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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:24 pm
A: Now where did you hear something like that!
Q: How are babies made?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:28 pm
didn't we JUST go over this??? lol, creative moms make them
why is summer so AMAZING????
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:36 pm
Because I have a laptop in my room and can stay up as late as I want!
Who's a goofy goober, yeah?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:49 pm
um, brad pitt!
Where do the stars go when the sun comes out?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:02 pm
A: To ride a bus in the sky to go to farm full of llamas.
Q: Why do the stars in the sky like llamas so much?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:29 pm
A: Because they're so cute!
Q: Where the hell is Waldo?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:34 pm
Everywhere. surprised
What are the voices in my head's names?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:56 pm
Lifes Little Conflict Everywhere. surprised
What are the voices in my head's names? A: Bob. Bob, Fred and Laura. There are only two entities that can project their voices into someone's mind. They can appear to be multiple people, but there are only three. Laura is a kind entity that works to defend your hapiness. Bob is an evil sadistic b*****d determined to reduce you to rubble. There are some people who Laura has dominion over, and she protects their emotional stability, logical thinking and helps them maintain rationality. Laura does not project her voice to the concious mind, but the subconcious. Bob has dominon over some people, and they go insane, becoming murderers and equally evil and sadistic people. Bob talks to you directly. Fred is mute and blind, and speaks in colors, but is constantly changing his opinion. Who you are is actualy determined on how much either "Laura" "Fred" or "Bob" has dominion over you, and what Fred's current state of mind is. I know this to be true. So all voices, no matter what they call themselves, are either Laura Fred or Bob.
(Whoo! one of my insomniatic meaningless rants here! They rarely occur!)
Q: How can I get evil Bob to leave my friends alooone....
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:03 pm
A. No, Bob'll take over.
Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? XD
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:03 pm
A: It would get bored and quit after five chuckings of wood.
Q: What's the point of the letter "Q" if it usually needs a "U" to follow up and assist it?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:06 pm
A. Because its special. 8D
Q. ... ... How much do you love me? XD
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:07 pm
See, Q is U's b***h, and can't go anywhere without U's permission. And, just like in them bake-wards countries, Q must be accompanied by U at all times when out of the house. It's a sad system, man, but that's the way it works.
Do I look fat in this dress?
EDIT: Like a STAR. whee
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:09 pm
A: Yes, fat as hell.
Q: Do my hips make my hips look big?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:11 pm
A: Never dear! Why do you insist on thinking that everything makes you look FAT? You are NOT FAT. You are ATTRACTIVE.
Q: Where have all the spiders gone?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:12 pm
;_;
A: Yes, you sway like a machine made of lubricant.
Q: ...what IS a machine made of lubricant? gonk
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