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 Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:07 pm
Last year, we were playing this one song where the clarinets had a soli. As we were playing it, our director jumps off the podium, gets right in their face and goes "Honk, clarinets!! Honk!!!!" My friend (who was first chair last year) squeaked super loud right after he said that. Of course, he had to cut us off cuz we were laughing so hard xd xd .
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:14 pm
About 6 weeks ago, we were practicing for District Festival one day. We were playing this song where my section (flutes) had this really super high part. Usually, only the first chair plays high notes cuz they're so hard to keep in tune (I'm second chair btw). But this was supposed to sound nasty so I was playing. I guess we weren't playing it nasty enough (if that's possible) cuz our director jumps off the podium, gets right in our face and goes "C'mon flutes!! SKWEEEEEE!!!!" in this super high, scratchy, evil sounding voice. Just finding a word to describe the sound is hard! Anyway, me, the first chair, and my friend who's first clarinet are trying not to laugh so hard whee . As soon as our director left, we started laughing so hard xd xd .
Yeah our director's a little insane sweatdrop . He is the biggest band geek you will ever meet.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:16 pm
He's also thrown his baton at people before xd (not on purpose. He gets a little too into the music if you know what I mean xp ).
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:22 am
One time my band teacher said, "We nailed that pitch." And all of us thought that he had said that we nailed that b***h. It was very funny, and we couldn't stop laughing about it.
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:45 am
Sith Lord 8 One time my band teacher said, "We nailed that pitch." And all of us thought that he had said that we nailed that b***h. It was very funny, and we couldn't stop laughing about it. o ya i remember that it was super funny. Also he said "ooo im getting so exsited up here"
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:57 am
Toshi (( xd )) One time we were playing this music peice, and because everyone was so busy talking, they didn't hear what our condutor said what bar to start on. So He yelled and wrote 1 on the board. "ONE! The number of brain cells in all of your heads!" Then he wrote 0. "Zero, the number of people who are talking that are going to pass!" then a 3. "THREE! The number of people actually LISTENING." and so it showed the bar we were to start on: 103. And there was another time where we were given a new warm up peice, and the words "Yo Mama" was written on the bottom. Someone asked why "Yo Mama" was written there. And he said "That's who your supposed to invite to our consert in two weeks foo!" Our conductor's a very, very, very strange guy. Very strange indeed!
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:20 pm
My middle school director was telling us what to wear to a concert. He kept going on and on about not wearing super short skirts and how we should wear something that we would wear to church. Then he says " Girls, Don't wear your thongs" we all started cracking up and he totally didn't get it. Good times.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:39 pm
My BD always threatens the Trumpets, well one day she said " Lance you better get this straight or else...... there is such a thing as 'Justifide Hommocide'" it was more of a you have to be there thing but it was still funny.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:40 am
Ok lets have an F around the room
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:43 pm
"Trombones! Your tongueing sucks! Go make out with your girlfriends!"
"Horns, you really need to make T-Shirts that say French Hor...ns"
"There's always one girl who shows up to a concert looking like a slut...or something out of colorgaurd."
"Bridget, Phil, you two need to go out, have a romantic dinner, go home, dim the lights, and practice saxophone!"
"Que Horrible (hor-ee-bley))!"
Holding up a folder, "Phil, how can you practice if you don't bring your music home?"
"Why are you getting a new instrument if you Suck?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:52 pm
Mello-phony "Trombones! Your tongueing sucks! Go make out with your girlfriends!" "Horns, you really need to make T-Shirts that say French Hor...ns" "There's always one girl who shows up to a concert looking like a slut...or something out of colorgaurd." "Bridget, Phil, you two need to go out, have a romantic dinner, go home, dim the lights, and practice saxophone!" "Que Horrible (hor-ee-bley))!" Holding up a folder, "Phil, how can you practice if you don't bring your music home?" "Why are you getting a new instrument if you Suck?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:53 pm
"C'mon guys really spank that note!"
Lol we have not let him forget that one.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:30 pm
My band director Mr. Rivera has said so many things i'll probably get banned for posting them. Well, all he does is sit in his office playing solitaire and drinking coffee and then comes out and yells at us. One time when our performance sucked he replied with "Well that bit the wiener". When he gets mad he also says things like "Your head is so far up your *** you can see daylight".
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:20 pm
Hmm....i just met my band director this previous summer but we were playing a playing quiz. I was up next and she said my tone was bad. She made me think of a tropical beach becuase it wasn't warm? Yeah. It took me alittle whiel to realize that she caled me cold. smile Ok...not that funny but at last night's concert, she thanked all the orchestra parents that stayed for us. that was funny.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:26 pm
in 6th grade my band teacher tried to remember our names by putting little discriptions of us next to our names on the attendance list and they were funny things like this one kid was blondie and he wasnt really blond and stuff like rambuntious and stuff like that it was really funny. xd
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