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 Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:57 am
A: by... taking over the world
Q: what does a roadkill sandwich taste like?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:12 am
A: the other white meat
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:41 am
A: His brother said it was all clear.
Q: Which is heavier, 1000 lbs of feathers or one ton of bricks?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:51 am
A. I think it's the same...
Q. Would you rather be hit with a ton of feathers, or a ton of bricks?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:05 pm
A: A ton of jell-o.
Q: What makes a "shoomp" noise?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:07 pm
A. The doors on Star Trek.
Q. *yawn* What makes people yawn?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:12 pm
A: *yawn* other people
Q: are hiccups contagious?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:13 pm
A lower level of oxygen in the body, which signals to the mouth and lungs to "Get that mouth open and SUCK, bwoyee! domokun ". I mean, not like a lack of oxygen, because then your lungs, like, really start pumping. Just less that you might normally have to function at full capacity.
Is it just me, or does lol < this guy just look like he's flapping his upper lip? o.O
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:13 pm
A. No, but yawns are.
Q. What time is it?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:17 pm
Curse my long answering time! xp
A1: Steak sauce! xd Sorry, I just had to do that.
A2: It's Everytime:17. wink
My question still stands.
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:19 pm
A: He's flapping his face. His upper lip is in the same position.
Q: Dirigible fork?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:22 pm
No, a dirigible spoon.
What should I eat right now?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:24 pm
Human flesh.
Best seasonings for human?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:25 pm
A: A big bowl of Pirate's of the Carribean cereal. I've actually seen this. It's crazy.
Q: Am I crazy or is it just you?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:27 pm
Meh, probably both... let's be crazy buddies.
Wanna go to the movie?
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