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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:41 pm
Fortunately you had mace.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:43 pm
Unfortunately, he was immune to mace.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:48 pm
Fortunately you poked him in the eye and got away.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:49 pm
Unfortunately, he was some sort of mafia person. Him and his gang chase you.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:53 pm
Fortunately you were able to escape because they were all chainsmokers with bad lungs.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:58 pm
Unfortunately, when you were crossing the street, you got hit by a truck.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:03 pm
Fortunately you are made of rubber and bounced back
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:12 pm
Unfortunately, somebody decided to play a game basketball. And guess what? You are the ball.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:14 pm
Fortunately you were able to get away.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:44 pm
Unfortunately, you got a phone call from your mother telling you that you are adopted.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:24 pm
Fortunately you're dad told you years back
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:08 pm
[[Unfortunately you got amnesia and forgot.]]
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:40 pm
Foortunately your phone cut out before your mom told you.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:29 pm
Unfortunately, at the precise moment your phone cuts out, you run into your mum on the street.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:37 pm
Fortunately she doesn't see you and you don't see her so you walk rigght past her.
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