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 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:07 pm
All one needs is a shotgun, some ammo and good aim.
Can you make a caught star fall out of your pocket?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:41 am
Sure. You just need a big enough hole in your pocket.
Have you ever punched someone so hard they went unconscious?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:27 pm
No, but I punched a pineapple and killed it.
Would you like a hug?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:00 pm
No, they're torture.
Can you sleep?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:10 pm
Yup, like a baby. *twitch*
What's black and white and red all over?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:14 pm
Me and my ex after a bad day....
Do you have any tattoos?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:32 pm
Not unless I got one while hypnotized....
What's in a cave?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:38 pm
A silver dragon. She's hungry though, so be careful going in.
Do you remember Steve?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:41 pm
Yes! He owes me 5 dollars and a packet of green crayons!!!
What's in a name?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:57 pm
Letters!!!
Have you played poker recently?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:01 pm
Every Friday with Jack the Ripper, and I'm tellin' you that jackass cheats!! stressed
What comes after "a, b, c, d, e, f, g"?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:07 pm
That's usually when I remember that I don't know the alphabet forwards; so, I start going "z, y, x, w, v, u...." till I find the missing letter.
What's the easiest thing to control in another person?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:31 pm
Their entire body! All you need to do is tickle them mercilessly and they are at your mercy.
Why doesn't this door have a lock?! gonk
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:39 pm
Oh, that. -pulls the locks out of a pouch- Sorry about that.
Were Bert and Ernie just roommates?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:46 pm
Erm... I'm not at liberty to say... *whispers* They were totally doin' it together!! *cough* Don't tell anyone I told you. ninja
Why did you have the lock to the dressing room?
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