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 Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:53 pm
Granted but a robber sneaks into your house and cuts off your hands.
I wish I had a G Blade.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:42 pm
granted but because you didnt make the $2.50 donation to get it Gaia is canceled and every one tries to hunt you down because you destroy an entire internet society
I wish I was on the FBI's most wanted list .:You'll never take me alive coppers:.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:54 pm
Granted but some amatuers in the grocery store beat you up thinking they're awesome but then you stab each one causing their blood to squirt into your eyes causing blindness since they drank poison that morning
I wish I was a pony that had no feet.
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:44 pm
granted but to move it has to roll around and rolls over you and kills you
I wish I had a PS2 so I could play KH2 and the PS2 would never break
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:49 pm
granted the ps2 doesnt break, even when one of your jealous friends beats your head in with it
I wish i could turn purple at will
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:27 am
granted... but then one day you STAY puple and fall into a green tub of paint. You manage to get some of it off... but out of nowhere... little kids chase you saying "look, mommy! it's barney!!" ...and by the way... all these kids are sugar high... so good luck out running them!
I wish I didn't have to take advance classes durring summer of all times... -.-''
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:52 pm
Granted but then you have nothing to do and stay home all day until one night a wanted criminal breaks in and kills you and your case ends up on Unsolved Mysteries.
I wish I had a puppy.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:12 pm
Kitty_boom Granted but then you have nothing to do and stay home all day until one night a wanted criminal breaks in and kills you and your case ends up on Unsolved Mysteries. I wish I had a puppy.
I wish I didn't work at Safeway, and had a way better job.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:21 pm
IAMSEX Kitty_boom Granted but then you have nothing to do and stay home all day until one night a wanted criminal breaks in and kills you and your case ends up on Unsolved Mysteries. I wish I had a puppy.
I wish I didn't work at Safeway, and had a way better job.Granted you become a lawyer and win several cases. One day, one of the people you were against in a case meets you on the street and shoots you between the eyes I wish I had my ninja headband
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:05 pm
Quote: I wish I had my ninja headband Granted but then a swarm of n00bs sends you spam begging for gold and iteams until gaia cannot send pm's right and the entire site is shutdown for good. I wish for world peace.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:17 pm
granted you get your disgusting vorld peace... for about five minutes then a aliens take over the earth and enslave humanity
i wish this creepy dramallama llama would dissapear
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:42 pm
DepressedOptomis granted you get your disgusting vorld peace... for about five minutes then a aliens take over the earth and enslave humanity i wish this creepy dramallama llama would dissapearGranted. That llama dissapears and two-million more take it's place! MWAHAHAHA!! I wish disney would quit making gay movies.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:47 pm
Granted but then they make more even gay-er shows.
I wish I owned nuclear weapons. (this could be bad)
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:53 pm
Kitty_boom Granted but then they make more even gay-er shows. I wish I owned nuclear weapons. (this could be bad) Granted. After you recieve them from UPS, Nazis come and kill you and your family with your own nuclear weapons. I wish the makers of nintendo would die.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:00 pm
Granted but I revive them because I like nintendo and then random birds peck you to death.
I wish amazon.com would hurry up and bring me the manga I ORDERED!! scream
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