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 Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:42 pm
I told you to play baseball in the museum instead!
I'm calling from jail because I dropped a box of donuts into a manhole.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:18 pm
Aww. did you recover the donuts?
I'm calling from jail because of a small misunderstanding involving a bowl of spaghetti, a cop, and someone's dog.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:58 pm
You were hungry, I understand.
I'm calling from jail because I never get online anymore.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:59 pm
I told you that be offline for so much would get you in jail.
I'm calling from jail because i was doing this thing,but she didn't liked it,so she said that,so i ran to there,but eventually they caught with me.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:01 pm
You deserve better.
I'm calling from jail because I went to a grocery store and... let's just leave it at that.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:46 pm
I told to go to supermarket.
I'm calling from jail cuz my rocket fuel worked better than i expected.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:08 pm
o.o...
im calling from jail becuase...long story short....a small misunderstanding involving mustard,a marine and a small stick
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:23 pm
Damn,the police is on the loose hum?
I'm calling from jail cuz i killed myself.I mean,my bro.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:50 pm
I told you making it look like suicide would fail. Should've used ketchup!
I'm calling from jail because I burned too many smores at the campfire in the middle of the fire station parking lot.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:25 pm
I told you starting campfires would get you in trouble.
I'm calling from jail because they caught me dumping my garbage onto the banks of the river.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:29 pm
I told you not to get followed.
I'm calling from jail because some little kid mad me angry and i took his tricycle.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:55 pm
i told you you need to steal the bigger bikes
im calling from jail because i ran from the little men in white coats. xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:54 pm
I told you not to yell "I'm GOD, worship me".
I am calling from jail because at the courthouse I 'forgot' I had a box cutter in my pocket.
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:08 pm
U never forgot I put it in your pocket
I'm calling from jail because I was using the neighbors trash cans and Tv and water and their dog
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:49 am
You should have killed them before!
I'm calling from jail because i can't play with my soulfire arm in civilian locations >.<
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