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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:11 pm
*trudges in, sets the laptop on the counter, grabs a beer, and carefully goes online*
*closes his eyes and clicks on a link*
*peeks between his fingers*
gonk AW DAMN! THEY'VE UPDATED!
*puts his face in his hands, his tail curled low*
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:25 pm
You look a little distressed there Red.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:26 pm
*Wanders up with an energy drink of some sort. Sits down beside Hellboy, and reads a few lines. Then sneers a bit.* Can't keep 'em fropm it, Hornhead Two. You know those ******** write dreamshit about me and Webhead? I mean. I wanna KILL the guy, not sleep with him! But . . . yeah. People are gonna be shitheads. Short of going to their houses and kicking their asses, what can you do?
The worst of it is that they think they're being your fan by doing it. Best you can do is ignore the stuff you don't wanna see. Here. Let me show you somethin' actually WORTH seeing.
*Using his tail to work the mouse, Mac enters in a URL that pulls up a nice, but not too-far pictorial of a certain female pilot who frequents the tavern.*
There we go, eh?
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:32 pm
Aw, Hundred, this internet stuff has got me down. It's just-
*sees the picture Gargan brought up* eek HOLY CRAP.
...they put that sort of thing on the INTERNET?!?
...maybe this computer stuff won't be so bad... ninja
...man, those ARE nice torpedos.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:36 pm
Mitchell Hundred You look a little distressed there Red. He's learned about the horrors of "fan" fiction.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:38 pm
l-lellboy Aw, Hundred, this internet stuff has got me down. It's just-
*sees the picture Gargan brought up* eek HOLY CRAP.
...they put that sort of thing on the INTERNET?!?
...maybe this computer stuff won't be so bad... ninja
...man, those ARE nice torpedos. There's an old saying. Once a file's been put on the internet, it can't be killed. Even some old pics that happen to be scanned in.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:41 pm
Ah yes. Fan fiction. Horrors indeed, although there is some fun creative stuff online too.
I'm guessing.
And what exactly are you looking at? *Leans over to see the screen.*
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:44 pm
Ahhhm. Advertising images of a Torpedo saleswoman?
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:47 pm
I see.
This is a public area gentlemen.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:55 pm
Ohhh . . . she's not naked or anythiung. It's just a little cheesecake.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:01 pm
*Flies in.* Anyone seen Nat lately?
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:03 pm
I have.
*Hands Tony a photograph..*
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:04 pm
*clicks off of the offending page* Yeah, sorry, Mitchell. I just needed a beer to steady me before I checked that other site. gonk
Speakin' of which, can I get you anything?
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:04 pm
I haven't spoken to Romanova since... God, the election?
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