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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:27 pm
It isn't wood or a gun. I just need Loki incapacitated long enough to use this and she won't be a problem for a good long while.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:37 am
::shakes head:: woaahhh...
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:49 am
*Walks in and looks around.*
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:31 am
Grumble grumble... Goodie goodies...
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:42 am
So there's no oven! SO WHAT!
Today....
TODAY....I demonstrate TENZIL'S PERFECT GRADE A COLD COOKING RECIPE POWER!
::throws the Victory sign in the air::
FIRST....ICE CREAM!
::brandishes cream and salt threateningly to any who may see::
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:53 am
*Stalks in muttering about jackass lawyers. Plops down and turns on the Powerpuff Girls.*
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:57 am
SECOND....FRUIT SALAD WITH A HINT OF BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE!
::slides the bowl down the bar, perfectly accented with a dash of mint on top::
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:59 am
*Shoots an evil glare at Tenzil.* Keep it dowm, ya jerk! I'm tryna watch my stories over here!
Wanna know if the Powerpuffs'll save the day or not . . .
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:01 am
But I'm exercising my creative culinary arts over here!
THIRD! COLD CUT SANDWICH ON RYE BREAD COMBO WITH PICKLE SPEAR ON THE SIDE!
::slides down a sandwich with the meat tastefully ruffled and three different kinds of cheese::
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:05 am
*Narrows his eyes at Tenzil for a moment. Then shrugs and turns the volume up.*
Whatever, man. I was just sayin' you don't have to shout while you cook. What are you, Emirl?
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:08 am
What is emirl? Is this a new form of cooking?
And I do have to shout; it keeps my psyche up. Food prepared in a positive frame of mind is much healthier for the client. 3nodding
FOURTH! SIDE SALAD SUPREME WITH CUCUMBER, CROUTONS, CARROT AND COLD OIL DRESSING!
::Slides the tossed salad down the bar::
Y'know, you could, like, EAT some of the masterpieces I'm making here.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:13 am
Emeril is a chef. I think he's Cajun or something? All I know is that everytime he adds an ingrediant, he has to shout "BAM!"
*Switches the channel for a moment. Just long enough for Emeril to prove Guy's point, thwen Guy switches it back.*
I love the nanobots episode. Although not so much after meeting someone who actually makes nanobots neutral
Anyways, I can't eat any of your masterpieces. The costume's getting a little snug after the holidays. So, I need to drop a few.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:22 am
But but...TENZIL'S PERFECT COLD COOKING TECHNIQUE! Other then the cheese, it's all very low-cal!
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:33 am
There's a little Disney princess oven that lets you cook little cakes with ice.
True story.
stare
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:11 pm
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