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Duce_of_Spades

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:53 pm


Orange Blossom
Khall
FastFresnel
I've heard of despots rewriting history, but rewriting the dictionary? How appalling!


The victors write the dictionary. *nods sagely* That is the axiom of history.


But whoever said you're the victor? You haven't even captured us girls yet...


<@~{I figured that it was assumed that we would win. I mean we do have a giant army of mass destruction and all. I truly thought you knew that your meager resistance would bring forth a fruitless effort against us.}~@>
Duce_of_Spades
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:58 pm


I still don't get it though... you boys are talking about victory and all that stuff, and yet you still have to capture us girls. That's just being silly.

*threatens with a dagger*

Orange Blossom
Captain


Duce_of_Spades

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:28 pm


<@~{If you insist.
*Shoots the dagger out of blossom's hand with his nose ring death ray. Then lassos her rodeo style.*
}~@>
Duce_of_Spades
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:33 pm


Ack! That wasn't fair! Fresnel! Jiggy!! Heeeeelp!

*struggles against the lasso rope*

Orange Blossom
Captain


Duce_of_Spades

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:55 pm


<@~{*Reels Orange in.*
I told you.
*evil smile*
}~@>
Duce_of_Spades
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:57 pm


What are you going to do with me now that you temporarily have me?

Orange Blossom
Captain


Duce_of_Spades

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:03 pm


<@~{If you only knew what goes through my twisted perverse mind.}~@>
Duce_of_Spades
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:11 pm


*struggles against the rope trying to break free*
Duce, look! Over there! A pretty girl!
*tries to run away*

Orange Blossom
Captain


FastFresnel

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:54 pm


Leave her alone you big bully! You're in time out! Drink that and mellow out.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:07 pm


*runs away once Duce is beaten by the parasol* Thank you, Fresnel, for saving me again! Why can't I seem to stay out of trouble?

Orange Blossom
Captain


FastFresnel

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:12 pm


Some people just seem to draw it to themselves! We need to enroll you in a self-defense class!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:17 pm


Oh yeah, self defense! I forgot I took that for a gym credit here at school - Self Defense for Women. It was an excellent class!

Orange Blossom
Captain


FastFresnel

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:20 pm


Well, next time Duce gets all grabby, kick some junior despot booty, girl!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:22 pm


Good call. I definitely will do so. Hey, _of_, watch out! I'll be ready for you next time!

Orange Blossom
Captain


Duce_of_Spades

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:57 pm


<@~{If it wasn't for the beer. *evil swig*

I guess the self defense class would be helpfull if I didn't already know karate.
}~@>
Duce_of_Spades
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