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 Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:10 pm
* runs around like retard with head tipped to catch falling alcohol* "WEEEE!!!!!!!....i cans get more drunks now!....WEEEEEEEEE"
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:25 pm
so....has anyone thought of escaping this Inn yet?
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:18 am
Nope! This place has all we need!!!!! BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks around for a barrel of beer* Theres one! *runs and smashes into it, spilling beer everywhere* THIS IS THE LIFE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lies on floor and starts doing beer angels* HEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:14 pm
i dont...understand..why anyone would think *hicup* about escaping... it has everything...I LOVES IT
rofl
*falls on floor nearly dead from so much ale*
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:47 am
walks in gets beer and chugs it down
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:45 pm
HAPPY...St.Patty's Day...ohhh my head hurts....I must need more...BEER!!!!!!!!" *chugs ale..burps..chugs a whole barrel of Guinness Irish beer. *
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:56 am
*gets up and stumbles around* I s-saw a leprechaun. I-it was-s riding down a rainbow on a colorful seahorse named Bob.*falls over*
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:37 pm
oh yeah she's drunk.. but my tolerance is like soooo high its not even...funny. *falls on face drunk*
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:23 pm
Did it really t-take u that l-long t-t-to figure that out?* grabs nearest barrel and drinks everything* SOME ONE GET ME MORE B-BEER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flops head down on table and falls asleep*
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:23 pm
*lifts head...felling dizzy with a large headache* "no not really...but I dont think im that drunk....BURP.....just because i have a huge headache and i feel sick...and i cant seem to stand up straight...dosent mean a thing..." *drops to the floor spilling ale all over, causeing people to slip*
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:12 pm
*tries to lick the beer off the floor* Actually, I th-think...that it d-does mean something. *burps the ABCs*
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:35 pm
*lifts head* "it doesnt...mean a thing." *licks beer off floor*
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:54 pm
*chugs a pint of beer down* Y-yes it *hiccup* does! BUUUURP!...ugh...I f-feel s-sick. *throws up into a emty barrel* *falls onto floor and falls asleep*
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:07 pm
*looks up from floor and jumps up like a kitten. looks around and sees sleeping person.* "oooh....hehehehe" *grabs markers and draws on sleeping persons face*
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:15 pm
*wakes up* HEY!!!!!!! S-STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!...BURP...ugh... *falls back alseep*
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