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what to do if you are bored in wal mart.

1) Get 24 condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts
2)Set of all of the alarm clocks in Housewares for 5 minute intervals
3)Make a trail of tomato juice on the way to the restroom
4)walk up to am employee and say in an official tone and say ' code 3 in housewares' and see what happens
5) go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&ms on lay away
6) move a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
7) set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they bring you pillows from the bedding department
8 ) When a clerk asks if they can help you cry and say ' why cant you just leave me alone?!?'
9) look into a security camera;act like its mirror and pick your nose
10) while handling guns in the gun department, ask the the clerk if he knows where the anti-deppresants are
11) Dart around the store suspicously humming loudly the ' mission impossible' theme
12)in the auto department practice your 'maddona look' using different sized funnels
13) hide in a clothing rack and when people browze through, yell PICK ME PICK ME!!!
14) when an announcment comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal possition and scream NO NO its those voices again!
15) go into a fitting room and wait a while; then yell very loudly HEY theres no toilet paper in here!!!*
16) Grab 3 2-liter bottles of pop and a frozen turkey. Set up the pop like bowling pins down one aisle and hurl the frozen turkey at it...see how long it takes before they send security after you...then run!!!
17)Drop off a lacy see thru teddy down the action figure aisle.
1 cool run around walmart for awile. walk up to an employee and insist upon shakeing the employee's hand.
19)go to the computer department and start typing on the display computers. when someone asks what you are doing, scream "OH NO! THE MATRIX FOUND US!!!"
20) find an employee and run circles around them.
when they ask what youre doing yell "WTF? THAT GUY WHO SOLD ME THE INVISIBLE CREAM LIED TO ME!!!!"
21) get your friends to play tag for a few hours
22) ask a worker where you go to find your lost parents then when they tell you you ask where is that then when they point it out you go in the opiset dirction.
23) ask a worker if they have everything then where is the life insurance sold at
24) as you walk through walmart take something from sporting and put it in the food then take something from food and put it in electronics. keep on til it gets boring. for added fun, take items that are hard to find or work in many departments.

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