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*She chuckles.*
As are many of my friends

And way too many babies... eek
Anyways,

Hey fellas, have you heard the news? You know that Annie's back in town?
It won't take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down.
Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago,
But from her eyes, a different smile like that of one who knows.

Well, it's been ten years and maybe more since I first set eyes on you.
The best years of my life gone by, here I am alone and blue.
Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love;
But I'll just keep on rollin' along with the grace of the Lord above.

People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left me flat,
I don't care what the people say, I know where their jive is at.
One thing I do have on my mind, if you can clarify please do,
It's the way you call me by another guy's name when I try to make love to you.
I try to make love but it ain't no use.

Work so hard I couldn't unwind, get some money saved;
Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.
Heartbreaker, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Go away, Heartbreaker.

*wipes some tears from his eyes* Oh, I just watched the funniest thing I've ever seen! It's been so long!!! Here: (btw, it makes NO sense)
http://www.moufette.com/stuff/flash/flash.php?id=11
LAUGH IN YOUR FACE!

Right on queue, you nutcase! xd

Hey I've heard of that series. He's right, it's awesome. xd

okay batman forever is the dumbest movie EVER

k read this

Bruce stands at the ruined control platform. Riddles are spread before
him. Including the most recent.

BRUCE: All the answers are numbers.

ALFRED: But 1, 3, 1, 8, & 5. What do they mean?

BRUCE: What do maniacs always want?

ALFRED: Recognition, of course.

BRUCE: Precisely. So this number is probably some kind of calling card.

Bruce stares at the numbers. Adds them: 18. Squares them: 1916425. No
luck. Starts again, separating them: 13/18/5.

BRUCE: Letters in the alphabet.

ALFRED: Of course. 13 is M....MRE.

BRUCE: How about, MR. E.

ALFRED: Mystery.

BRUCE: And another name for Mystery?

ALFRED: Enigma.

BRUCE: Exactly. Mr. E. Mister Edward Nygma

WHAT THE HELL?????? how the hell did he come to MR. edward Nygma in
under a minute from the numbers 1,3,1,8,5! John nash from a beutiful
mind would go Oh my ******** god what the hell is this crap? sigh...
the next line is this:

Bruce leads Alfred through a secret stairway.

BRUCE: Good thing Mr. E. didn't know about the cave under the cave.

oh... the cave under the cave? I would not have thought to look under
the cave for ANOTHER cave either... ********! I think that at this point,
the director met with the writers and said
"ok, i dont care how non sequitor this movie is, it needs to end soon.
THen a writer said
"lets made a SECOND cave under the first one with increadibly powerful
machines that have not existed untill this very minute!"
Is it just me or is that by far the most ******** up thing ever! I
swear, had batman not been played by such a hunky peice of meat, i
would be extremely pissed off! but seriously, who makes a cave under a
cave? wouldnt the first cave collapse form all of the wieght of a
mansion above, and a cave filled with high tech bat weapons and bat
sex toys, and the force of impact, collapes in to the SECOND CAVE under the
first one crushing the batplane, the bat boat and the bat ultra super
deluxe home with jacuzzi and talking fridge playset, or whatever
paraphinellia the said batyman should have!

pity I couldn't quote that, it's too big, but yeah, that's so freaking hilarious.Where did you get that?

hahaha but yeah you'd have to have a script to see something like that... hey... wait a minute... sweatdrop