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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:29 am
You receive a Fire materia that is impervious to water.
Inserts SubWay gift card.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:59 am
You receive a 400+ pound Jared gushing his love for you...Eww...
Inserts whatever the next person is going to insert
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:39 am
You receive an IOU note.
*inserts a Ruby Weapon claw*
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:51 am
You receive an IOU note. (Understand what just happened?)
Inserts David Bowie
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:32 pm
You recieve a note saying "FINAL FANTASY VII = GOOD, RANDOM PERSON = BAD"
*inserts a Curse Ring*
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:28 pm
You receive auto-life. ^_^
*inserts Cloud's eyebrow*
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:17 pm
You receive Sephiroths butt crack hair...Hold on one sec...........*BARF*...Alright, better now...
Inserts Cloud's wheelchair
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:25 pm
You recieve 22 GP and 2 Gil and a miniature Sephiroth plushie.
*Casts Mini on the machine's slot so that you can't fit such huge things into it*
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:47 pm
You receive a Mini Materia that backfires on you (by some unknown force), turning YOU into a miniature sized version of yourself!
Inserts Cloud's big a** sword...Oh wait, I can't.....Grr..............*light bulb flashes over head* In you go mini Nethyus!
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:44 pm
You get Reno's beating stick. Illegal in 47 states, 59 countries, and Mars.
*Inserts Cornucopia into vending machine, making it big-sized again*
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:19 pm
*You get a henna tattoo with a big fat number 13 and a hooded black robe* (wonder why?)
-Inserts FFVII booklet-
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:57 pm
You get a FFVII walkthrough/game guide. Except it has coffee stains on it and a few pages are missing. Oh well.
*Inserts John Wayne dressed up as Cloud* Think it'll work? .__.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:09 am
You get a girl cosplaying as Reno. o_O
*inserts Aeris' dress*
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:13 am
You receive Tide laundry detergent! Strong enough to get the blood stains off of it!
Inserts Yuffie's stolen materia
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:27 pm
*Uses Comet2 on the inside of the vending machine, Mini to restore my original size, and FullCure so that the machine can be used again* NO ONE PUTS ME IN A VENDING MACHINE! *stuffs King of Slashers in after casting Stop on him*
So I guess you recieved a Nethyus, but he doesn't belong to you. HA.
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