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 Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:11 pm
yondaime uzumaki 4 uhhhh that was like weeks ago dumbshit now is there a bar or not Pay attention. I already answered that question. rolleyes
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:30 am
>>Oh fun fun xp so is anyone still up for a little cafe RP? Asides from our dear ex-barman, waiting in the shadows, heh<<
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:29 pm
(( eek Damn, that yondaime guy was a bad Joker, a bad RPer, AND a rude sonuva? ...I almost don't have a choice in this... twisted ...Almost... ))
Another clown, also in a purple suit walked into the bar and looked around. He saw two pirates, a bartender... and a clown that he had killed himself a while ago. He had walked in, hearing an impossible commotion going on, and now knew why it happened: that other clown was an idiot. Apparently, he had been leaving, and suddenly reappearing in the bar for no reason whatsoever, and then decided he was going to be rude about his OWN idiocy. Well, only one thing to do about it.
"I'm not even going to waste a gag on you," he said in an almost sing-song voice. Without warning, the new clown then drew a revolver out and shot the offending clown square in the skull, killing him almost instantly. "Learn to RP before you come back!" He knew that would make NO sense to anyone here, but he didn't care.
The only remaining clown then sat down at the bar, saying, "Not every day you get to kill someone for the second time... Bartender! Everyone gets a round of their choice on me!"
(( I SHOULD apologise about that, but you see, I have this thing about insulting women... It just doesn't fly with me... And that actually IS the second time my Joker killed his; I think the first time was in the 'Is The Joker Sexy?' topic in The Batcave ))
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:20 pm
*grabs my lemonade and sits next to the Joker, at the bar* Captain McCallister. mrgreen You get to call me Alice. heart
(Mucho appreciato senior. whee Ducky was trying to get rid of him herself, but he wouldn't leave. sweatdrop )
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:21 pm
(( Anytime, Ducky! wink And even if he DOES come back, I'll kill him again. I know exactly how much his life is worth: about 82 cents, which is the cost of each of the individual bullets in a box of revolver ammo once the total price has been broken down to per bullet twisted ))
Joker smiled at the Captain. "The Joker," he said, "YOU get to call me The Joker. Heh heh heh heh heh..."
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:00 pm
((Wahoo!))
Ruth grinned in relief. "And fer yerself, sir?" She asked as she poured another lemonade for Alice and a rum for herself
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:55 pm
"I think I'll have what you're having," Joker said to the bartender. "It looks more... I don't know... alcoholic." He looks around at the bar, focusing on the blood splatter. "Well, that was fun. What food do you have here? Oh, sorry about the mess."
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:03 pm
It may look more alcoholic than my lemonade babe, but last night I drank 12 bottles of hard lemonade and danced to NUMA NUMA for an hour and then I got engaged to a broken wine glass. How's that for alcoholic? rofl
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:04 pm
It may look more alcoholic than my lemonade babe, but last night I drank 12 bottles of hard lemonade and danced to NUMA NUMA for an hour and then I got engaged to a broken wine glass. How's that for alcoholic? rofl
(No joke. mrgreen That's what I did last night. whee )
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:52 pm
(( Man, I need to hang out with YOU, Duck! It'd be insane! xd ))
"Noted, Cap'n. But first, I need some food. Murder has that effect on me sometimes."
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:57 pm
Just then the door blew open from a bomb.
"Heeeeeere's Zephyr!" She declared, happily striding in.
"And yes, I do enter every bar by blowing up the front door." She answered the unanswered question with a nod.
"Aaaaaand, Zephyr brought a boar!" She declared, tugging on a rope as the large animal trotted in behind her.
"His name is Breven, and I expect him to be cooked well done!" She declared happily.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:07 am
Ruth, in the middle of pouring the Joker a rum, sighed. She put the tankard in front of her patron with a heavy 'clunk' and turned to Zephyr, arms crossed.
"If I be dressin' an' cookin' this 'ere boar, do I get some fer meself then?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:15 pm
"******** yeah! That's why I brought 'im. What, you don't think I could eat this whole thing by myself, do yah?" Zephyr gestured towards the whole boar, who seemed to grunt in disapproval.
"Don't look at me like that, you should be proud a Pirate Queen like Zephyr is going to eat you! Be Proud!" She demanded, pointing at the boar.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:45 pm
Barbara walked in, uneasily at first, poking her head in through the doorway.
Any sign of Scarecrow?
Nope.
She sashayed through the doorway, confidence in her stride.
"Aloha! Como esta?" She asked to everyone in the room.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:49 pm
((wondering if I should join in.....sure, why not? ))
Ragady had actually been their since the Pirate girl had shown up, she had used the Pirate's distraction to slip in unnoticed. Which of course, made her a bit weary. If she could do it, no doubt the Bat-bully could do it just as easily, if not easier...not a very good sign. Still, she was already here, might as well enjoy it...
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