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 Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:07 pm
Shimbo-kun To you, maybe not, but to people like me... ick. It looks like a monster ready to eat me. *pokes it from far away with a twig* *cavernous v****a snaps twig in half* *runs off crying* Um... okay... *doesn't understand people who are afraid of certain genitals, but the psych major in him wonders if perhaps it has to do with them being conditioned...*
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:12 pm
The v****a is a beautiful, beautiful place. It is inviting and warm, and it is filled with love and only love. If the word "v****a" didn't describe negative space, I'd hug it tenderly.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:15 pm
Completely agrees with JoVo. heart 's the v****a.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:28 pm
rejectanonymity Completely agrees with JoVo. heart 's the v****a. If I had a v****a, I'd totally love it. Right now, in fact, that's what I would be doing. *sigh*
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:32 pm
JoVo If I had a v****a, I'd totally love it. Wait, do you want your own v****a, or someone else's?
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:34 pm
rejectanonymity Wait, do you want your own v****a, or someone else's?
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:35 pm
JoVo rejectanonymity Wait, do you want your own v****a, or someone else's? How interesting. *thinks about the possibilities of JoVo loving various vaginas*
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:37 pm
I'm an excellent multitasker.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:46 pm
Ah, but what about the joys of the mangina?
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:49 pm
Manginas actually hurt a bit to make. I can't even do one anymore because my legs are too thin and won't close all the way at the top anymore.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:38 pm
*gets mental image of Ted Levine's mangina from Silence of the Lambs*
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:23 am
Vague Blah. No gay action( even a freaking KISS!?), str8 action( which makes no sense because it's supposedly clear historically AND in the movie that Alexander's PRIMARY relationship was/is the homo one), and Colin Farrell? Even if you do see his p***s, I don't care to see the movie( I hear there's p***y too, yuck). Now, if it was Brad Pitt, who I believe was someone's original choice... I was actually watching it a few hours ago. I wouldn't mind the eerily frighteningly round breasts, and the over-stated flashing of limbs if they had sense to give his other, and extremely significant, relationship with Hephaestion. Then again being penetrated by any means was sign of becoming the passive and effeminate of the two, which is something eunuchs like Bagoas would have been for. Not that social norms like that stood in the way of Alexander anyway. There is no genital shots per se, but there are more than one close calls during the one sex scene with his new queen. I wasn't disappointed with the film, but I wasn't wildly ecstatic by the end either. However, I will say it was worth the money, though I can't say the same for Troy. This might be the last well done sword-and-sandle flicks for a while.
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:24 am
My boyfriend is in love with history, so I'm sure we'll be seeing Alexander and Troy sometime soon (any other historical movies recently come out that I'm not remembering??). If they're historically accurate I'm sure he'll love them, otherwise he'll tell me they suck, no matter how nice they might be in any other respect.
He hated Moulin Rouge for just that reason - the use of modern songs in that context put him off so that he wouldn't even bother to watch the rest of the movie and asserts that it is the worst movie in existence.
*shrugs* I just thought it was pretty.
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:41 am
I love Moulin Rouge.
My husband is the same way. When we saw Ever After he totally fell out of the movie when Drew Barrymore said, "She acts as if we had money to burn". He spent the rest of the movie ranting about how they used coin money, not paper. rolleyes
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:48 am
Yeah, I hate it when the people I'm watching it rant. I'd rather just watch the movie...or make out in the theater, one of those two. Also nitpicking is fine, as long as I don't like the movie. If I lik eit, then I don't wanna hear all the flaws you saw, wait until after the movie afterglow has passed.
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