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 Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:10 pm
*Cloud and Tifa lay in a medow looking into the sky*
Tifa: I dont know why but i just suddenly started thinking about my father...and the way Sephiroth killed him...
Cloud: well, we've avenged him now...
Tifa: i know...thank you Cloud...hey do you remember your father?
Cloud: I think so...
Tifa: what was he like?
Cloud: *starts to flash back*
Hojo: Hello? Experiment #03479, are you awake? *taps on test tube glass* ^__^ did you have a nice sleep?
Young Cloud: ~Squishy~~Squishy~
Hojo: ^__^ Good! *sprinckles fish flakes into tank* and you woke up just in time for your favorite comersial!
Tifa: Cloud? Cloud?!
Cloud: *still fantasysing* ^__^ silly sea cucumber, Algae Flake Nuggets are only for the fish...
Tifa: 3nodding oh......... eek WAIT!!! WHAT?!
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:26 pm
Cid: ~sigh of relief~ ^__^ now that Sephiroth is dead i can finally enjoy a nice vacation on this beach.
Little boy 1: HEY I FOUND IT FIRST!!!
Cid: hm?
Little boy 2: Nuh Uh! I SAW IT FIRST!!!
Cid: hee hee, reminds me of when i was young...*flashes back*
Young Cid: IT'S MINE BILLY!!!
Billy: No Way I BOUGHT it!!! ITS MINE!!!
Cids Dad: Whoa Whoa Whoa! whats the problem here?
Young Cid: well, Billy said it was his soda, but i said it was mine.
Cids Dad: Here let me see that...~Sssss~ ~gulp gulp gulp~ 4laugh ahhhh... wink now what have you learned today kids?
Young Cid: .... cry we got hosed Billy...We got hosed...
Cid: *comes out of flash back* ^__^ good old Papa Highwind...
*little boys still argueing and both yell out "IT'S MINE!!!" and both accidently throw the crab they were fighting for into the air and it lands on Cids lap*
Cid: eek What the!? Good crab...nice crab... ~PeNcH~ ahhhhhh!!!
Little boy 1: eek oops...um, you can have it mister...
Little boy 2: yeah we dont want it any more...
Cid: eek *eye twitching* th...the...thank ya..you!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:58 pm
Dueoh H. Cid: *wakes up* ~YAWN~how long have i been asleep? Cloud: eek you went to sleep on a toy shelf in wal-mart?! Cid: yeah...I mean come on the girls woke us up and made us come here, why not get a little shut eye while they shop? Cloud: eek ...It's a TOY SHELF...in WAL-MART! why didnt you just go to sleep on a chair or a bench? Cid: 4laugh Cause the toy section has Barbies! Tifa: well we're done shopping guy... eek CID WHY ARE YOU NAKED ON A SHELF IN THE BARBIE ILE!? Cloud: stare well i tried to over look that fact... Damn man that was funny!
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:06 am
(At a party...)
Sephirtoh: *Crashes through the roof* I am Sephiroth and I have-
Cid: Shut up! The Dukes of Hazzard MArathon is on on my portable!
RedXIII: I wonder if I can light a fire with my tail if I fart.
Sephiroth: *Looks to food table* Ooh! Shrimp cocktail!
Tifa: *Talking to Aerith and Yuffie* I need to get my brests reduced.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:57 am
Sephiroth: geez cloud can't we just get along, god
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:07 am
Dueoh H. tigerwolf969 Dueoh H. sweatdrop alot of people tell me i should do stand up gonk but i hate big crowds lol, i dont think its that serious to that point
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:05 am
Dueoh H. Cid: ~sigh of relief~ ^__^ now that Sephiroth is dead i can finally enjoy a nice vacation on this beach. Little boy 1: HEY I FOUND IT FIRST!!! Cid: hm? Little boy 2: Nuh Uh! I SAW IT FIRST!!! Cid: hee hee, reminds me of when i was young...*flashes back* Young Cid: IT'S MINE BILLY!!! Billy: No Way I BOUGHT it!!! ITS MINE!!! Cids Dad: Whoa Whoa Whoa! whats the problem here? Young Cid: well, Billy said it was his soda, but i said it was mine. Cids Dad: Here let me see that...~Sssss~ ~gulp gulp gulp~ 4laugh ahhhh... wink now what have you learned today kids? Young Cid: .... cry we got hosed Billy...We got hosed... Cid: *comes out of flash back* ^__^ good old Papa Highwind... *little boys still argueing and both yell out "IT'S MINE!!!" and both accidently throw the crab they were fighting for into the air and it lands on Cids lap* Cid: eek What the!? Good crab...nice crab... ~PeNcH~ ahhhhhh!!! Little boy 1: eek oops...um, you can have it mister... Little boy 2: yeah we dont want it any more... Cid: eek *eye twitching* th...the...thank ya..you!!! Poor Cid... *ouch*
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:09 am
tigerwolf969 Dueoh H. tigerwolf969 Dueoh H. sweatdrop alot of people tell me i should do stand up gonk but i hate big crowds lol, i dont think its that serious to that point Well you'll build up the courage one of these days!!! sweatdrop as for me i guess i'll just stick around with goofing off with friends.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:27 am
*Clouds date wish Aeris at Goldsauser*
Aeris: ^__^come on Cloud lets be in the play!
Cloud: gonk But i get jelloy legs on stages!
Aeris: It's ok i'll be there with you!
Cloud: ~Sigh~
*Curtains open*
Knight: Yoinks and come hither! Oh My oh Me oh my! the evil dinosaur has Kidnapped the princess! What shall we do Sir Giggle Stick!?
Cloud: .........
Knight: ~psst~ thats your cue...
Cloud: eek Why do i have to be Sir Giggle Stick!?
Aeris: *from back stage* JUST SAY YOUR #$%& LINES!!!!
Cloud: eek *thinks to self "what lines?"...um, whee um, ok knight guy type person lets go kill this dragon or what ever it is you call it.
Knight: WHAT?! us, slay the evil Dino King!? How ever shall we preform such a FEAT?!
Cloud: ...um......i dont know....OK WHERE IS HE!!!
*Dino King comes out holding Aeris*
Aeris: Save me Sir Giggle Stick for I...
Cloud: eek BARNEY!!! *runs over to Dinosaur and gives it a big hug and a kiss*
Barney: What the #%^@ is this?!
Cloud: crying The other boys said you werent real, but i always had faith Barney!
Barney: HEY!!! I dont have to stick around for this Bull $&%@, I'll be out in my #$&&#xin;g trailer...
Cloud: ...... 4laugh DID YOU GUYS SEE HIM! IT WAS BARNEY!!! HE'S SO...~GACK xp ~
Aeris: *chokeing Cloud on stage* scream YOU'VE IMBARRESED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:04 am
Sephiroth:
"You think Fire 3 would be big enough to make our campfire?"
Cloud:
" sweatdrop Uh yeah, sure."
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:13 am
R0na1d Sephiroth: "You think Fire 3 would be big enough to make our campfire?" Cloud: " sweatdrop Uh yeah, sure." thats Sephiroth for ya, always going overboard, lol
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:14 am
Dueoh H. *Clouds date wish Aeris at Goldsauser* Aeris: ^__^come on Cloud lets be in the play! Cloud: gonk But i get jelloy legs on stages! Aeris: It's ok i'll be there with you! Cloud: ~Sigh~ *Curtains open* Knight: Yoinks and come hither! Oh My oh Me oh my! the evil dinosaur has Kidnapped the princess! What shall we do Sir Giggle Stick!? Cloud: ......... Knight: ~psst~ thats your cue... Cloud: eek Why do i have to be Sir Giggle Stick!? Aeris: *from back stage* JUST SAY YOUR #$%& LINES!!!! Cloud: eek *thinks to self "what lines?"...um, whee um, ok knight guy type person lets go kill this dragon or what ever it is you call it. Knight: WHAT?! us, slay the evil Dino King!? How ever shall we preform such a FEAT?! Cloud: ...um......i dont know....OK WHERE IS HE!!! *Dino King comes out holding Aeris* Aeris: Save me Sir Giggle Stick for I... Cloud: eek BARNEY!!! *runs over to Dinosaur and gives it a big hug and a kiss* Barney: What the #%^@ is this?! Cloud: crying The other boys said you werent real, but i always had faith Barney! Barney: HEY!!! I dont have to stick around for this Bull $&%@, I'll be out in my #$&&#xin;g trailer... Cloud: ...... 4laugh DID YOU GUYS SEE HIM! IT WAS BARNEY!!! HE'S SO...~GACK xp ~ Aeris: *chokeing Cloud on stage* scream YOU'VE IMBARRESED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:31 am
Cid: Gosh Darnit
Barret: I guess I better tell ya'll... I'm in love with Rufus...
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:33 am
Cid: *Smoking an entire pack of cigs all at once*
R.A.Y.: Cid, what's wrong?
Cid: *Spits out all of the cigarate butts when he's through smoking* They're comming....
R.A.Y.: Who?
Cid: *Pulls out three pictures and goes all starry eyed* TAYLOR_HIGHWIND, PAT BENATAR AND HEART!!! *Faints*
R.A.Y.: eek stare rofl
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:53 am
Aeris: *jumping around her hotel room in a bra and panties* 4laugh IT'S BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Tifa: *wearing a wet 2 piece swim suit singing into a brush, and wearing sun glasses* cool My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard! and their like its better than yours!
Yuffie: *wearing no cloths at all, jumping from bed to bed* blaugh Makein' my way down town walking fast faces pass and i'm home bound!
Vincent: *hanging upside down from outside window* ninja ... mrgreen *blush* while the guys are at bay, Vincent watches the girls play. Hee Hee Hee
Tifa: ok girls its time!
Aeris: 4laugh YAY *open closet*
Vincent: eek LE GASP!!!
Yuffie: come here little slave *pulls Cloud out of closet. He's tied to a chair with an apple in his mouth*
Cloud: ^O^ *thinks to hisself* Oh Right! Gigity Gigity!
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