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At the top of the bed there was a little pink bunny who dared to eat all the junk food [because] nothing good was what he wanted. He wanted the fresh orange carrot that mocked him into becoming like a fat slob with no life who wore an Eskimo outfit to to the prom where all the girls all loved Vee. So he got slapped by Kenny who was trying to get punch. He was fat and appeared to show his gut to a peanut who loved it and force fed him fried liver and fatty food, then he died. Died his hair green and then burned to death. On a game, killed his pet and carefully stared into it's soul and sour nose. That's when he took out his super duper awesome, exasperatingly fantastic pocketbook. Anxiously he read the first line.And it said, "Why are you wasting your time being that thin? You should be really really fat so you can suffocate people with dirty socks and cafe con leche and then we eat eat eat alot of food and get fat. Then the bunny could not walk to the bathroom because his belly was too thin for his liking so he then weighed himself and he's 80 pounds more then he was before all this he was 400lb. Now he is 480lb and big enough for the weight he wants and smiled happily. He decided to look for the clothes that fit him so he tried some on and found some wouldn't fit him so he decided to look at some more clothes and he said, "why is that? why wear any?" we have all the food eat but it was so good that he went to the grocery store to get some rotten fish so he could make himself really fat but he was too full to puke green and be able to jump up and down like a pogo-stick on ice.
He then decided to eat himself but failed and continued doing what he usually does which is eating a lot fresh green grass
Then he jumped into a lake and got bitten by a huge eel like creature that had one extremely insanely huge fat fat belly and a laser and she died.

THE END!!!!