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 Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:42 pm
Granted. But all the reactors, and plate pillars all blow up once you move in
I wish my body was more like Tifa's
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:10 pm
Granted, but your breasts become too big that they cause back pain until eventually you end up hunched over like quasimotto (sp?) and your face becomes deformed in pain. You become so hideous that the people of your hometown randomly acquire pitchforks and torches and run you out of town. Luckily for you, you meet a doctor who can turn you back to normal. However, you die on the operating table...
I wish I had a moogle I could ride on like Cait Sith does!
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:45 pm
Granted but it brakes down and dies.
I wish Vincent was real and he could take me away!
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:44 pm
granted but his finger slips on one of his guns and he pulls the trigger and you get shot in the head
i wish red xII was a rhino
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:47 am
Granted. But he no longer has a place in Final Fantasy VII since Hojo took no interest in capturing him.
I wish I had Aerith's pink dress
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:22 am
Granted, but the second you go outside, acid rain dissolves it
i wish Sephiroth would kill the care bears
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:51 am
Sumeragi Kamui Granted, but the second you go outside, acid rain dissolves it i wish Sephiroth would kill the care bears Granted, but after he does barney eats him I wish vincent had a phone
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:03 pm
He does, doesn't he? But, okay, but, he doesn't let you call him on it.
I wish that Final Fantasy Seven was an elective class in my school.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:22 am
Granted. But it is so hard to get into it might be pointless to try.
I wish that Sephiroth killed Cloud instead
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:14 am
granted, but cloud comes back to life and kills sephiroth
i wish cloud was a fry cook
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:33 am
wasnt there a robot chicken episode with cloud as a fry cook? oh well...
Granted but Sephiroth became his boss and gave him eternal overtime without pay.
I wish you could play as cloud in guitar hero 3
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:11 pm
Granted but you can only play 'One Winged Angel' with him and it's impossible
I wish that I had Vincent's 'Uber Claw'
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:27 pm
Yes, but now Sephiroth has the Ub3r 1337 60l) m0l)3 that lets him kick and ban characters in a fight.
I wish that there was an FF7 remake... With Naruto characters!
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:05 pm
(God why must I corrupt this awesome wish T.T)
Granted but Tifa is replaced by Sakura and says 'Cha!' every time she attacks, which does only 1 ponit of uslessness damage, and eventually drives you crazy.
I wish Cloud, Vincent, and Naruto could fuze to make the ultimate bad a** good guy
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:15 pm
Okay, but they become Clint Eastwood and make references to old cow boy movies you've never seen throughout the game. Along with the entire cast of FF7 now becoming male to fit the manliness that is Clint Eastwood.
I wish Chuck Norris was a secret boss of FF7.
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