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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:52 am
*the squirrels run out from the boiler room dragging a pair of Jaeger's pants. They rally around Squirrel Girl*
All right now, you nasty, evil, bad man...We can do this the easy way...or the hard way.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:52 am
I don't think it's that horrendous. sad
Certainly not pleasing and a little scarring, but it could be worse.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:53 am
l-lellboy Patience The Magdalena *wanders in humming*. Hiya everyone, how's...
OH JESUSCHRIST !!
*turns her head and backsteps through the exit*
DAMMIT WADE YOU'VE SCARED THE NUN NOW! scream Will you PLEASE put on some freaking PANTS?!? Kids come in here! SHENANNIGANS! It's a freakin' bar! What kids come in here?!?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:53 am
Newscaster Billy Batson I don't think it's that horrendous. sad
Certainly not pleasing and a little scarring, but it could be worse. You do not live in the same universe as him..
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:55 am
Doreen Green GLI *the squirrels run out from the boiler room dragging a pair of Jaeger's pants. They rally around Squirrel Girl* All right now, you nasty, evil, bad man...We can do this the easy way...or the hard way. No, no, no. See. This? This is my wish. From the Make-A-Wish foundation. You cannot deny a cancer patient his wish. Those guys are vicious.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:57 am
Oh really? I just happen to have the Make-a-Wish Foundation...on Speed Dial!
*pulls out her Speedball colored phone and presses a button*
Let's see what THEY have to say about this, shall we?
*the Squirrels circle Wade, threateningly waving pants*
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:59 am
*Folds arms, and taps foot expectantly. Notes to himself that he DID neglect to mention to the foundation that his powers keep his cancer in check.*
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:00 am
*wanders back with a blindfold*
I just wanted some water... gonk *awkwardly walks to the bar*
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:00 am
I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, it's the same dress as worn by Marvel Girl. It's not even that revealing. Do you honestly think that uptight chick would wear something sexy? HA!
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:01 am
Mm hm...mm hm...I see. Thank you very much!
*hangs up the phone*
They said...
*dramatically points*
That your wish involved BEA ARTHUR AND A GIANT NOVELTY CAKE! GET 'IM, BOYS!
*the squirrels leap into action, going for the legs!*
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:02 am
Go for his nipples, rodents. stare they're his weak spot.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:03 am
Wade T. Wilson I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, it's the same dress as worn by Marvel Girl. It's not even that revealing. Do you honestly think that uptight chick would wear something sexy? HA! stare
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:03 am
It's revealing enough... it's revealing enough.
*avoids slamming against the counter and searches for a bottle of water*
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:03 am
Son, you better just put the pants on willingly.
Those squirrels look like they mean business.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:04 am
*Kicks at the squirrels irritably.* You can't MAKE people wear clothes they don't want to wear, you fascist pig! I'm standing up for my rights! I MAY be breaking the laws of good taste, but that's not against the law!
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