"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Usaji-san]

I told you to play baseball in the museum instead!


I'm calling from jail because I dropped a box of donuts into a manhole.

 

[Art Greylace]

Aww. did you recover the donuts?

I'm calling from jail because of a small misunderstanding involving a bowl of spaghetti, a cop, and someone's dog.  

[Elemental Doll]

You were hungry, I understand.

I'm calling from jail because I never get online anymore.  

[Rockefor]

I told you that be offline for so much would get you in jail.

I'm calling from jail because i was doing this thing,but she didn't liked it,so she said that,so i ran to there,but eventually they caught with me.  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

You deserve better.

I'm calling from jail because I went to a grocery store and... let's just leave it at that.  

[Rockefor]

I told to go to supermarket.

I'm calling from jail cuz my rocket fuel worked better than i expected.  

[Corrupted Dice]

o.o...

im calling from jail becuase...long story short....a small misunderstanding involving mustard,a marine and a small stick  

[Rockefor]

Damn,the police is on the loose hum?

I'm calling from jail cuz i killed myself.I mean,my bro.  

[Ju-chansuki]

I told you making it look like suicide would fail. Should've used ketchup!

I'm calling from jail because I burned too many smores at the campfire in the middle of the fire station parking lot.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you starting campfires would get you in trouble.

I'm calling from jail because they caught me dumping my garbage onto the banks of the river.  

[InJustX]

I told you not to get followed.

I'm calling from jail because some little kid mad me angry and i took his tricycle.  

[mr_gigglepants]

i told you you need to steal the bigger bikes

im calling from jail because i ran from the little men in white coats. xd  

[unk tensor]

I told you not to yell "I'm GOD, worship me".

I am calling from jail because at the courthouse I 'forgot' I had a box cutter in my pocket.  

[Master Stamp]

U never forgot I put it in your pocket

I'm calling from jail because I was using the neighbors trash cans and Tv and water and their dog  

[Rockefor]

You should have killed them before!

I'm calling from jail because i can't play with my soulfire arm in civilian locations >.<