolled 1 6-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:55 pm


"Jerry, if you think this is fun... well, the situation just got a lot sadder for me."

Sasha stepped wrong in the sand, nearly toppling over.

"Because this is not fun, Jerry. Not fun at all. I'm sorry."

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:56 pm




"Eggs? Oh. Right. I'd better like.. not eat it then right?" He blinked at the reaction his outfit got before giving Jordan a bounce on the spot that set various flimsy chains jingling.

"Not very much."

prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4, 6 Total: 10 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:58 pm


"Yes. Good idea." Irritation back in full force. Jordan turned back to the melon and brought Ferros down on it with an energetic overhand swing and a snarl. The melon exploded in a spray of juice and bits.

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Melons destroyed: 1

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LividPeas rolled 1 6-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-6)


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:58 pm


The watermelon Marcus through at Ami, which thankfully missed her, was enough to make Katerine jump when it exploded on impact with the ground. "Jeez--" Placing a hand over her heart, she waited a moment before going back to searching.

"You okay, Ami?" She asked. The melon didn't hit her, but still..PMS was really getting to everyone.


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