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 Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:38 pm
Spica Ceridwen LupinBlack Banana puddin' is always mighty fine when I make it.
I'm from Tennessee. We have... MOON PIES. ;D And Elvis. And Nashville.
Fried Green Tomatoes. I want some. And I want to watch that. And my friend is reading that for English Class.
Speaking of school. I got my first demerit, in my five years at this school, today. *sniffle* I DUN' WANNA BE A BAD KIIIIID. Memphis = win. Gotta love Memphis in May and the crawfish festival...
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:41 pm
razz
..... my mother's half-sister she met for the first time when I was 14 lives in chicago....
She's a stripper and a coke head, and her dealer is her pimp/boyfriend.
Haven't heard from her in like four/five years. Pretty sure she got arrested.
Chicago is big and scary. O_O I don't even like going to Milwaukee..... or Green Bay.... *lives in a town of about 6000 people*
I have never been anywhere but Wisconsin, illinois, Missouri, and a bit of Minnesota. *Duluth*
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:50 pm
Cassy, at this very moment, you're the closest person to me.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:51 pm
My dad went to Chicago, once. He got pulled into an alley by some lady with a gun, who asked for his wallet. My dad is a doctor. >.> A doctor and a coroner with police background. He broke the woman's arm and knocked her out. Then he called the police.
...Chicago sounds friendly. ;D The moral of this story is, if you see a 6'5" heavy guy, don't try to rob him. >.>
Memphis is pretty awesome, that's for sure. I'm goin' there next weekend, cause my parents have a doctors' conference to attend around there. S'violent too, though.
My 'city' isn't even on the map. xP
The guy I'm talking to on the phone is really, really, really, really, really, boring. SOMEONESAVEME.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:52 pm
Know who I love?
Paula Dean.
of Paula Dean's Home Cooking. *drool* I love that show... I wish I had food network so I could watch her.
I wish she was my gramma.
And I love her accent.
SHE MAKES EVERYTHING FRIED AND WITH BUTTER HOMFG. I die watching that show. Well, I did when I could. Yeah...
razz I can never go to Kentucky or Tennesee.... I'm allergic to blue grass. razz *the actual grass, not the music* Ha...ha... that's... an old joke.... yeah...
SPICA!
What'd you get a demerit for? Falling asleep in class? ;D
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:08 pm
My favorite cook is my old housekeeper, who I spent almost every day with from when I was two until I was thirteen.
I wish she was my mom. Everybody else thought she was. xD She could at least be my twice removed cousin's neighbor's mom or something.
She enjoyed puttin' her fried-ness to good use, though I really, really loved it when she made beef stew.
Hahahaha, blue grass. Puns are fun. I had fun making a lot of them in Science class today, when we were talking about The Inconvenient Truth. The teacher really started warming up to my jokes, because they were pretty cool, and everybody knows that's hot. ;D
I got the demerit for skipping Geometry class... to go do my report... even though really I spent the time on Gaia instead... *cough* And I could have gotten away with it, but our school has an Honor Code, and I felt too guilty. xP *such a loser*
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:26 pm
SILLY.
D:< GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER YOU CAAAAANNNNNN......
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....... :O Keep quiet, get good grades, dont' have people notice you, and then you can do things.
... ALRIGHT, I CONFESS IT.
Though I've never gotten a detention, xP I cheated on this test given near the end of eigth grade, a math test...
We were correcting them in class, and I was in the back, and no one ever notices me... so I quietly erased the filled in circles from a few spots and filled in the right ones...
and ended up getting into the advanced math class the next year. :O
Just Algebra ll, instead of Introduction to Algebra and Algebra I, and I kept up just fine, but I got to take trigonometry in my junior year, and then drop math in my senior year, which was great... cuz you need 2 maths credits to graduate, but I wanted to get trigonometry/3 years in w/o having to take math my senior year.
:K I'm awful, I know.
heart
razz Housekeeper. You's so spoiled. *kidnaps you and takes your place*
TELL ME SOME OF YOUR PUNS, I WANT TO KNOW THEM.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:32 pm
xDD I am way, way, way, wayyy too loud and social to not be noticed. I go to a school where the ENTIRE student body, 6-12th grades, has less than 300 students.
I cheated on my Kindergarten TCAP. I admit it. OKAY?! It was a friggin' clock question. I hate clocks. *mutters*
I'm the only kid in my family to not get into Pre-Algebra in 7th grade. :/ *dumbblonde*
Guhnoo, mah place and housekeeper! You be takin' them! ;;
Uhh, it really just depends on the situation. xD What kind of puns do you wanna' know?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:38 pm
*pats Spica*
Don't feel bad. xD Dyslexia or something kicked in by my Junior year, and where Algebra was easy, all this other stuff made my brain all confuzzled and I barely passed with a D- C-
Which was suxxors, because my other grades were always B-A
razz But it only brought my GPA down to like 3.5 instead of 3.6.
LOL. My graduating class was about 200 people.
YOU CAN'T FORCE PUNS, YOU KNOW.
Then it's just awkward. confused
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:54 pm
I was like, an A+++ student until I switched to a private school, and now I'm just avereage. ;-;
I used to be smart! Before I became a rambler who can't even string sentences together when she talks... Oh, yeah. English is my best subject. A classmate of mine calls me the 'English Prodigy'. xD; You'd think I'd be able to talk better...
Yeah, but you can't make puns outta thin air. I mean like, what kind of puns? Cleaning puns? Internet puns? Food puns? Animal puns? Weather puns? >.> I just know a LOT of puns, and use them when I can.
Hey, hey. So this guy entered this pun contest. He decided to enter it ten seperate times. He got the results back the next week, and saw which puns won. No pun in ten did.
...Hehehehehe. Geddit?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:06 pm
We used to be a lot fo things when we were younger, eh?
When I was like 2/3 years old, I announced I wanted to go into advertising and make commercials..
and then I wanted to be a Veterinarian....
and now I want to get a job where I dont' have to talk to poeple, like hardly ever.
English was my best subject too, besides arts/Agricultural classes. :3 Maths/Science is not how my brain works. Cept computers. Computers rule.
...although... when I was 2 orso..... I used to be able to spend hours playing with socks. My mom would just toss a few down to me and I'd be occupied for half the day... or so she says. xD so yeah
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I HAVE TO SAY, THAT THAT PUN, WAS VERY ...PUNNY. * kneeslap?*
AND I DEMANDS ANIMAL PUNS. D:<
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:21 pm
I'm not going to lie. When I was little, this is really what I said to people. "I wanna' be a telephone wire repairwoman." In my scrapbook I made for kindergarten with a fact sheet about me, under my future career it says that. >.>
I really, really, really want to be a sucessful author. I want to be a librarian so I can make sexy librarian jokes. Plus, I already am a librarian. But I wanna' be THE librarian. The Librarian of Congress.
You could be a professional sock molester. Or sock folder. Or sock finder. I'm always missing one of my socks.
Hahaha, last night my friend and I were talking about how Dolohov killed Lupin, and Lupin is Spica's dad... >.> But, I've always made Spica just greet Dolohov normally. It'd be great if this happened, though:
Spica: *to Dolohov* My name is Spica Ceridwen Lupin-Black. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Or, alternatively;
Spica: My name is Spica Ceridwen Lupin-Black. You killed my father. Prepare to die. *lunges for drapery with scissors*
Edit:
Animal puns?
I use a duck umbrella when it's raining. I must be going quackers.
The other day it was raining cats and dogs, and I stepped in a poodle.
When the duck went to the resturant, he said, "Put it on my bill."
My cat likes to sleep on a down pillow. We've always had a soft spot for her.
If you touch that feather, you might get an untweetable disease.
Did you hear about the fight between the eagle and the hawk? They had a difference of a pinion.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:56 pm
:ROFL:
OMFG. The first one was funny, but the second. xD
*lunges at Drapery with scissors*
Awww.... I like Dolohov though. heart He's better than mean old Rookwood, who probably has the hots for Voldemort or something, which is why he's so grumpy.
I actually want to be a zookeeper. :3 I voulenteered at a privately owned zoo a few years ago, and it was great... 8-10 hours outside all day..... mostly quiet when I worked most of the time...... and besides the occasional half-frozen cardboard box full of deer guts, or severed frozen cow head/limbs..... it's greaaaaat.
LOL. When I was 15 I seriously considered becoming an electrician or a Telephone repair person.
Being a librarian sounds fun though. *thinks about it* Being 'THE Librarian' sounds awesome too... THOUGH THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS LIES.
Their stupid commercials about 'the world of books' and then I go on teh stupid website and there's NOTHING TO READ.....
of course.... I SUPPOSE it would be stupid to put books on the internet. But still.... emo
xD The puns are amusing. I liked the 'stepped in a poodle' one the best. razz
(Stupid internets! D:< Stop being such a biotch! *smashes with hammer*)
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:06 pm
When she grows up and starts living on her own, Spica refuses to listen to any interior decorator who tries to convince her to put up curtains.
xD I haven't really, er, interacted with either of them... Besides when I was drunk!Molly and just waved at them, or when Spica was going to say something but decided against it.
Zooookeeper! I remember in this one Hey Arnold! episode where they go to release all the zoo animals... It was awesome. This one guy rides a giraffe. My mom teases me about the telephone wire repairwoman thing, because there's a billboard for a school for it on the way to some big city we travel to quite often. xP I remember thinkin' how AWESOME it would be to climb those poles and fix power.
Our library, that I've been volunteering at for 4 years, has these creepy ads with Dolly Parton on them that sponsor this thing Tennessee has to give books to kids. Dolly Parton scares me. I would give up reading if it involved her on a regular basis. >.>;
That pun was my favorite, too. <3
Oh, and I was like, cuddling with my dad. So it's alllll cool.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:13 pm
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