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 Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:26 pm
Granted, but after which you're accused of getting gold illegally and are arrested.
I wish I could turn into a bear.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:39 pm
You get attacked by another bear, and then get mauled by three others at the same time in jet planes, semi trucks, and sticky notes. Did I meantion the 14 other bears?
I wish for you at my side.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:50 pm
Granted, but I'm an arrow user and you're a wyvern rider... it just wouldn't work out.
I wish there were no annoying commercials.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:30 pm
But now there are annoying shows! And they take off the majority of the good commercials.
I wish you called me a son of a b***h.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:28 pm
Granted. Then you get stabbed with a knife for being one.
I wish our choir dress wasn't so ugly.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:04 pm
[There are good channels, Heath? =O ]
Granted. Now they're breathtakingly beautiful. But. You masturbated on top of your's and now it's got c** stains all over it. And you have to wear it in front of everyone tomorrow.
...I wish I could masturbate right now.
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:18 pm
(...Sometimes.)
You get caught by the person you would least expect, but that's not what bothers you. They send out rumors that your p***s is either really huge or really small. And then EVERYONE asks about it.
I wish that my punishment isn't going to be that bad.
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:57 pm
Granted, it's not so bad at first, but then it gets dramatically worse.
I wish my english teacher could read my handwriting. DX
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:41 pm
Granted. They now see all those mistakes you would have otherwise gotten away with.... along with the swear words.
I wish there was something exciting to do.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:54 pm
granted but you get all hyped up over it that you fall asleep exhaused just thinking about it.
I wish I could teleport to work instead of taking th bus cuz it takes forever.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:02 pm
Granted. You end up in the middle of nowhere.
I wish that there were no FE supports that took more than 100 turns.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:16 pm
Granted. Now there are no FE supports.
[ ................. gonk ]
I wish I could show Heath how close to fact his corruption was. =_=
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:18 pm
Granted but he doesn't believe you
I wish I could get an Ipod touch sooner
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:36 pm
Granted, you get it right now and then it blows up in your face and it's the last Ipod touch ever.
I wish my schedule was more balanced.
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:59 pm
Granted. Now life is more boring than you thought possible. All excitement is gone from your life.
I wish I had a bathroom closer to where I'm sitting. =_=
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