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 Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:23 am
pande-monyo XD B i r d i e ko -- pande-monyo XD eto makikisali lang po may dalawang magkapatid, si malaki at si maliit... sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay.. Dear Tatay, ibili nyo po kame ng isang dosenang itlog at isang kilong baboy ang inyong anak... malaki inutusan ni malaki si maliit na ihatid ang sulat sa post office habang naglalakad napaaway si maliit at ang sulat ay nagkapunit punit binuo ang sulat sa pamamagitan ng tape ng mabasa ng ama Dear Baboy, ibili nyo po kami ng isang dosenang anak at isang kilong tatay. ang inyong itlog... malaki ? haha .. wLa lang ntawa lang ako .. lol lol
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:34 am
B i r d i e ko -- pande-monyo XD B i r d i e ko -- pande-monyo XD eto makikisali lang po may dalawang magkapatid, si malaki at si maliit... sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay.. Dear Tatay, ibili nyo po kame ng isang dosenang itlog at isang kilong baboy ang inyong anak... malaki inutusan ni malaki si maliit na ihatid ang sulat sa post office habang naglalakad napaaway si maliit at ang sulat ay nagkapunit punit binuo ang sulat sa pamamagitan ng tape ng mabasa ng ama Dear Baboy, ibili nyo po kami ng isang dosenang anak at isang kilong tatay. ang inyong itlog... malaki ? haha .. wLa lang ntawa lang ako .. lol lol XD thanks
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:56 am
A lizard fell on a table.
Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae
Kikay: Eew, lizard
Astig: s**t, butiki!
Mataray: Shucks, butiks!
Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!
Mahirap: Pare, ulam! rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:58 am
uan:bkt my tali k s paa?
Pedr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!
Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!
Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.
............hnd aq mkahinga eh,.
rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:00 am
Dalawang tao mag sswiming sa kanilang bakasyon
Lalake A : Tara pare dun tau sa malalim.. dun sa 6 ft!
Lalake B : d tayo pde dyan pare
Lalake A: Sa 5 feet nlang tau pare!
Lalake B : D parin tae pde dyan pare eh..
Lalake A : Ocge sa 3 feet nlng tayo. cgurado pede tau dyan!
Lalake B : D nga pwede eh!
Lalake A : Bakit nmn hindi?!?
Lalake B : Kasi DALAWA lang paa natin eh! rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:02 am
xXx_Cut3 Ivan_xXx A lizard fell on a table. Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae Kikay: Eew, lizard Astig: s**t, butiki! Mataray: Shucks, butiks! Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste! Mahirap: Pare, ulam! rofl rofl rofl ahahaha nice one pare!
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:33 am
rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:03 am
Akane_Sakamoto rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl Hahahahha!! Nice Nice!! xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:31 pm
Funny Qoutes blaugh "Bakit mo ba pilit akong mawala sa iyong landas?
Oo, pasaway ako kung minsan at tanggap ko.
Pero pagkatapos mo akong iluwal ay ganon na lang?"
- tae sa bowl "Kung ginalingan mo ang pagsupsop habang matigas pa ako,
hindi ka malalagkitan o magkakatulo!
Mabagal kang kumilos! Mabagal ka! Mabagaaaal!! !!"
- ice candy "Sana brief na lang ako!"
- Rustom Padilla
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:14 am
Weh xD Akane_Sakamoto rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl Hahahahha!! Nice Nice!! xd Thank you po
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:21 am
SUMMER JOB?? ETO OH..
Summer Job Opportunities:
Package 1
- P 5,000/hr
- enchanted kingdom
- taga tulak ng anchor's away
Package 2
- P 7,000/day
- palengke
- taga lista ng noisy
Package 3
- P 800/min
- star city
- taga hila ng roller coaster
Package 4
- P 900/min
- quezon ave
- ikaw yung humps
Package 5
- P 5,000/hr
- PLDT
- ikaw yung dial tone
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:22 am
N0EL: ippangalan
ko s aking anak
"LE0N" baliktad ng
N0EL.
NIN0: skin "0NIN"
baliktad ng NINO.
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T0T0: wg ny0
ak0ng maisali-sali jan s usapan ny0!
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:23 am
BOY: Hindi ata magiging tayo.
GIRL: Bakit?
BOY: Kuya mo kasi eh.
GIRL: Hindi noh! Gusto ka kaya nang kuya ko.
BOY: Yun na nga ee! Gusto ko rin siya.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:26 am
CLASS RECITATION:
Teacher: Juan, give me seven colors that start with letter M except Maroon!
Juan (napaisip): Hmmm... Ahhh... (nataranta dahil walang maisip)
Teacher (started to get pissed off): Any answer?!
Juan (with great conviction and confidence): Maitim, mapute, maputla, madilaw, mukhang berde, medyo asul... at MAMINK-MINK!
Teacher: GET OUT!!! (hahaha!!!)
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:15 am
Kayraf Philosophy Teacher: Why do you believe in God? nakikita nyo ba siya? Student: Hindi po! Teacher: Hindi naman pala eh so walang God! Sudent: Eh kayo sir, nakikita nyo ba utak nyo? Teacher: Hindi bakit? Student: TARA NA GUYS!! WALA NAMAN PALANG UTAK SI SIR EH!! rofl rofl rofl HHAHAHA!! TAMAAA!!! HINDI TOTOO ANG "TO SEE IS TO BELIEVE" xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd
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