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 Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:31 pm
"Dannato cazzo bastardi albero, quei figli di puttana arboree!" Malodore exploded, in possibly the largest emotional response anyone had ever seen out of the plague doctor.
It was tired of trees. And of drunkenness. And most especially of drunk trees.
"... pleased to meet you, Lucien," it added, as an afterthought to the outburst of curses. "Ah... shall we retreat?"
Luce growled at the drunk tree, her little sides vibrating.
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:32 pm
Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley felt the heat of a little body squirming behind her, and tilted her head just enough to catch the sight of a little tail wagging at her shoulder. Then it was all warmth and happiness, and her eyes closed again. She liked Luce. She liked Luce a lot. She felt like jelly. Her tentacles wiggled in response to her thought.
Mmm, Riley purred, once again projecting her thoughts to almost everyone without realizing it. Fighting. Kill JOY. I'd love to. That would make me feel much better. She felt Luce snuggling into her, and responded by snuggling into Jericho. Waaaaaaarm.
Her tentacles stopped wiggling and stood at attention when Nuk spoke, and she opened one eye to stare at him. My tentacles aren't doing anything! She professed adamantly. They're not even.. a few more bubbles popped out from her tentacles, -getting me any.. there was a pause here, and something unusual was emitted from her - if any of them had been mindflayers, they would have understood it was a yawn. Since they were not.. it would just feel like static and pressure. -peanuts..
A buzzing sound filled their thoughts. It wasn't loud, and it wasn't painful, but it would have been annoying if she'd continued to snore in their minds for long. As it was, a jolt of wind snapped her back into consciousness, and her eyes blinked rapidly.
No sleep. Trees will eat you. Let's go, Jericho. She finally climbed off of him, only to help him up to a seated position and climb onto his back before he could protest. Her arms folded neatly around his shoulders, and her legs around his waist. Pointing forward, she announced.
Yip yip.
 "Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5
YOU. She pointed a finger and shook it at the tree. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOT MY NUTS. And with that, she kicked the tree in the trunk, breaking some bark off but losing her balance in the process. Down she went, landing with a thud on her butt in the snow. Riley's HP: 25Tree's HP: 4
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:35 pm
Tentacle rape? Jericho frowned at the thought, and it was hard to tell if his next shiver had to do with that or if it was from the cold in general. As Riley finally got up, he pushed himself to his feet and brushed off some of the snow from his clothing.
"Yeah, we're g-getting ready to -" his words were cut off as Riley promptly jumped onto his backside all of the sudden. The dragon had to bite back a growl here. On a normal basis he wouldn't like this all too much.. but she provided sweet sweet warmth in which he craved. So he put up with it.
Letting out a frosted huff, he was about to get going when another drunken tree came waltzing out before them.
"Here's your chance. K-Kill it!" Jericho urged.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:41 pm
It was amazing how long one could sleep when they were being worn-out by transformations. Further, Shehk hadn't even rose the slightest fuss when she had, ultimately, turned into a sleeping snuggle-pile with the skinwalker (she wasn't in a relationship with). It was, ultimately, the comment about tentacle rape that had woken her, shifting a bit and looking up at Nukpana with the most.... dazed expression, ears drooping a bit in confusion before she rubbed her face against his chest, seeming inclined to leech heat as long as she could.
Though soon enough she did have to put her feet back on the ground. Not happily, but she did, standing up straight and stretching to make sure all of the lovely kinks in her skeleton were straightened back out. The constant changing was really going to be the worst for her.
But, not surprisingly, the Pricolici soon re-adhered herself to Nukpana's side.
"So, have I missed anything exciting while I slept?" she inquired, pausing to yawn for a moment, before making a noise akin to a tired-groan-whine, rubbing at her eyes a bit. Really, she'd love to know the secrets behind everybody else not dying from constant-changing (for those who -were- constant changers like she was).
"Have you had an opportunity to use your gun?"
Yes, Nukpana totally had been doing some epic fighting while carrying her in his arms. Yep.
Though she did seem to realize quickly enough there -were- people having some epic treefights in the vicinity, seeming to be less phased by this now than the day before when it started. Then again, now they knew to expect it.
"Or is everybody else stealing the spotlight?"
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Strait Jacket Girl rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:41 pm
Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley felt the heat of a little body squirming behind her, and tilted her head just enough to catch the sight of a little tail wagging at her shoulder. Then it was all warmth and happiness, and her eyes closed again. She liked Luce. She liked Luce a lot. She felt like jelly. Her tentacles wiggled in response to her thought.
Mmm, Riley purred, once again projecting her thoughts to almost everyone without realizing it. Fighting. Kill JOY. I'd love to. That would make me feel much better. She felt Luce snuggling into her, and responded by snuggling into Jericho. Waaaaaaarm.
Her tentacles stopped wiggling and stood at attention when Nuk spoke, and she opened one eye to stare at him. My tentacles aren't doing anything! She professed adamantly. They're not even.. a few more bubbles popped out from her tentacles, -getting me any.. there was a pause here, and something unusual was emitted from her - if any of them had been mindflayers, they would have understood it was a yawn. Since they were not.. it would just feel like static and pressure. -peanuts..
A buzzing sound filled their thoughts. It wasn't loud, and it wasn't painful, but it would have been annoying if she'd continued to snore in their minds for long. As it was, a jolt of wind snapped her back into consciousness, and her eyes blinked rapidly.
No sleep. Trees will eat you. Let's go, Jericho. She finally climbed off of him, only to help him up to a seated position and climb onto his back before he could protest. Her arms folded neatly around his shoulders, and her legs around his waist. Pointing forward, she announced.
Yip yip.
"Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5
YOU. She pointed a finger and shook it at the tree. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOT MY NUTS. And with that, she kicked the tree in the trunk, breaking some bark off but losing her balance in the process. Down she went, landing with a thud on her butt in the snow. Riley's HP: 25Tree's HP: 4"So ahh...hey, wow, frisky one aren't you? I like that in a...thingy." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: ?
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:51 pm
Raven had decided to revise her previous thoughts on the trees - she'd originally considered them unique and different...but now as one student after another in her group was systematically attacked and forced to fend off the wretched things Raven had decided to mentally label them annoying and like allot of the others...really just wanted to get the hell away from them.
Of course she didn't care..or know any of her fellow students well enough to actually stop and help them when they were attacked...and merely continued hurrying along with the group thinking something along the lines of 'better them then me'
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:52 pm
Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley felt the heat of a little body squirming behind her, and tilted her head just enough to catch the sight of a little tail wagging at her shoulder. Then it was all warmth and happiness, and her eyes closed again. She liked Luce. She liked Luce a lot. She felt like jelly. Her tentacles wiggled in response to her thought.
Mmm, Riley purred, once again projecting her thoughts to almost everyone without realizing it. Fighting. Kill JOY. I'd love to. That would make me feel much better. She felt Luce snuggling into her, and responded by snuggling into Jericho. Waaaaaaarm.
Her tentacles stopped wiggling and stood at attention when Nuk spoke, and she opened one eye to stare at him. My tentacles aren't doing anything! She professed adamantly. They're not even.. a few more bubbles popped out from her tentacles, -getting me any.. there was a pause here, and something unusual was emitted from her - if any of them had been mindflayers, they would have understood it was a yawn. Since they were not.. it would just feel like static and pressure. -peanuts..
A buzzing sound filled their thoughts. It wasn't loud, and it wasn't painful, but it would have been annoying if she'd continued to snore in their minds for long. As it was, a jolt of wind snapped her back into consciousness, and her eyes blinked rapidly.
No sleep. Trees will eat you. Let's go, Jericho. She finally climbed off of him, only to help him up to a seated position and climb onto his back before he could protest. Her arms folded neatly around his shoulders, and her legs around his waist. Pointing forward, she announced.
Yip yip.
"Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5
YOU. She pointed a finger and shook it at the tree. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOT MY NUTS. And with that, she kicked the tree in the trunk, breaking some bark off but losing her balance in the process. Down she went, landing with a thud on her butt in the snow. Riley's HP: 25Tree's HP: 4"So ahh...hey, wow, frisky one aren't you? I like that in a...thingy." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: ?
I'm gonna.. find.. my nuts. She proclaimed in a slur, still digging through his branches.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 1 - ?
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:53 pm
There was the slightest of snickers from the skinwalker at Riley's response, his eyes flicking first to Aksaja (who didn't say anything, but he knew was thinking something,) and then Lucien before returning to the mindflayer, lifting his eyebrows skeptically. They went especially high when she said she wasn't getting any from them, looking like he was sorely tempted to say something, although in the end he let her finish her sentence, still looking like he still might say something by the time she was done. However, in the end he decided it would be too easy in her current state to tease Riley, saving the ammunition for another time, when he could tell her he wasn't sure it was peanuts that she had wanted.
Besides, he wasn't sure but he thought that she might have just fallen asleep. Which, of course, was when THE TREES ATTACKED.
"Bloody hell, they're back," he said to no one in particular, watching as Ridley began her epic battle, his eyes glued to the scene. He was even getting into it, swinging his shoulders a little in what would have been a punching motion, had he not had two armfuls of beautiful sleeping girl. As it was, it seemed between his loud comment and his jostling had woken her up, because it was at that moment Shehk sat up a little in his arms, the skinwalker stilling his motions to allow her a steadier platform. Setting her down on her feet, he grinned a little as she plastered herself to his side, offering his warmth to her willingly.
"I battled ten trees while you were asleep. Don't worry though, I showed them all who's boss."
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:03 pm
Poking his head out of the tent, Israfel blinked for a while in bleary sleep induced confusion. "PURPUL CIDAH FAIRY~ DID DAT TREE STEELS UR BOOZE?" Rolling out from his tent, if someone were to smell his breath, they would find the siren had chosen to forgo sobering up, and rather, remain drunk. He was a rather silly bird like that. Better to remain candlejacking drunk then hungover. "Oh heyyyy, don't be a leecher amnnnn" The siren pouted. "das nut cool bro." Those trees man, he was so totally going to find where they hid the good stuff.
He totally was.
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Strait Jacket Girl rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:06 pm
Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley felt the heat of a little body squirming behind her, and tilted her head just enough to catch the sight of a little tail wagging at her shoulder. Then it was all warmth and happiness, and her eyes closed again. She liked Luce. She liked Luce a lot. She felt like jelly. Her tentacles wiggled in response to her thought.
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Mmm, Riley purred, once again projecting her thoughts to almost everyone without realizing it. Fighting. Kill JOY. I'd love to. That would make me feel much better. She felt Luce snuggling into her, and responded by snuggling into Jericho. Waaaaaaarm.
Her tentacles stopped wiggling and stood at attention when Nuk spoke, and she opened one eye to stare at him. My tentacles aren't doing anything! She professed adamantly. They're not even.. a few more bubbles popped out from her tentacles, -getting me any.. there was a pause here, and something unusual was emitted from her - if any of them had been mindflayers, they would have understood it was a yawn. Since they were not.. it would just feel like static and pressure. -peanuts..
A buzzing sound filled their thoughts. It wasn't loud, and it wasn't painful, but it would have been annoying if she'd continued to snore in their minds for long. As it was, a jolt of wind snapped her back into consciousness, and her eyes blinked rapidly.
No sleep. Trees will eat you. Let's go, Jericho. She finally climbed off of him, only to help him up to a seated position and climb onto his back before he could protest. Her arms folded neatly around his shoulders, and her legs around his waist. Pointing forward, she announced.
Yip yip.
"Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5
YOU. She pointed a finger and shook it at the tree. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOT MY NUTS. And with that, she kicked the tree in the trunk, breaking some bark off but losing her balance in the process. Down she went, landing with a thud on her butt in the snow. Riley's HP: 25Tree's HP: 4"So ahh...hey, wow, frisky one aren't you? I like that in a...thingy." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: ?
I'm gonna.. find.. my nuts. She proclaimed in a slur, still digging through his branches.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 1 - ?"Easy now honey." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: 3
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:08 pm
Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley felt the heat of a little body squirming behind her, and tilted her head just enough to catch the sight of a little tail wagging at her shoulder. Then it was all warmth and happiness, and her eyes closed again. She liked Luce. She liked Luce a lot. She felt like jelly. Her tentacles wiggled in response to her thought.
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Mmm, Riley purred, once again projecting her thoughts to almost everyone without realizing it. Fighting. Kill JOY. I'd love to. That would make me feel much better. She felt Luce snuggling into her, and responded by snuggling into Jericho. Waaaaaaarm.
Her tentacles stopped wiggling and stood at attention when Nuk spoke, and she opened one eye to stare at him. My tentacles aren't doing anything! She professed adamantly. They're not even.. a few more bubbles popped out from her tentacles, -getting me any.. there was a pause here, and something unusual was emitted from her - if any of them had been mindflayers, they would have understood it was a yawn. Since they were not.. it would just feel like static and pressure. -peanuts..
A buzzing sound filled their thoughts. It wasn't loud, and it wasn't painful, but it would have been annoying if she'd continued to snore in their minds for long. As it was, a jolt of wind snapped her back into consciousness, and her eyes blinked rapidly.
No sleep. Trees will eat you. Let's go, Jericho. She finally climbed off of him, only to help him up to a seated position and climb onto his back before he could protest. Her arms folded neatly around his shoulders, and her legs around his waist. Pointing forward, she announced.
Yip yip.
"Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5
YOU. She pointed a finger and shook it at the tree. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOT MY NUTS. And with that, she kicked the tree in the trunk, breaking some bark off but losing her balance in the process. Down she went, landing with a thud on her butt in the snow. Riley's HP: 25Tree's HP: 4"So ahh...hey, wow, frisky one aren't you? I like that in a...thingy." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: ?
I'm gonna.. find.. my nuts. She proclaimed in a slur, still digging through his branches.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 1 - ?"Easy now honey." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: 3
Turning her attention back to the tree, she glared menacingly and pulled her collar up. Stupid thieving tree. Stop trying to look down my shirt.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 3
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Strait Jacket Girl rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:17 pm
Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley heard the sloppy words coming from behind her, and lazily turned her head to look at the tree looming above her. The smell of it made her purple skin turn a tinge of green, and her tentacles all cringed as if to keep from vomitting. She slid off of Jericho's back, stumbled to her feet, and turned around. Now that she was on her feet, it was perhaps a little clearer what was wrong with her.. because she swayed just as dangerously as the tree that was coming for her.
YOU. She pointed a finger and shook it at the tree. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOT MY NUTS. And with that, she kicked the tree in the trunk, breaking some bark off but losing her balance in the process. Down she went, landing with a thud on her butt in the snow. Riley's HP: 25Tree's HP: 4 "So ahh...hey, wow, frisky one aren't you? I like that in a...thingy." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: ?
I'm gonna.. find.. my nuts. She proclaimed in a slur, still digging through his branches.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 1 - ?"Easy now honey." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: 3
Turning her attention back to the tree, she glared menacingly and pulled her collar up. Stupid thieving tree. Stop trying to look down my shirt.Riley's HP: 24 Tree's HP: 3 "Your playing-" Hiccups "-hard to get" The 'Merry' Tree moves forward trying once more for her shirt. HP: 3
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:18 pm
Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley heard the sloppy words coming from behind her, and lazily turned her head to look at the tree looming above her. The smell of it made her purple skin turn a tinge of green, and her tentacles all cringed as if to keep from vomitting. She slid off of Jericho's back, stumbled to her feet, and turned around. Now that she was on her feet, it was perhaps a little clearer what was wrong with her.. because she swayed just as dangerously as the tree that was coming for her.
YOU. She pointed a finger and shook it at the tree. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOT MY NUTS. And with that, she kicked the tree in the trunk, breaking some bark off but losing her balance in the process. Down she went, landing with a thud on her butt in the snow. Riley's HP: 25Tree's HP: 4 "So ahh...hey, wow, frisky one aren't you? I like that in a...thingy." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: ?
I'm gonna.. find.. my nuts. She proclaimed in a slur, still digging through his branches.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 1 - ?"Easy now honey." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: 3
Turning her attention back to the tree, she glared menacingly and pulled her collar up. Stupid thieving tree. Stop trying to look down my shirt.Riley's HP: 24 Tree's HP: 3 "Your playing-" Hiccups "-hard to get" The 'Merry' Tree moves forward trying once more for her shirt. HP: 3
Where'd a tree like you learn to dance like this, anyway?
Oh, Riley.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 3
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:23 pm
Okay this was getting ridiculous. "DON'T DANCE WITH IT, KILL IT!!" Aksaja yelled, quite tempted to just use his cannon to shoot the stupid thing himself. Buuut he'd better save it for when (if) he got attacked himself. Siiiigh. They should be moving, not watching the Waltz of the Drunken Tentacle-Trees!
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:24 pm
Un-pitching his tent, (and giggling at the pitch a tent joke), Israfel wrapped himself in his wings. "He has ur nuts? But....You has boobies." A coo of approval. "I like boobies."
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