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Deaths Apprentice

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:04 pm

Oh god Dueoh, You really should be a standup comedian. blaugh

Cloud: *runs around a large open room drinking from a small blue bottle with the word, "Bawls" written on it.*

*everyone walks in*

Vincent: Cloud... How many of those have you had in the last half an hour?

Cloud: ID ON'T OOOOOOH!!!!!!! Muhbooooooo 15?! *crashes through a wall and then comes back through a different part of the wall still standing*

Tifa: Cloud, you know all that Caffeine is gonna make your d**k shrink... I'm never gonna sleep with you again if your weapon is less than 13in long.

Cloud: *runs into the wall again then comes out again drinking from a new bottle*

Barrett and Vincent: 1...

Cloud: Ooooouuuueh? *runs around in circles some more*

Barrett and Vincent: 2...

Cloud: BOOOYA!!! *runs into Aeris' dead body and falls on his back*

Barrett and Vincent: 3... We didn't want to do this Cloud, but we must... Yuffie!!! Have your way with him!!

Yuffie: WHOO HOO!!! I've been waiting to show off my new skills to my mistress Lauraina. *chases after Cloud with new gloves on*

Cloud: eek She's a member of the Lauraina Bobbit fan club... gonk *runs off screaming like a mad man*

Yuffie: GET BACK HERE!!! IT ISN'T GONNA HURT!!!! scream

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:13 pm

Dueoh H.

Red X: um...team...

Cloud: Huh?

Aeris: What is it? whats wrong?

Red X: ...i have something to tell you all...

Cloud: ...Is it bad?

Red X: ...well, it will change the way you look at me forever...I'm sorry but i have to get this off my chest...

Tifa: if its something nasty i dont wanna know...

Red X: ...here it is...you all remember that statue of my so called father...

Cloud: yeah how could we forget?

Red X: ...well......OH I CANT DO THIS!!!

Aeris: its ok...it wont change anything between all of us and you...

Yuffie: *nods with a smile* ^__^ yeah thats right!

Red X: .....well that statue wasnt my father...

Cid: Hold up Hold up...we went through all that trouble to get to that statue and it wasnt even your real pops!?

Vincent: ...Then who is you real father?

Cait Sith: yeah and who was that statue?

Red X: ...that statue was a sculpture of what i wanted my father to look like...

Cloud: .....then what about your real father?

Red X: ...he joined a group of teenage hippies and started solveing crimes...

Cid: eek Oh Hell dont let this go where i think its going!

Aeris: ...Red...no...

Red X: ...His name...

Cloud: eek .......

Red X: ...Scooby-Doo

Cloud: gonk OH MY GOODNESS!!!

Aeris: eek .....I...I wasnt ready for that...

Yuffie: eek I totally dont have any more respect for you any more...

Barret: eek ..... rofl HA HA HA YOU MANGEY MUTT!!!

Cid: eek .......

Vincent: whee To my ears is yet another sin...

*Everybody goes away in shock leaveing Red X behind*

Red X: ........ gonk I havent the heart to tell them my real name!

rofl

TaoKitty

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Dueoh H.

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:37 pm

sweatdrop alot of people tell me i should do stand up
gonk but i hate big crowds

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:25 am

Dueoh H.

sweatdrop alot of people tell me i should do stand up
gonk but i hate big crowds

Aw...poor Dueoh...Well, there's therapy for that! xp

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Deaths Apprentice

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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:43 am

tigerwolf969

Dueoh H.

sweatdrop alot of people tell me i should do stand up
gonk but i hate big crowds

Aw...poor Dueoh...Well, there's therapy for that! xp

That, and the fact that anything you put in this topic is technically obtainning a much bigger crowd than any stand-up comedian show. domokun

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:29 am

RedXIII: I want to wear pants.

Gameri

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[Satan]

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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:45 am

~Things Cloud wouldn't say to Sephiroth after he stabbed Aeris~

-Sephy! You've got some splaining to do!

-Where the hell is all of the blood?!?!? Oh Come on! You call THIS evil! rolleyes

-Why does my girlfriend have to die?!?! Damn!!!! I really envy Bartz, Locke, Tidus, and Squall about now... crying gonk

- This all could have been avoided if I dressed Cait Sith to look like Aeris! crying

-Cloud:There is only one way I can bring her back...THE FORCE! *waves hands* Hey, she's moving! lol

Barret: No cloud, that's aftershock.

Cloud: Stop wrecking my dreams! crying

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:08 am

Sephitoth:*Kills Aeris* Now she will become part of the planet's energy and...(See's Cloud crying.) Ohh come on man I know u liked her but take it like a man and don't cry.

Cloud: Sorry man........I'm just sooooo HAPPY!

Sephiroth confused ???

Cloud: I always hated that b***h. Tifa is the only one for me. And if u go near her I'll kill u man.

Sephiroth:So your cool with me killing Aries?

Cloud: Yup. mrgreen

Sephiroth: And your team.

Cloud:They all hated her too we were all gona kill tonight anyway.

Sephiroth:.........

Cloud: I know I always said I hated u but.........your my best friend man.

Sephiroth:*Leaves dizzy with confusion*

Mikami_X_Kira

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x[[_OMFGwad Sandwich]

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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:14 am

Mako18

Cloud:
Sorry about that whole revenge thing Sephiroth...wanna be friends? xd

you would never hear him say that holy crap!! good one.

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:39 am

I love all you people, you're all so funny! whee

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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:48 am

Red 13: I love chicken, I love liver. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:28 am

(I shall now make one for another FF game)

FF5-
Galuf: I think I'm starting to remember more about my past.
Bartz: What do you see?
Galuf: I remember seeing someone who looked like you raping my grandaughter and saying I did it.
Bartz:What an odd coincidence... lol sweatdrop