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 Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:06 pm
Granted! I fire up the chronokajigger and take us back in time to England and one of their concerts. But the chronokajigger breaks and we are stuck there, so we are forced to get a little bit of farmland in Ireland, and I get a job at Elstree in England where I work as a modelmaker, propbuilder, and special effects artist in some special movies during the late 70's and early 80's.
Ah crud... I failed to ruin the wish and just made us happy in a way. whee
I wish I could find Mimiko's dad so I could punch him in the face for leaving her and her mom the way he did.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:20 pm
Granted! You find him only to find out he had a sex change operation and is now a woman, your honor code says not to hit a girl but your anger said this girl was once a boy and sit in a paradox for several hours before making up your mind...
I wish I knew how to get rid of my cold!
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:34 pm
(I would hit him. My ability to strike those that hurt my loved ones would override the former honor)
Granted! You take a huge amount of zinc and vitamin C washed down with an amino acid cocktail of chicken soups! But in exchange you are diarrheic for the next week.
I wish I had enough money to travel the world and visit everyone I want to.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:40 pm
Granted! You win the lottery for just enough to visit everyone! But after the taxes are taken out you only have enough to visit three... now make your choice!
I wish I had either the know how, or knew someone with the know how, to open my own business.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:43 pm
Granted! But I suck at keeping it open! So we run it into the ground within a week!
I wish I did not feel hungry or tired anymore.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:53 pm
Granted! You eat until you aren't hungry anymore, then reach for an energy drink to wake up with, but the itis hits before you grab your drink and fall asleep on your keyboard!
I wish my throat wasn't so sore anymore!
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:21 pm
Granted! Now you have so much phlegm you can hardly breathe.
I wish I could lose 40 pounds!
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:25 pm
Granted! You lose 40 pounds, of your manga!
I wish I knew where my red thread was.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:23 pm
I read that and just the idea of it was enough to make my chest hurt.
Granted! Your thread is glued to the top of the bookcase.
I wish I could find someone who would whisk me away from this place.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:49 pm
Granted, Crafty whisk you away to Florida
I wish I could find true love.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:33 pm
What's wrong with Florida? xp
Granted, but she is afflicted with a horrible disease and can only communicate with you from inside a giant bubble.
I wish my paper skull model for Drawing II was finished. domokun
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:15 pm
Granted, but you realize too late that it was a real skull and you are now under investigation for the murder of your next door neighbor.
I wish my mom didn't want to use me as her guinea pig for her hypnosis certificate.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:30 pm
(Covering up that organ harvesting operation by framing it on Lexa... NIIIIICE. heart )
Granted! But now your mom wants to use you as a guinea pig for a home learning course in gynecology.
I wish things were easier.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:30 pm
( blaugh Thanks! I thought it was paramount if I wanted you to stay out of prison xd .)
Granted, but now you find things just that tad bit too easy and are now bored to tears (but I am there to help you through that difficult time).
I wish I could live in a house made of chocolate.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:41 pm
(Thank you for the boredom relief heart ) Granted! But it turns out pretty much the same way as in willy wonka ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Pondicherry ), but with more dead people. I wish I had managed to get my AA before i had my breakdown.
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