Dueoh H.
Red X: um...team...
Cloud: Huh?
Aeris: What is it? whats wrong?
Red X: ...i have something to tell you all...
Cloud: ...Is it bad?
Red X: ...well, it will change the way you look at me forever...I'm sorry but i have to get this off my chest...
Tifa: if its something nasty i dont wanna know...
Red X: ...here it is...you all remember that statue of my so called father...
Cloud: yeah how could we forget?
Red X: ...well......OH I CANT DO THIS!!!
Aeris: its ok...it wont change anything between all of us and you...
Yuffie: *nods with a smile* ^__^ yeah thats right!
Red X: .....well that statue wasnt my father...
Cid: Hold up Hold up...we went through all that trouble to get to that statue and it wasnt even your real pops!?
Vincent: ...Then who is you real father?
Cait Sith: yeah and who was that statue?
Red X: ...that statue was a sculpture of what i wanted my father to look like...
Cloud: .....then what about your real father?
Red X: ...he joined a group of teenage hippies and started solveing crimes...
Cid:
eek Oh Hell dont let this go where i think its going!
Aeris: ...Red...no...
Red X: ...His name...
Cloud:
eek .......
Red X: ...Scooby-Doo
Cloud:
gonk OH MY GOODNESS!!!
Aeris:
eek .....I...I wasnt ready for that...
Yuffie:
eek I totally dont have any more respect for you any more...
Barret:
eek .....
rofl HA HA HA YOU MANGEY MUTT!!!
Cid:
eek .......
Vincent:
whee To my ears is yet another sin...
*Everybody goes away in shock leaveing Red X behind*
Red X: ........
gonk I havent the heart to tell them my real name!