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 Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:16 pm
Unfortunately, the chocolate kills the roaches.
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:59 am
Fortunately, this brings Stealth Bomber back to life.
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:52 am
 [ ● Feels good just to walk ● ]
Unfortunately, it is not a strong life and could be snuffed out at any moment
[ ● These streets of nowhere ● ]
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:07 am
Fortunately I find a bunch of sterile hospital equipment to keep me alive.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:20 am
[ ● Feels good just to walk ● ]
Unfortunately the hospital wanted to use that equipment and send their henchmen to track you down
[ ● These streets of nowhere ● ]
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:48 am
fortunately when d henchmen saw your condition they decided to help you
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:58 am
unfortunately they all passed out.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:28 am
Fortunately a floating 'heal-everything' syringe comes and heals me.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:08 pm
Unfortunately, the words "except AIDS and explosive diarrhea" were whited out, and coincidentally, that's what showed up in the stealth bomber's autopsy.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:07 am
Fortunately, an angel gave Stealth Bomber life again.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:14 am
Unfortunately, it was a demon in the guise of an angel, and your soul was traded to Satan in order for your life to continue.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:34 am
fortunately, satan was more interested in someone else
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:40 am
Unfortunately, Satan kills you and keeps your soul in order for the other person to keep living.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:58 am
Fortunately Satan gave your soul an admin job working the 9 to 5 in an air conditioned office with a secretary.... in HELL!
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:07 pm
Unfortunately, the secretary was a diaper-residing, flea-infested, poo-eating, used-syringe-throwing butt-pirate named Bob the Waffle (another unfortunate thing: his dead rake's tripped-out thong named him).
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