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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:26 am

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Cid: *singing* You can make a transfusion, that can save a life. You can change the darkness into broad day light. You can make a submarine, stay sumberged for weeks. So it don't make sence! That you can't make peace.

Tifa: *over hearing Cid* Can't make peace huh? Why I'll show you! *Starts to attack Cid*

Cid: eek *running* Tifa! It's just a song! AND I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!!!!

Tifa: I don't care, just gives me an excuss to do something after beating Sephiroth.

Cid: eek gonk

Meh? sad Poor Ciddy-Cid. crying

*attacks Tifa*

LEAVE HIM THE HELL ALONE! scream

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:16 am

okay....... confused i aint very good @ writin jokes like this, but i'll give it a try, here goes...

*Cloud walks into the Shinra Building gym. He see's Sephiroth doing pushups in his underwear*

Cloud: eek OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD!

Sephiroth: Somebody revived me, but instead of being an idiot and trying to blow up the world, I've decided to go on a diet and work out more! biggrin

Cloud: If I see something stupid like this one more time, then I'm gonna wrap myself in a blanket and throw myself out the window! eek

*Cloud notices Cait Sith smoking with Cid*

Cloud: ... confused eek

Cait Sith: So Cid ma man, whuts been going on? mad

*Cloud is heard screaming loudly, and getting softer and softer* scream

Sephiroth: 2...3...4...5...6...!

*Cait Sith and Cid run up to watch Sephiroth up close*

Cid: C'MON, MY GRANNY CAN DO BETTER THEN U!!! scream

*Cid's grandma comes in*

Cid's Granny: What are you saying about me sweety?

Cid: I uh....... redface

*Cid's Granny starts doing pushups with Sephiroth*

Cid's Granny: a 1.....a 2......a 3......a 4.....

yea...it sux right? rolleyes

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:24 am

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okay....... confused i aint very good @ writin jokes like this, but i'll give it a try, here goes...

*Cloud walks into the Shinra Building gym. He see's Sephiroth doing pushups in his underwear*

Cloud: eek OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD!

Sephiroth: Somebody revived me, but instead of being an idiot and trying to blow up the world, I've decided to go on a diet and work out more! biggrin

Cloud: If I see something stupid like this one more time, then I'm gonna wrap myself in a blanket and throw myself out the window! eek

*Cloud notices Cait Sith smoking with Cid*

Cloud: ... confused eek

Cait Sith: So Cid ma man, whuts been going on? mad

*Cloud is heard screaming loudly, and getting softer and softer* scream

Sephiroth: 2...3...4...5...6...!

*Cait Sith and Cid run up to watch Sephiroth up close*

Cid: C'MON, MY GRANNY CAN DO BETTER THEN U!!! scream

*Cid's grandma comes in*

Cid's Granny: What are you saying about me sweety?

Cid: I uh....... redface

*Cid's Granny starts doing pushups with Sephiroth*

Cid's Granny: a 1.....a 2......a 3......a 4.....

yea...it sux right? rolleyes

some of it is funny but some of it is just.... confused

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:57 pm

Dueoh H.

Sephiroth: ok lets go...

Cloud: there's no turning back now...

Sephiroth: ...I'm going to distroy you...

Cloud: We'll see who wins in the end...

Sephiroth: are you ready?

Cloud: ......I am...

Sephiroth & Cloud: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS! SHOOT!!!

Cloud: ~Rock~

Sephiroth: ~paper~

Cloud: scream WHAT!? NO WAY!!!

Sephiroth: MAH HA HA!!! you idiot you always choose scissors!

Cloud: eek ...*pulls out scord and slashes Sephiroth in half* twisted HA this time i chose sword... stare I hate childrens games... eek !

Sephiroth: *Dieing* You...you sore looser!!!...~cough~...what are...you...doing?

Cloud: QUIET!!! *on cell phone* ^__^ Officer Harris? I did it again. I need to be punished....Yeah I'm at northern crater.

Sephiroth: eek ya...ya...you...HOMO!!! *dies*

Cloud: ^__^ look out showers here i come.

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:12 pm

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Sephiroth: ok lets go...

Cloud: there's no turning back now...

Sephiroth: ...I'm going to distroy you...

Cloud: We'll see who wins in the end...

Sephiroth: are you ready?

Cloud: ......I am...

Sephiroth & Cloud: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS! SHOOT!!!

Cloud: ~Rock~

Sephiroth: ~paper~

Cloud: scream WHAT!? NO WAY!!!

Sephiroth: MAH HA HA!!! you idiot you always choose scissors!

Cloud: eek ...*pulls out scord and slashes Sephiroth in half* twisted HA this time i chose sword... stare I hate childrens games... eek !

Sephiroth: *Dieing* You...you sore looser!!!...~cough~...what are...you...doing?

Cloud: QUIET!!! *on cell phone* ^__^ Officer Harris? I did it again. I need to be punished....Yeah I'm at northern crater.

Sephiroth: eek ya...ya...you...HOMO!!! *dies*

Cloud: ^__^ look out showers here i come.

blaugh rofl blaugh 4laugh

sweatdrop i see that i had alot of typos in that one, lol

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:54 pm

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Sephiroth: ok lets go...

Cloud: there's no turning back now...

Sephiroth: ...I'm going to distroy you...

Cloud: We'll see who wins in the end...

Sephiroth: are you ready?

Cloud: ......I am...

Sephiroth & Cloud: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS! SHOOT!!!

Cloud: ~Rock~

Sephiroth: ~paper~

Cloud: scream WHAT!? NO WAY!!!

Sephiroth: MAH HA HA!!! you idiot you always choose scissors!

Cloud: eek ...*pulls out scord and slashes Sephiroth in half* twisted HA this time i chose sword... stare I hate childrens games... eek !

Sephiroth: *Dieing* You...you sore looser!!!...~cough~...what are...you...doing?

Cloud: QUIET!!! *on cell phone* ^__^ Officer Harris? I did it again. I need to be punished....Yeah I'm at northern crater.

Sephiroth: eek ya...ya...you...HOMO!!! *dies*

Cloud: ^__^ look out showers here i come.

blaugh rofl blaugh 4laugh

Lol.

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:47 pm

Cid: *wakes up* ~YAWN~how long have i been asleep?

Cloud: eek you went to sleep on a toy shelf in wal-mart?!

Cid: yeah...I mean come on the girls woke us up and made us come here, why not get a little shut eye while they shop?

Cloud: eek ...It's a TOY SHELF...in WAL-MART! why didnt you just go to sleep on a chair or a bench?

Cid: 4laugh Cause the toy section has Barbies!

Tifa: well we're done shopping guy... eek CID WHY ARE YOU NAKED ON A SHELF IN THE BARBIE ILE!?

Cloud: stare well i tried to over look that fact...

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:07 pm

Dueoh H.

Hojo: Ha! I will beat you with the power of Disco!!!

Aeris: stare stop being stupid...

Hojo: Better Yet! Rollar Disco!!!

Aeris: stare best check yourself before you dig your own grave...

Hojo: WAIT EVEN BETTER! The roller skates will be on my hands!!!

Aeris: stare .......

Hojo: Cause you know what they say! A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!

Aeris: stare ............*takes Vincent's gun* ~BANG~~BANG~~BANG~

Vincent: eek !........

Aeris: stare and a gun in my hand is worth 3 shells to the head...*blows off gun and hands it to Vincent*

Vincent: eek ..............

Aeris: ^__^ Picnic anyone?

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:44 pm

xd ok this one aient a joke about FF7!!! 4laugh Its a funny song!!! LMAO
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:45 pm

Sephiroth: Aeris i swear it was an accident!! i'm so sorry!

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:50 pm

Cloud and Aeris on trolley on Gold Mountain:
Aeris: this sux, i hate those damn ballons

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:54 pm

Red X: um...team...

Cloud: Huh?

Aeris: What is it? whats wrong?

Red X: ...i have something to tell you all...

Cloud: ...Is it bad?

Red X: ...well, it will change the way you look at me forever...I'm sorry but i have to get this off my chest...

Tifa: if its something nasty i dont wanna know...

Red X: ...here it is...you all remember that statue of my so called father...

Cloud: yeah how could we forget?

Red X: ...well......OH I CANT DO THIS!!!

Aeris: its ok...it wont change anything between all of us and you...

Yuffie: *nods with a smile* ^__^ yeah thats right!

Red X: .....well that statue wasnt my father...

Cid: Hold up Hold up...we went through all that trouble to get to that statue and it wasnt even your real pops!?

Vincent: ...Then who is you real father?

Cait Sith: yeah and who was that statue?

Red X: ...that statue was a sculpture of what i wanted my father to look like...

Cloud: .....then what about your real father?

Red X: ...he joined a group of teenage hippies and started solveing crimes...

Cid: eek Oh Hell dont let this go where i think its going!

Aeris: ...Red...no...

Red X: ...His name...

Cloud: eek .......

Red X: ...Scooby-Doo

Cloud: gonk OH MY GOODNESS!!!

Aeris: eek .....I...I wasnt ready for that...

Yuffie: eek I totally dont have any more respect for you any more...

Barret: eek ..... rofl HA HA HA YOU MANGEY MUTT!!!

Cid: eek .......

Vincent: whee To my ears is yet another sin...

*Everybody goes away in shock leaveing Red X behind*

Red X: ........ gonk I havent the heart to tell them my real name!

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:08 pm

3nodding goodness i didnt notice how long i made that

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:30 pm

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Red X: um...team...

Cloud: Huh?

Aeris: What is it? whats wrong?

Red X: ...i have something to tell you all...

Cloud: ...Is it bad?

Red X: ...well, it will change the way you look at me forever...I'm sorry but i have to get this off my chest...

Tifa: if its something nasty i dont wanna know...

Red X: ...here it is...you all remember that statue of my so called father...

Cloud: yeah how could we forget?

Red X: ...well......OH I CANT DO THIS!!!

Aeris: its ok...it wont change anything between all of us and you...

Yuffie: *nods with a smile* ^__^ yeah thats right!

Red X: .....well that statue wasnt my father...

Cid: Hold up Hold up...we went through all that trouble to get to that statue and it wasnt even your real pops!?

Vincent: ...Then who is you real father?

Cait Sith: yeah and who was that statue?

Red X: ...that statue was a sculpture of what i wanted my father to look like...

Cloud: .....then what about your real father?

Red X: ...he joined a group of teenage hippies and started solveing crimes...

Cid: eek Oh Hell dont let this go where i think its going!

Aeris: ...Red...no...

Red X: ...His name...

Cloud: eek .......

Red X: ...Scooby-Doo

Cloud: gonk OH MY GOODNESS!!!

Aeris: eek .....I...I wasnt ready for that...

Yuffie: eek I totally dont have any more respect for you any more...

Barret: eek ..... rofl HA HA HA YOU MANGEY MUTT!!!

Cid: eek .......

Vincent: whee To my ears is yet another sin...

*Everybody goes away in shock leaveing Red X behind*

Red X: ........ gonk I havent the heart to tell them my real name!

ROTFL! OMG your stuff is always soooo funny! I showed it to my bro. and he's still laughing.

And I saw the "Robo-Chocobo" song and it was funny too! xd

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:31 pm

xd thank you!!! lol

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