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Deidara: *in the public bath, Jaws theme playing* Kisame, I told you that wasn't funny!
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Deidara: ^^ I don't need anyone but my hand. *holds up the hand with teh mouth on it*
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Deidara: Y'know, I am really sick of the hair in my face. I need to get my bangs trimmed, un.
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Kisame: *teaching Deidara how to swim* Okay now go into the water..
Deidara: *Slowly wades into the water with a paranoid confident wtf look* Un.. ._)/
Kisame: ... Deeper.. --;;;
Deidara: How deeper? ;_)/
Kisame: Enough for you to swim in.. >>;;
Deidara: H-hai.. *Goes a bit deeper and accidenlty slips* *falls into the water and uses chakra to pull himself back up* *jumps on Kisame and screams* I'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIE! 9.)/
Kisame: ............ -____-;; *sigh*
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Deidara: Wheeeeeee! *runs around the hotel room*
Sasori: *from outside the balcony* ..... Deidara!
Deidara:WHAAAAT?
Sasori: I GOT PANCAKES!
Deidara: OMYGOSH!? *runs, trips over carpet,gets up, and runs out onto the balcony*
Sasori: ... *Hands him a plate of chocolate chip pancakes*
Deidara: For me?
Sasori: .. *nod*
Deidara: Yaaay!!!!! *Glomps Sasori then runs off onto the bed and stuffs his face full of pancakes*
Sasuke: *walks in* .. *walks over to Sasori and rams a frying pan over his head* >>;
Sasori:.....................>_____>;;;
Deidara:.. Da f*ck? o.)/;;;
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Naruto:-sings-I wanna do it Sasukeee!He's realy got me on my knees,the only ninja I'll ever need-
Itachi:Noo!Sasuke is mine!Back off you...you...demon fox thingy!
Naruto:-snaps fingers-B*tch please!He's mine!
Itachi:Mine!
-in th emiddle of their arguement,Sasuke,arm in arm with Deidara go walking by,smiling and blushing.-
Deidara...YOU TRAITOR!
Naruto:Itachi...let's get 'im!
-later-
Deidara:-hanging from a tree-Itachi-kun!Lemme down!i swear I wasn't trying to steal him from you...okay maybe I was....
Sasuke:-is being glomped and fought over by Itachi and Naruto-Why did I have to be the smexiness ninja of them all?
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Deidara: ^^ I don't need anyone but my hand. *holds up the hand with teh mouth on it*
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Deidara: Y'know, I am really sick of the hair in my face. I need to get my bangs trimmed, un.
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Kisame: *teaching Deidara how to swim* Okay now go into the water..
Deidara: *Slowly wades into the water with a paranoid confident wtf look* Un.. ._)/
Kisame: ... Deeper.. --;;;
Deidara: How deeper? ;_)/
Kisame: Enough for you to swim in.. >>;;
Deidara: H-hai.. *Goes a bit deeper and accidenlty slips* *falls into the water and uses chakra to pull himself back up* *jumps on Kisame and screams* I'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIE! 9.)/
Kisame: ............ -____-;; *sigh*
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Deidara: Wheeeeeee! *runs around the hotel room*
Sasori: *from outside the balcony* ..... Deidara!
Deidara:WHAAAAT?
Sasori: I GOT PANCAKES!
Deidara: OMYGOSH!? *runs, trips over carpet,gets up, and runs out onto the balcony*
Sasori: ... *Hands him a plate of chocolate chip pancakes*
Deidara: For me?
Sasori: .. *nod*
Deidara: Yaaay!!!!! *Glomps Sasori then runs off onto the bed and stuffs his face full of pancakes*
Sasuke: *walks in* .. *walks over to Sasori and rams a frying pan over his head* >>;
Sasori:.....................>_____>;;;
Deidara:.. Da f*ck? o.)/;;;
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Naruto:-sings-I wanna do it Sasukeee!He's realy got me on my knees,the only ninja I'll ever need-
Itachi:Noo!Sasuke is mine!Back off you...you...demon fox thingy!
Naruto:-snaps fingers-B*tch please!He's mine!
Itachi:Mine!
-in th emiddle of their arguement,Sasuke,arm in arm with Deidara go walking by,smiling and blushing.-
Deidara...YOU TRAITOR!
Naruto:Itachi...let's get 'im!
-later-
Deidara:-hanging from a tree-Itachi-kun!Lemme down!i swear I wasn't trying to steal him from you...okay maybe I was....
Sasuke:-is being glomped and fought over by Itachi and Naruto-Why did I have to be the smexiness ninja of them all?
I love you all for the Dei humor! XD My fave! Okay, so I'll give a few...
Sasuke: If you're emo and you know it slash your wrists! Slsh slsh!
Deidara: Ick, I hate redheads, un.
Tobi: Why can't Tobi join Akatsuki? Tobi is a good boy!
Leader-sama: That's the problem!!
Sasori: DEAR GOD, HELP! The fangirls stole my legs!!
Gaara: Is that...blood?! EWWW!! Getitawaygetitaway!! Save me, niichan!!
Kankurou: You know what, screw the kitty hat, I'm a dog person anyway. Oh, Kiba-chan...!
Orochimaru: Ok, let's just pretend for one minute that I'm straight...
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