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 Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 2:53 pm
Harvey_Kinkle Pie? Did somebody say pie? 3.14159265358979323846… Peach pie. With a big scoop of butter pecan ice cream. What does pi have to do with pie? I mean, while pi is a rather lovely thing, pie is OH so much better. Take a piece of strawberry cream pie for example... Two of my favorite things mixed together to become one, I call it perfection. Pi could never be considered as being perfection because it never ends... and it doesn't taste good.
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 8:58 pm
Oh, he was making a joke. A mathmatical one ^8^
Pie is indeed wonderful.
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 12:30 am
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 11:17 am
I know that he was telling a joke... I was just saying.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:57 am
Yeah, it is kinda a old one. ^8^
I have a joke for you.................
What it a fish's favorite lunch'n meat?
A-baloney
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 10:32 am
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:38 pm
bump......................
Chuck Noris and Mr.T, walk into a bar and it immeadiatly was destroyed. You know why?
Because, that much awsomeness cant exsistce in one place at one time. lol
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:13 pm
Chuck Norris and Brock Lesnar get into a fight and Brock loses... Do you know why? Because Chuck Norris doesn't suck as badly as Brock Lesnar does. (Chuck Norris does suck, though.)
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:35 am
^9^
I was trying out some old jokes. I have more if you wish to hear more of them.
Also, Thx a lot for posting here. I havent had a lot of post here other than my own for a long.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:15 pm
I enjoy jokes... I just don't care for Chuck Norris... Please tell me more jokes without Chuck in them.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:11 am
Thats fine, I understand. ^8^
What has 4 wheels, and flys and eats garbadge?.................
A dump truck.
Whats the difference between a boy car and a girl car?
One comes with a package sporting bigger headlights.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:49 pm
Wow... The first one was a joke that I didn't understand. I thought that I understood all jokes.
The second joke actually made me smile... and it made me think about something other than my ex-fiancee trying to run my name through the mud. It was, apparently, a really good joke. Thank you.
I have a question that will make you think for a little bit. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide... is it considered a hostage situation?
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:08 pm
I have heard a similar uestion before. It is a good one ^*^.
How about this one.
What happens when a un-stopable force meets a non-movable barrier.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:05 pm
That is a good question that I could possibly answer, but then I would have solved one of the world's many mysteries and there would be one less thing for somebody else to be able to feel accomplished for solving.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:30 am
Wow, thats a good one. I uess by how much the pen wieghts. ^89^
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