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 Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:23 pm
A: a machine made of lubricant is made of smashed up spider juice
(heheheh I answered both questions in that one)
Q: Does anyone think that Ms. Piggy in "the muppets" is a rapist?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:29 pm
A:  Poor Kermit. Q: When, O, when will my rubber ducky sing me show tunes?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:58 pm
When it learns one or two (be patient, these things take time ^_^)
why cant I find a better job?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:10 am
A: Because you already have the best job!
Q: Who can take the sunshine..sprinkle it with dew..cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? *hums*
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:23 am
a small tribe in cambodia who have been doing it for generations.
Why haven't they cured colds yet *sniff*
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:57 am
A: Because they're dotted green little dragons!
Q: Why is life complicated?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:37 am
It's too simple to understand for us complicated beings..
Why am I sitting down?!
surprised
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:46 am
Because your legs are tired of carrying you
why am i still awake?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:22 am
because every time you keep nodding off, your hat falls over your face and stops your breathing
what the hell was god thinking when he invented people (ie. did he go mad for a few seconds or something?)
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:30 am
I thought that he wanted something to laugh at... voila... we're his laughing stock scream
Who's going to help me stop god laughing? twisted
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:30 am
could jesus microwave a burrito so hot he couldnt eat it?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:55 am
If He wanted to...
Would that make Jesus not all powerful and God?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:57 am
A:That goes along the same lines as.
Could God ever make a rock so big he couldn't lift it?
Or are you still beating your cat?
God is love
love is blind
Ray Charles is blind
Ray Charles is God.
So I guess if we decide that that line of reasoning was false then we could say that the entire arguement is false.
Or we could just say that english is imperfect. Unlike God.
Q: Why is it that the grater the philosopher the harder it is for them to answer the questions of common people?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:21 am
A: Is this really always the case??? I don't think so. How do you define "greater" as well? I find the greats are those who can distill things down into a simple sentance and then expand upon them in pages and pages.
Q: Does the early bird get the worm?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:26 am
A. Not always, but it gets a grape lolly instead of a roadkill sandwich.
Q. How can you take over the world?
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