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 Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:31 pm
3:22:11 PM grahznyslovo: C'mon, Bayer. Jesus Christ.
3:22:36 PM therealsirbayer: Ah.
3:22:43 PM grahznyslovo: BAYER!
3:22:48 PM therealsirbayer: Oh.
3:23:03 PM grahznyslovo: Well. That failed.
3:23:27 PM grahznyslovo: So, what's up?
3:23:27 PM therealsirbayer: I guess.
3:23:29 PM therealsirbayer: Not much.
3:23:32 PM therealsirbayer: What were you trying to do?
3:23:41 PM grahznyslovo: Make you useful.
3:23:46 PM therealsirbayer: Oh.
3:23:50 PM therealsirbayer: Useful as in angrY?
3:23:56 PM therealsirbayer: And therefore entertaining?
3:24:07 PM grahznyslovo: No. Was going for a new IM log for the 27 thread.
3:24:13 PM grahznyslovo: But, yeah, that works, too.
3:24:36 PM therealsirbayer: Ah.
3:24:41 PM therealsirbayer: Nah, the funny stuff is rarely forced.
3:24:54 PM therealsirbayer: Although, often it's initiated mildly on purpose.
3:24:56 PM grahznyslovo: So talking to you at all was a bad idea.
3:24:59 PM grahznyslovo: 'Cause, you know.
3:25:01 PM grahznyslovo: That's forced.
3:25:09 PM therealsirbayer: ...and that's how you make an IM log!
3:25:14 PM grahznyslovo: Ba-dum-ting.
--Moments later--
3:25:47 PM grahznyslovo: I make the gold, I don't put it in the bank. Or wherever gold goes.
3:25:52 PM grahznyslovo: Black people's mouths.
3:26:14 PM therealsirbayer: And I have no idea what you're talking about
3:26:22 PM grahznyslovo: Bling-bling, *****.
3:26:32 PM therealsirbayer: Right.
3:26:37 PM grahznyslovo: Talkin' 'bout the grill, son.
3:26:38 PM grahznyslovo: Damn.
3:26:43 PM therealsirbayer: Sorry, I'm pale white
3:26:47 PM therealsirbayer: And not white chocolate
3:27:09 PM grahznyslovo: I'm white, too, but it doesn't keep me retardedly out of sync with the basics of pop culture.
3:27:33 PM therealsirbayer: Oh, you're referring to the - right.
3:27:46 PM therealsirbayer: I was talking about the "making the gold, don't put it in the bank,"
3:27:55 PM therealsirbayer: which I actually knew what meant, but was avoiding admitting it, if possible
3:28:15 PM therealsirbayer: So that I could then announce that "I have no idea what you're talking about, but I just posted the log, anyway."
3:28:24 PM therealsirbayer: Thus aggravating you
3:28:28 PM therealsirbayer: And making funnier moments.
3:28:44 PM therealsirbayer: Do you see the SCIENCE now?
3:29:07 PM grahznyslovo: *facepalm*
3:29:19 PM therealsirbayer: SCIENCE
3:30:29 PM grahznyslovo: Science Does Not Work That Way.
3:30:45 PM therealsirbayer: THIS IS IRRELEVANT
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:58 pm
Joe, post our texts from today. About how to die.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:45 am
I don't have the exact texts, but it went a little something like this... Venom3001 How I'd want to die? Mortally wounded from fighting and killing 22 robot sharks because I made the fatal mistake of making love to 5 beautiful women at the same time, and the women would make my last moments so "comfortable" that I'd die of exhaustion instead of dying of my wounds. Jokerman-EXE Psh, not even realistic. Mine is realistic. After I create a military force of giant fighting robots, I'll lead explorations into the galaxy. Eventually, we'll find a hostile race, who will assault the earth with an invincible armada. All hope lost, I'll go up to space in my amazing robot and penetrate the shield of the main ship, making my way to the core. From there, I'd do an amazingly inspirational broadcast that is played on every TV screen in the world (like in Times Square and Tokyo on those huge TVs) before I destroy the core and stop the enemy fleet. The shield contains the explosion and the earth is saved.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:06 pm
I then responded that his was as unrealistic and a rip of various parts of Gurren Lagann.
Joe: "1. No, and 2. No, I made this up when I was in grade school."
Me: "1 yes, and 2 Gurren Lagann's awesomeness transcends space and time for anyone who ever has or will have watched it."
Joe: "Ah, true."
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:54 pm
8:49:11 PM jokermanexe: Though I've got another idea
8:49:15 PM jokermanexe: That I'll run by you in a bit
8:49:15 PM therealsirbayer: ?
8:49:23 PM therealsirbayer: Ooookay
8:49:25 PM therealsirbayer: Why not now?
8:49:39 PM jokermanexe: Rather busty
8:49:41 PM jokermanexe: busy*
8:50:12 PM therealsirbayer: With a girl.
8:50:15 PM therealsirbayer: Obviously.
8:50:31 PM jokermanexe: Har har
8:50:34 PM jokermanexe: I'm talking to one, yes
8:50:39 PM jokermanexe: But that's not my focus at the moment
8:50:52 PM therealsirbayer: And yet Freud says differently.
8:51:02 PM therealsirbayer: Quite correctly, obviously.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:01 pm
[15:56] Sesshie143: I feel like the world's biggest idiot.
[15:56] Sesshie143: Maybe not idiot, but I'm feeling pretty bad.
[15:57] jokermanexe: What's it like being Bayer?
[15:57] Sesshie143: Terrible.
[15:57] jokermanexe: Many of us have wondered.
[15:57] Sesshie143: It's a scary scary place.
[15:57] Sesshie143: Dunno how he can stand it.
[15:57] jokermanexe: Dark and full of pie, I bet.
[15:57] jokermanexe: But not good pie.
[15:57] Sesshie143: No.
[15:57] jokermanexe: Evil pie.
[15:57] Sesshie143: No pie.
[15:57] jokermanexe: NO PIE?!
[15:57] Sesshie143: NO PIE.
[15:57] jokermanexe: That truly is horrid.
[15:57] Sesshie143: I looked everywhere. There was no pie. Unless he already ate it all.
[15:57] jokermanexe: ...he probably did.
[15:57] Sesshie143: Which is possible
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[16:27] therealsirbayer: Yes, Joe.
[16:27] therealsirbayer: Yes, I ate all the damn pie.
[16:27] therealsirbayer: It was a pretty cool place till then
[16:27] jokermanexe: Hey, she said it firstlier.
[16:27] therealsirbayer: But I did eat all the pie.
[16:27] jokermanexe: ...b*****d.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:28 pm
(9:25:35 PM) grahzny slovo: Hey.
(9:25:41 PM) NightmareDream14: ROAAAAR
(9:25:48 PM) NightmareDream14: TODAY I AM A DINOSAUR
(9:26:02 PM) grahzny slovo: Dude. My name is Rex. I'm a dinosaur everyday.
(9:26:12 PM) grahzny slovo: WIN=ME
(9:26:17 PM) grahzny slovo: Suck it. =3
(9:26:22 PM) NightmareDream14: DAMN YOUUUU
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:32 pm
[21:31] nightmaredream14: No, that's just the effect of my furious masturbation.
[21:31] nightmaredream14: <_<
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:41 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:52 pm
[20:50] jokermanexe: Shut up, nerd.
[20:50] Elesariin: Shut your face, dweeb.
[20:50] jokermanexe: You want to fight, punk?
[20:50] Elesariin: I'll kick your a**, loser!
[20:50] jokermanexe: I will throw you to the ground and stomp you, freak.
[20:51] Elesariin: You'll try, girly-man.
[20:51] jokermanexe: JUSTICE, b***h.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:54 pm
jokermanexe: (9:51:20 PM) JUSTICE, b***h.
Elesariin: (9:51:24 PM) LOL
Elesariin: (9:51:28 PM) Touche.
jokermanexe: (9:51:34 PM) I thought so.
Elesariin: (9:52:21 PM) You're so vain.
jokermanexe: (9:52:27 PM) You love it.
Elesariin: (9:52:29 PM) You probably think this song is about you.
Elesariin: (9:52:31 PM) Don't you?
jokermanexe: (9:52:33 PM) Oh God
Elesariin: (9:52:35 PM) LOL
Elesariin: (9:52:39 PM) YEAH.
Elesariin: (9:52:42 PM) I WENT THERE.
jokermanexe: (9:52:44 PM) Well-played.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:58 pm
(8:55:56 PM) Elesariin: You are the best GM ever!
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:59 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:10 pm
Everything is taken out of context in our group.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:13 pm
(8:54:25 PM) NightmareDream14: :3
(8:54:26 PM) NightmareDream14: SCIENCE!
(8:54:40 PM) Elesariin: THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP IT!
(8:54:41 PM) Elesariin: XD
(8:54:52 PM) NightmareDream14: XD
(8:54:54 PM) NightmareDream14: Yes
(8:55:08 PM) NightmareDream14: I'm good at making win characters, aren't I? :3
(8:55:56 PM) Elesariin: You are the best GM ever!
Happy?
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