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 Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:26 pm
Newscaster Billy Batson l-lellboy eek eek whee Holy crap. heart
*Flies over to stand next to HB.*
The wisdom of Solomon is not helping me make sense of what is going on right now. That man's feet should not logically support his body weight...
meep! eek heart
Well, uh, he's got something that's making him defy all common logic and sense right about now... I just have to think of something that can...
WAIT! This might help! *rushes over to the coffee table, digs out a collection of comic strips*
Yeah, this is the ticket! *takes the book, a collection of Calvin and Hobbes, and holds it before him, advancing on Powell*
THORSUS, I COMMAND YOU TO LEAVE THIS POOR DOOFUS! THE POWER OF WATTERSON COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF WATTERSON COMPELS YOU! scream
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:27 pm
*still stands with hands on hips and angry look on her face*
Did you hear me?? NO SECOND BASE FOR YOU!
scream
I can put up with lots of things from boyfriends but shooting at me? I don't THINK SO BUDDY!
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:28 pm
These people... rolleyes
::Starts taking a deep breath::
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:28 pm
Trickster Loki Laufeyson This has descended into the absurd beyond the comedic.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:29 pm
*crashes to the floor midleap from the Power of Watterson*
ARGH!!!
*turns to flee and runs into Squirrel Girl*
WHO DARES!!!??? SQUIRRELS?? PERKINESS?? NAY VERILY SAYETH THE AVATAR OF THORSUS!!! THOU ART NOT WERT X-TREME!!!! SUFFER MINE SMITING!!!
*charges Squirrel Girl*
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:29 pm
Chris Powell Victor Creed Chris Powell *thrusts GIANT PECS OF DOOM at Creed's slash* YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY FREAKY MUSCLES !!!
*Slashes at his pecs and watches as they bleed. The blood erupts in a near volcanic display of X-TREME gore. Steps back a bit.*
Uh ... huh. I mean I love the bloodshed but that's just ridiculous... *tosses his guns aside and draws one tiny dagger and one HUGE SWORD WITH TEETH* DIE A BLOODY, DARK DEATH!!!! *leaps at Creed, legs and arms flying every direction*
Seriously there's blood everywhere and I'm not enjoying it, that's just messed up.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:29 pm
*Carefully steps behind Bigby.*
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:31 pm
:: Makes a mental note to ask Bigby later if these people have been eating paint chips or something::
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:31 pm
*uses Squirrel-like agility to dodge out of the way of the incredibly telegraphed attack*
Thanks for using all of those motion lines to tell me where you were going to end up!
*Lands on Death(otherstuff)hawk's back, in between the grotesquely bulging shoulder muscles under his grotesquely bulging shoulder pads*
SQUIRREL NERVE PINCH!
Tippy Toe Says: That's right! We Squirrels invented it first! Eat it, Gene Roddenberry!
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:33 pm
OUCHETH SAYETH THORSUS!!!
*collapses to his knees*
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:34 pm
*still sitting at the bar*
huff-Guess there no pickels. Oh well
*starts eating bar nuts. feels side pocket*
what the?
Oh, a bannana peel?
*throws it to the side*
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:34 pm
serves you right
Hmmph
*crosses arms over her chest*
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:35 pm
*rolls up the collection, walks over to DeathRaptorPriscillaWhatsitHawk, and calmly whacks him in the head with it*
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:35 pm
::Starts blowing, causing gale-force winds to strike Death(otherstuff)hawk, slamming him against the front wall of the Bistro::
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:36 pm
WATTERSON BURNS....AND THE SQUIRREL GIRLS IS TOO PERKY!!!
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