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I did that once. It's one of the worst possible things possible, ever. crying
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"In a ghetto slum, a knight in dark-red armor was trudging along an alleyway, before coming up to a doorway leading into the back of a warehouse. He took a deep breath."



"He pushed the door open, before walking past the dark grime on the floor.. heading towards a stairway. Down below, he could hear the sounds of training; punching bags.. speed bags.. combo dummies, sparring.."



"Then, he stepped down the cold, metal stairway.. glaring ahead menacingly."




"..But then, he began playing hopskotch down the stairs, one step at a time, giggling profusely."





"This gym was a world-renowed fighter's club, for only elites. Known simply as, "Fight like a GIRL Club!". It had all the greats. George Bush Jr.."

George Bush: Heh heh heh! [Squints his eyes, as he girly smacks a power bag, making it move one inch.] ..I... HIT the bag. [Squints his eyes further and smiles.] I LIKE that. Heh!

"The Artist Known Formerly as Prince.."

Prince: Bitches, I am now referred to as the Artist Known Formerly as Moses.. [Grindes his crotch against the edge of a table.]

"..... And, many other up-and-coming fighters, like "The Nightbringer". However, this day would change the history of the "Fight like a GIRL Club!", forever.."

Shilon: I like CRACK! [Giggles profusely as he continues skipping down the stairway, before stopping in front of a man with his back turned to Shilon.] Hi! I wanna FIGHT!

???: [This man was rather tall, and seemed to be.. white? With black ears & legs? No, as he turned around, it was revealed he wasn't a man at all, but rather..]

Shilon: !? Dude. =P

Sexual Harrassment Panda: Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment.. Pan-da!

Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment.. Pan-da!

"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!", says the silly bear!

He's come to tell you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment.. Pan-da!

Shilon: So, can you teach me how to FIGHT!? I got a good right straight, look. [Limply smacks the air.] ^.^

Sexual Harrassment Panda: [Glints at Shilon.] Why hello there! Did you know, when one little panda tugs on another little panda's skirt, that makes me a s-a-a-a-a-ad panda. [Droops his head.]

Shilon: ... I like CRACK! =P

"However, just because the rookie 'Fight like a GIRL Club' member had a trainer, didn't mean his initiation as over. No, in fact.. it'd just begun. For, in many fighting gyms, newcomers are tested by being pitted against more experienced fighters. This club was no exception, as a blue-haired knight made his way over.."

Shilon: Hi! I want'a me some p***s! XP

Nightbringer: ... [Glares at Shilon with pulsating-green eyes.]

Shilon: .. [Leans over to the Sexual Harrassment Panda.] Dude, what the ******** up with him? XD

Sexual Harrassment Panda: Oh, a while back, poor Nightbringer was possessed by Rob Shneider! This made me a saaaa-a-a-a-a-d panda... [Bows his head.]

Shilon: ... Rob Schneider? The guy who does "The Animal", "Deuce Jiggalo", and all those retarded movies where his soul gets swapped out with someone else's?

Sexual Harrassment Panda: I hear "A Carrot" is gonna be good! [Nods.]

Nightbringer: MREHH! Rah rah reh!? Rah.. reh reh!? You wanna FIGHT!? I love me TOP HATS, they're shiney and beautiful - I HAVE A RABIT UP MY a**s, GAZE AT IT. [Turns around and bends over.]

Shilon: ..Dude. =P

Sexual Harrassment Panda: Oh, now what did I say? Looks like I'm gonna hafta sing a song agaiiiin! [Clears his throat,]

Who lives beneath the willow tree-

"Suddenly, some heavy footsteps are heard. Then, a fuzzy-brown haired young man in an orange jumpsuit falls down the metal steps, before skidding across the floor, into a pile of dog s**t."

Goku: OH GOD, WHY MEEEEEE?!!! [Sobs loudly, unable to stand up.]

Dan: [A tall, tiger-like man walks down, wearing a beanie cap & trainer's sweats.] Oh, come on. Sure, I tied you to the back of the car and drove it for thirty miles - but quit being a b***h. O_o; [Stomps on Goku's face, before sighing in content.] I love this job.. so much.. ;-;

Goku: P-PLEASE..!!! Can I at least take the "Honk if you Want to Backdoor Me" sign off my back!?

Dan: .... Nope. Now, I heard that there's some queer douchebag f*****t homosexual, raging flamer of a liberal whore, of a rainbow-loving YMCA member biker b***h, of a-

Goku: [Listens to Dan use numerous terms for the word "Homosexual", as he thinks about his favorite passtime.] ..I like heels.. I need a woman that wears them. And has DD titties. ;.;

Dan: - Andy d**k-idolizing, Gay Pride Rally masturbating,

Goku: [Continues,] .. I like floor lint. It tastes delicious. Needs cheese, though.

Dan: - Gaydar Beaconing, Artist Known Formerly as f**... [Glares.] Goku. Are you listening?

Artist Known Formerly as Moses: No. But I'm listening, bitches. [Steps over.] Care for a little game of one-on-one basketball, Chijiru?

Dan: .. Let me put it this way. [Deeply inhales,] No.

Artist Known Formerly as Moses: Suit yourself. But first, cleanse yourself in Lake Takanaka. [Walks away.] b***h.

Dan: ...Anyway, there's a newcomer here. And Goku? I haven't trained you like a fight-dog for nothing. Go assault him.

Goku: B-but.. you broke my legs the other day to break my confidence. ;-;

Dan: Then FIX THEM. [Drop kicks Goku in front of Shilon.]
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"In the world of "Fight like a GIRL Club!", there are fighters.. and there are trainers. Dan & Sexual Harrassment Panda, just so happened to be trainers. Dan, because he enjoyed watching Goku suffer at life in general / taking any money he wins, and Panda, to promote abstinence.

Also, Nightbringer's coach was none other than.. Strong Bad."



Strong Bad: What the crap!? Are you being Rob Schneider again!? [Smacks Nightbringer upside the skull with a baseball bat.] Q..quit that!

Nightbringer: [Reassumes control of his body.] Mreh. ._. BUNNY HAAT!!!!!

Strong Bad: Alright. Now, while I go checka'checka'my e-maaaail, you.. I want you, Goku, and this like.. really gay looking guy, look at him, looks so gay, fight eachother in a beginner level match.

Dan: .. [Squints his eyes.] But wait, weren't you bitching earlier because of that doctor's e-mail?

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Strong Bad: ..Maaaaaaan, Strong Bad's p***s is just fine. [Walks away, grumbling.]

Shilon: I like CRACK! =P

{Beginner Match #1: Shilon versus Nightbringer versus Goku! Begin!}

Shilon: GRRRRR! [Runs forward, glaring with great anger.]

Nightbringer: RAHHHHH..! [Does the same, glaring intensely.]

Goku: [Both fighters run over him.] AHHHH! DON'T STEP THERE, THE BOFLEX HE SHOVED UP MY a** STILL ACH-AURGHGGGHRAAAAAA!!!!

Shilon: Trine Elemental Technique: Strike of a Thousand Gods!

Nightbringer: Ultimate Technique: Dragon Pire!

Shilon & Nightbringer: .. [Begin lightly smacking eachother while looking away.]

Dan: HEY! GOKU! GET THE ******** UP AND FIGHT BEFORE I STAB YOU IN THE EYE AND SELL YOU AS A PROSTITUTE TO THAT CREEPY DUDE AT THE CORNER!

Goku: ..B..B-but, he speaks CHINESE and touches me in unusual places! ;-;

Sexual Harrassment Panda: When I'm under the willow treeeee~ Sexual Harrassment.. Pan-da! Now kids-

Shilon: YAAAAAH! [Lands a devestating slap!]

Nightbringer: [Face reddens.] AUHHWAHAAW!!! [Snaps his fingers.] Oh no you didn't!

Strong Bad: [From the den,] Hey! Nightbringer! Win or I'll stop paying for your retarded World of Warcrap game.

Nightbringer: ......... [Reaches into his left pocket, pulls out a knife, and shanks Shilon in the liver.]

Shilon: ..Dude. You ******** suck. XP [Falls over.]

[Winner! NIGHTBRINGER!]

Goku: W-well.. at least it's over..

"Suddenly, at the top of the stairway..a figure dashes down the metal steps, wearing nothing but blue facepaint and a pair of tidey-whities."

Dan: ..Oh ********, I thought the cops picked you up the LAST time you came here.

Mel Gibson: RAH REH RAH REH RAHHHH! [Crawls onto all fours.] Shove whatever you can fit in there, I can TAKE IT! [Jumps back up, sits down on Goku's face after pulling his undies down, and farts raw s**t onto Goku's face.]

Goku: ...............

Shilon: [Has a band-aid on his liver.] Dude. You're pretty gay. =P

Mel Gibson: IF YOU GUYS DON'T LET ME FIGHT HERE, THEN YOU DON'T LIKE CHRISTIANITY! [Grins widely and slobbers all over.]

Dan: ... God damn it - STRONG BAAAAAD?

Strong Bad: [Walks back in.] What.. OH WHAT THE CRAP MANNN, I thought I got rid of you last time!

Mel Gibson: [Smears crap across his face.] RAH REH RAH REHHHH!

Strong Bad: .. [Sighs, before assuming a fighting stance. Then, transforms into...]





Shilon: ..Stinkoman?

Dan: Yeah.. basically, it's when he goes anime-style.

Shilon: ...... How?

Dan: Well, sitting in your computer chair, watching porn & hentai all day, and getting stoned off your a** while saying the word 'Crap' ends up getting to ya', apparently.

Stinkoman 20x6: YAH YAH YAH YAHHHH! Hi! My name is Stinkoman! I'm looking for fighting, or maybe a challenge! [Kicks Mel Gibson back up the stairs, repeating "YAH YAH YAH!".]

"And so, Shilon watched this display of power with awe.. his first, beginner match had ended in a loss. But, he'd shown potential. Could he succeed..?"

Shilon: I like CRACK! =P

[The End. For Now.]
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And now, to wait for Clash to return some more. Next millenium. biggrin omo:

Toast: s**t, I ain't reading all that. But I will be sure to make silly comments about it without any real material to say about it. Harharhar.

EDIT: Okay, I read it all. I think I got dumber during that time it took me...

I always become amused when Mod's tell competitors they lose because of the name of their character.

Or, I wonder what drugs said Mod' is smoking. xp

*Super-groove*

Don't like Ertai much aye Omi?

I'm under the opinion Clash has made off with our gold.

We've been robbed, ohnoes.

I concur.

I just want to see people get wasted.

Well, I'm bored. Anyone up for a match?

Who (and what) are my choices?