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Valentine grinned, and put the tome in hammerspace.
"Why thank ya, Doc! I'll make sure to not ask my cousin to rain down hellfire on your crops!"[[XD]]
“Well,” Valentine said, hoisting Moé up by her arm, “I’m only gonna say this once, so listen once and listen good!”
She dragged her daughter over to where Caleb was.
”Now, you’re a man of science, I presume. In aesthetics, the more varied ones genes are, the more beautiful and dexterous they are; it’s the opposite of inbreeding. Now, she’s Greek, French, Russian, Turkish, Polish, Filipino, Japanese, German, English, and Arabian Gypsy—that’s why her skin is this medium creamy color.”
Valentine pointed to Moé’s eyes.
“She has her father’s eyes and hair, and what’s more…”
Valentine went behind Moé, and then cupped both hands on Moé’s chest, and began to play with them with some sort of morbid fascination.
“Reynard also gave her these honkers! Th-They’re huge! I mean, look at these things!”
Moé was trying to escape, but couldn’t, since Valentine had her in a vicegrip hold.
Valentine finally let go.
“I mean, really! Wanna feel ‘em for yourself?”
Moé covered her chest and flinched, blushing bright Maraschino red from the embarrassment.
[[lol I prewrote this while you were mowing XD]]
[[Her speech is pretty long, so I'm chopping it up into seperate posts. Besides, I wanna see caleb's reaction to this XD]]

Valentine went up on the board [still dragging Moé behind her], and wrote her name in large letters.
”Now, the name itself—Moé was my idea for a name, coming from the Japanese slang term. It means ‘fetish’ or ‘turn-on’, as something that is ‘Moé’ in entertainment is there to attract a certain male audience. For example, ***** are moé for young girls, and there are people moé for girls with glasses.”
She grinned, and Moé tried everything to pretend that this wasn't happening.
”I picked the name, since not only was she going to be a purebred fox demon—and therefore pretty for her species— but she has large breasts on both sides of the family, so therefore she can appeal to a very wide fanbase!"
[[One of the important facts of life is that Valentine is a huge nerd, and that there is no fourth wall with her.]]
"She has superb intellect from both parents— my husband graduated college at twelve, after all, and I invented the spherical computer— and she has a well-toned, curvaceous DD-cup build. She has a cute yet mature face, which is perfectly moé, but not overboard.”
Valentine continued.
“What this has to do with you is that, since you’re the object of her affections, you can command her as you wish… And if it's anything lewd or perturbed, well, you seem like a nice guy, and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!"[[XD]]
[[Part 2 of 3! ^_^]]
[[OMG he stammered! LOL]]

Valentine nodded, and continued, not noticing the sound of glass breaking.
”She has superb endurance, and is perfected in everything that could make her worthwhile. Therefore, Doc, she could be used as anything ranging from a bed partner, to an intellectual, to a rabid killing machine. Or all of the above. She’s my magnum opus, the best invention God ever made! And quite the looker, I'm sure you agree.”
[[How… sweet? ^_^;]]
Moé wailed.
”I-I’m not perfect! I’m clumsy, I’m awkward, I can’t do hand-to-hand combat, and I expect impossible things! And I lack a thought process!”
“Well,” Valentine said, throwing her at Caleb, ”Whip her into shape, will you, Doc? Hahahahah!”
She left, closing the door behind her.
Moé shuddered, resting her head on his chest, too mentally weakened to move.
”I-I’m so sorry, Sir…”

Moé shivered.
"P-Please promise me that you'll never e-embarrass me like that."
She hugged him.
"P-Please, Sir?"
Valentine could be heard laughing outside.
"Oh, so she calls you 'Sir'? That's even more fetish-tastic than I thought."
Moé ducked her head, avoiding Caleb's gaze [though she obviously couldn't tell if Caleb was looking at her or not].
[[Reynard: Actually, it's just Valentine. I just like to screw with people.
Valentine: I lived in the same house as my boss/best friend. Now, I'm married to him. You're not fooling anyone, Doc.]]

Moé shivered as she heard Val leave through a portal.
"It's one of those things about my family that make my head hurt."
She hugged him tightly.
"But please promise me that you won't exploit me. Please, Sir... please..."
[[that could be misinterpreted. God, I'm sick-minded XD]]
[[Valentine: But we're not human ^_~
Reynard: Don't be a b***h, Val.]]

Moé shook her head.
"It's my fault. My parents are both conmen-- and skilled ones at that-- so I doubted she'd give you something meaningful. I didn't think she'd use this as an opportunity to discredit my name and purpose for being born, and embarrass you as well."
She sobbed.
"I-I'm so sorry, Sir..."

Moé walked with him [she was hugging him].
"I should have told you though. But... You're really kind, Sir..."
She leaned up and phased to kiss him, with her arms wrapped around his neck.

Moé kissed him again, and withdrew, breathless.
"I-I don't know why. You're a wonderful person, Sir, others are just blind, I guess."[[Aww. How cute.]]
She kissed him again.