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 Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:22 pm
 .:l Snyder Couture l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst.
Male or female. What’s the difference?
There’s stalls for privacy,
Tentatively walking into the class, Snyder made an immediate beeline over to Renivere, Sethrian, and a new girl he had never met before. It was simple. If he was going to be stuck in the same room with Mr. Sweet, he was going to have shields friends beside him to suffer help him out. Of course, as he was quickening his pace to head over, he ended up slipping and landed on his back from the leftover slime that Renivere hadn't had a chance to clean up yet. He inwardly blanched when he felt the goo underneath him sticking to him. "Is... it really sanitary to have this all over a cooking classroom?"
(( 8D I HAVE ARRIVED. ))
And it’s all used for the same thing.
So why does one smell better than the other?
Genders are so confusing.”
- Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:27 pm
 ✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:*.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:*.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡ Freayah helped Renivere mopping the floor. She's really good at this! preparing to be a fine housewife for a moron jerk like Gaire. She can't even see herself lovey dovey with the piece of trash!
Her brows raised, "Escargot?" So this snails are really for food? Yuck! Just then a blondie guy uh.. girl? uh guy I guess went in and slid himself unto the floor. Freayah went to him and offered him a hand.. "The professor's main ingredient is loitering around the classroom." She smirked. ✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:*.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:*.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:46 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ "Actually, I--" Simon was about to explain to Sethrian that the snails were not to be made into escargot when the blond girl that was difficult to understand suddenly rushed over to him. What in the world!? Oh. A snail. She thought it was adorable too? He smiled at her and started to say, "It is cute, isn't it? I just love their ey--" And then Snyder tried to sneak into class and slipped on the snail slime. How many times was he going to be interrupted in one class period!? Honestly! But he did feel bad for making his prized victim take such a nasty fall. He left the snail in good hands and hurried to Snyder's side. "Of course it's sanitary. Do you think I would just pick these up off the street? They were all raised in captivity," He spoke of the snails as if they came from a zoo or something as he hooked his arms under Snyder's to try to pull him up to his feet. At the other blond student, the one he hadn't seen before, he finally got the chance to explain, "No, I was not planning on having us make escargot today. It was just a prank gone terribly wrong. I was actually going to have you slaughter your own chickens, but I guess it's a bit too late for that." And he wasn't even kidding. The chickens in cages in the back corner of the room were squawking and biting at the locks angrily, trying to escape. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:31 pm
Sethrian.Terkynna  "Oh, a prank," Sethrian said, rolling his eyes. "How droll." He glanced toward the back of the class at the chickens. Slaughtering their own chickens? Was something like that even allowed at a school? Really? Shouldn't there be regulations about that sort of thing? Besides, he highly doubted Simon would ever consider letting them slaughter anything after he saw Renivere with a knife. She was sort of...frighteningly focused. At the very least, he should probably be grateful he took the bucket of snails instead of one of the girls. Freayah, in particular, seemed to loathe snails. Renivere seemed to think they were cute. But even so, a bucketful of them on her head was not likely to make her happy. "So then, what are we going to be doing now?"
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:39 pm
  *.~*¨¯¨*•~.Renivere Heartily.~•*¨¯¨*~.* Renivere jumped at the sound of a loud thump when Snyder fell. Oh shoot! She forgot she was cleaning up the floor. Hey! Why was she the only one cleaning the floor anyways!? Renivere pursed her lips and put her hands on her hips. She was no slave after all.
Of course it would be romantic to be that silly fool that would clean the floor and then the prince will go and help her together...
...while they slave away cleaning the floor.
Yep, time to get real.
"But first to brandish cleanliness and fix the floor! Unnecessary injuries are unnecessary!" Renivere huffed as she tried to look intimidating and tried to throw the rag down on the ground.
It landed with a neat plop. Hardly intimidating at all. Um... Maybe another tactic.
"Ah! Let the cleanliness invade our minds together!" Renivere covered. Ah... her English was terrible as usual. She should have offered to clean it all herself. She needed a corner to grow mushrooms of gloom with her failure to get everyone to work together.
Ah yes... but first cleaning.
Cleaning... 
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:46 pm
✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:*.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:*.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡ Great. So they will whacking chickens.. "So.. the snail thing is not part of the lesson?" She crossed her arms while staring at the professor.
Then finished her scrubbing before placing the mop and the bucket back to the Janitorial services..
"Okay what now?" ✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:*.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:*.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:53 pm
.:l Snyder Couture l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst.
Male or female. What’s the difference?
There’s stalls for privacy,
Snyder held back a flinch as he was assisted back up by the two blonds. He should be more specific since everyone in the room was blond with the exception of Sethrian Muttering a soft "thank you," he glanced back at the enraged chickens and inwardly gagged since he clearly didn't know how to really do that. Chickens? Again? He'd rather let Renivere take over that job, but the teacher planned on having each of them kill their own chicken. Disgusting. He didn't want all that blood on him! It was bad enough that he had snail slime on him.
He changed the subject by jumping onto Renivere's he thanked her so much for the distraction cleaning spur. "I agree. It'd be rather troublesome if we kept falling from all this slime."
And it’s all used for the same thing.
So why does one smell better than the other?
Genders are so confusing.”
- Snyder Couture
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:03 pm
Sethrian.Terkynna "Indeed," Sethrian said. "Though I can't help but feeling the one responsible for the mess should be the one leading the clean up effort." He gave Simon another glare. He took one of the cloths and began to wipe down the door and frame where they were slimed by the avalanche of snails. "I think I preferred it when we didn't have a teacher," he muttered. He said in a slightly louder tone, though, "Since we have yet to actually learn anything since your arrival, we should have a class vote on what to focus on next class period. Perhaps that way, we will make actual progress and learn something about cooking rather than the finer points of cleaning snail slime."
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:14 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ "Party?" Simon suggested blandly with a shrug when some students asked what they were going to do now. They didn't have enough time to humanely slay the chickens, so he would have to put that plan to rest. Well, at least for now. Maybe next time he would have them slaughter pigs instead. That would probably be much worse for some of them, especially if he got cute little baby pigs. He watched as Snyder joined the cleaning fest with Renivere, mumbling, "Y'know, I was planning on cleaning that up later... Oh well. If you really feel like helping, then you two get extra credit. For... being.... sanitary?" He struggled to come up with a cooking-related reason for them to get credit for cleaning his classroom and finally came up with something decent. He was about to move the snail bucket out of their way when Sethrian spoke. God, this kid really had something against him, didn't he? "I never asked any of you to clean. She... um...." He peeked at his roll sheet briefly before continuing, "Re- Renivere? She was nice enough to start cleaning the slime on her own. If you have a problem with the way I teach, feel free to switch out of my class. This class is not a democracy. There will be no vote. In fact, if you're really going to be a little a*****e student, get out now!" He shouldn't have let his temper get the best of him, but Sethrian was getting on his nerves. Sure, he showered him in snail goo, but still, that didn't mean he had the right to call out his teacher in the middle of class. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:21 pm
((I'll eat first.. then post once done.. xD feel free to skip Freayah.. just think of her.. following like an obedient lady xD))
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:27 pm
*.~*¨¯¨*•~.Renivere Heartily.~•*¨¯¨*~.* Renivere was a bit confused to why Sethrian was in a rather sticky mood at the moment and seemed to hold a grudge at the teacher. She would have to investigate that.
Absolutely not! Isn't that a bit stalkerish? Maybe she'll just observe and use her deducting skills to figure out where this sudden grudge came from.
The cleaning was being wrapped up and they can finally do some cooking. Renivere smiled in triumph as the floor was sticky but not slippery and it was kind of clean, but you know, they had no choice but to do rush work because they were here to cook, not clean.
Renivere was about to start putting away the cleaning supplies when suddenly the teacher got upset with Sethrian. She had no idea what to do and who was in the wrong, but her first reaction was to defend Sethrian. She staggered between the teacher and Sethrian, almost tripping on a bucket. "Actually, it is sad not to cook and sadness makes cranky pots of doom! Ah! But Sethrian is no cranky pot! He is not even pot-like. In fact, he is greatness in cooking and admirable and wonderful as a boyfr-- student! Student!"
Renivere had no idea what she was saying. She was trying to speak in English but she didn't even have time to translate so she was just blabbering.
"B-but the cleaning cloud is done and the lesson can be arrival."
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:35 pm
Sethrian.Terkynna Sethrian paused in his cleaning to scowl at Simon, clenching his hand around the cloth in his hand. "I believe the instructor who dumps a bucket of snails on his student's head should likely be more concerned about the safety of his job rather than whether or not he is running an effective tyranny." He raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms. "I am not going anywhere. Nor will I alter my behavior or attitude until you decide to show signs of intelligence and maturity, rather than behaving like a petulant, ill tempered toddler with poor taste in pranks." He glanced at Renivere. Later, he would have to thank her for assuring the class that he was not...pot-like. And for calling him a wonderful boyfriend...almost.
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:39 pm
(( Feel free to skip over Snyder. My brain died for him. :[ ))
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:42 pm
Huong Le (( Feel free to skip over Snyder. My brain died for him. :[ )) (( ;^; *uses a defibrillator on it* zzzzz-AAP! ))
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:45 pm
StrawberryZ0mbie Huong Le (( Feel free to skip over Snyder. My brain died for him. :[ )) (( ;^; *uses a defibrillator on it* zzzzz-AAP! )) (( -ZOMBIE BRAIN- >___>; I'm now one of you.... emotion_omnomnom ))
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