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 Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:14 pm
-I wouldn't doubt it ROFL
Granted but then people look over your shoulder and tell you every 5 minutes "Man, You're really good"
I wish I knew what my ferret dreams about
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:17 pm
((did I get cheated of a wish granting?))
Granted, but you find out he always dreams about different ways of murdering you.
I wish Pokemon really exsisted...
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:21 pm
Granted but they are all in 2-D and and are zombie like creatures.
I wish I owned a dog.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:27 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be an Eevee, which are 2-D and zombies so...it eats your brain.
I wish I could grow a few inches...
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:40 pm
Granted but just like jordan- You have random people you don't know say "you're really tall....." And not knowing what to say to that.
I wish I had an eevee that wasn't zombie-fied XD
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:53 pm
Granted, but it has fleas...that ARE zombie-fied, and they infest your intire family.
I wish I had a...bologna sandwich..made with bologna and bread that isn't rotton or anything.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:04 pm
Granted but.... Curler licked it
I wish that my eyes didn't need big ol' glasses
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:41 pm
Granted, but now they need big 'ol buckets of bug repellent because the doctor who gave you laser eye surgery mutated the DNA of you eyes so that they are now...um...amazingly attractive to small, flying insects.
I wish I had wings!
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:56 pm
granted, but they are made out of twigs so you can not fly.
I wish my father had motivation.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:02 pm
granted hes motivated to leave your family by the hussie on the street corner.
i wish I was an actor like Orlando Bloom.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:49 pm
Granted, but you're so much like Orlando that the only gigs you can land are ones late at night in smokey bars doing impersonations.
I wish we could use the " heart " symbol during normal speech.
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:34 pm
Granted but the word "the" Is taken out of vocabulary
I wish that I was sexy XD
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:14 pm
granted, but you are only sexy to men who find obesely fat women attractive...
I wish that I was a congress women.
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:39 pm
Granted, but you only enjoy it for a week or so because you're assasinated early on in your career.
I wish I had $650....
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