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| Since ...uh...well, about five minutes ago if that counts... |
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 Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:50 pm
guitargurl958 I broke my g-string while fingering a minor in the third position. My personal fav! Hah my friends did that in band camp XD
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:57 pm
"Oh, circular breathing? It's just suck and blow, suck and blow."
MY B.D ACTUALLY SAID THAT LOL
@Mirienne
I don't get it.... o.o
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:07 pm
PrincessPomeranian @Mirienne
I don't get it.... o.o Well, it's mostly the third and fourth ones, but someone decided it would be funny to have, er, hoo ha shaped formations in all our shows this year. We're such mature adults.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:45 am
So a clarinet player is with his girlfriend, but they have no protection, so they agree he'll just pull out beforehand. The time comes and his girlfriend says, "Alright, honey, pull out," and he replies, "Why, am I sharp?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:05 pm
Yes low brass is awesome.Im a Bass Trumpet player
Mason(euphonium) was playing with the bell of my instrument while i was do my E-Phlat scale and said "Your hole is nice and big and rumbly."
He was referring to my playing and bell size but the whole trombone section,barrisax and i cracked up.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:01 pm
Horn:
You know right where to put your hand in that hole dont you?
or by epic fail of our director "you have nice round and horny sound"
Tuba:
I call it the vag-uba *trombone is then inserted*
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:15 pm
we don't even make jokes like that anymore, they get old pretty fast and we've heard/made most of the good ones already.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:25 pm
Oh non rien de rien...
Oh non je ne regrette rien
Our new band director handed out pep tunes. They are titled 'Quickies a/b'.
We had some good fun with that one. Wenn ich ihre Haut verließ,
Der Frühling blutet in Paris!
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hvvtvuqfnmukypvhsvushuuan
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:03 am
(This one time at band camp... 3nodding )The guy that helps out with our horn section kept trying to describe how our accents were supposed to be...this was described with "STICK YOUR TOUNGE IN IT!" Our section proceeded to laugh.
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:06 pm
TheLostOne42 Our band uniforms have zippers and then hooks at the top, so as we are getting dressed and the hook needs to be done "will you be my hooker? I pay well" "I expect a check in the mail"...and so on maybe thats just our band We do the exact thing that and dance to the song "I'm too sexy for my shirt" as we strip out of are marching uniforms xd
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Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:45 pm
"I enjooy blowing on my hard long cold black bass clarinet"
"Clarinets: we blow, suck and finger "
"I enjoy playing clarinet. its like a big black pole."
"Get on the ground " (inside in our band xD)
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:23 pm
The three things we all learn in band::
1 --blow
2 -- finger
3 -- tongue
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Paintbrushes and Oral Sex
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:27 pm
(Low brass. We consider High G to be godly. Every time we play High G in a song, Ryan and I stop playing and I turn to him and say "I just s**t my Goddamn pants.")
We're actually going to get this on a t-shirt for next season. A picture of High G on a staff (well, above the staff) and the shirt just says "I hit that."
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:31 pm
We are the band, we can....
tongue better,
finger faster,
blow harder.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:43 pm
There was this guy, a farmer, and he walked up to his friend.
"Whatcha got there?"
"A little guy, 12 inches. He can play the piano."
"Cool. Where did you get that?"
"Over there." *points at the corner* "There's a Genie and he's granting wishes, but you hafta be specific."
"Well, I'm pretty specific."
So he goes over.
The Genie: "What is your wish?"
"I wish to have a million bucks!"
"Wish granted."
"Moooo!"
"This isn't what I asked for!!"
"Yes, you did. "Bucks" meaning "cows".
He went back over to his friend.
"Your right, that Genie was a rip-off!"
"Duh, I wasn't asking for a 12-inch pianist!"
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