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 Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:50 pm
Because they were ducks
What is 2 + 2
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:52 pm
A barrel of monkey brains.
What's the opposite of red?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:04 pm
Black, but blood is both colors sometimes.
Who is at your house?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:08 pm
Just a few Nekos and wolf demons
What is the point in life?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:11 pm
There is none except to see how much trouble you can get into in a short span of time.
Have you tried taunting the man-eating marigold?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:15 pm
Yes, and it broke down into tears.
Have you been attacked by the bloodthirsty rose?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:17 pm
I gave it a hug and it was a lot nicer after that.
Why do all 'foreign language' classes have to be only french?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:23 pm
Because elves and other creatures don't want to volunteer to teach their languages.
Do you happen to know where I left my phone...?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:25 pm
no but i know where you right your phone
who let the dogs out?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:25 pm
The cat-burglar.
How do you get a brain freeze?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:27 pm
You stick it in freezer
how do you get chocolate milk?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:37 pm
Make the cow eat chocolate for a month.
What is rule #1?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:26 pm
that rule #1 is #1
would a brownie still be called that if it was green?
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:32 pm
Boy you got me wanting more, more, more! Give it all up for love, babe!
If it's lime green, then yes; if it's forest green, then no.
Why is there a Main Street in almost every town or city?
You got me saying more, more, more! Wind me up, wind me up!
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:07 am
because they dont have secondary streets
is there a god?
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