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 Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:45 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer TenshiDarkAngel Fuzzy Necromancer Aw, thanks Codi. ...say, could you test out some new dishes for me? of course!!!!!!!!! Okay. *starts setting out food* I've got my new Celestial cake, heavenly taste and seven layers. I've got a hell cake with nine layers that's sinfully fattening, and I've got a limbo cake that's a more or less indistinct, shifting mass. oooooo.........*rubs hands together and pats belleh* The last time I ate was 26 hours ago.....you have a lot of tummy to fill.....
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:53 pm
TenshiDarkAngel Fuzzy Necromancer TenshiDarkAngel Fuzzy Necromancer Aw, thanks Codi. ...say, could you test out some new dishes for me? of course!!!!!!!!! Okay. *starts setting out food* I've got my new Celestial cake, heavenly taste and seven layers. I've got a hell cake with nine layers that's sinfully fattening, and I've got a limbo cake that's a more or less indistinct, shifting mass. oooooo.........*rubs hands together and pats belleh* The last time I ate was 26 hours ago.....you have a lot of tummy to fill..... Okay den. *starts brining out his other dishes* I'm also working on some adventurer DnD related dishes. I've got some nice ghoul lime pie, evil pudding, pseudonatural beer, shadow whine, a plate of pseudonatural cookies, pizza with mind flayer tadpoles as larvae, and last but not least a BBQed juvenile white dragon (dragon is about 7ft long). The dragon may be a little burned, creatures with cold subtypes are so easy to overcook. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:57 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer TenshiDarkAngel Fuzzy Necromancer TenshiDarkAngel Fuzzy Necromancer Aw, thanks Codi. ...say, could you test out some new dishes for me? of course!!!!!!!!! Okay. *starts setting out food* I've got my new Celestial cake, heavenly taste and seven layers. I've got a hell cake with nine layers that's sinfully fattening, and I've got a limbo cake that's a more or less indistinct, shifting mass. oooooo.........*rubs hands together and pats belleh* The last time I ate was 26 hours ago.....you have a lot of tummy to fill..... Okay den. *starts brining out his other dishes* I'm also working on some adventurer DnD related dishes. I've got some nice ghoul lime pie, evil pudding, pseudonatural beer, shadow whine, a plate of pseudonatural cookies, pizza with mind flayer tadpoles as larvae, and last but not least a BBQed juvenile white dragon (dragon is about 7ft long). The dragon may be a little burned, creatures with cold subtypes are so easy to overcook. sweatdrop you'r making me hungry spence! you better be planning on feeding me since you've lit the fire and started cooking! lol *likes the sound of the dragon*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:00 pm
Don't expect anything major, white dragons are the smallest of the true dragons. 'Course they're also the easiest to slay, which is why I used it.
Hold on a sec.
*casts several Unseen Servant spells*
*presences are summoned*
*various ingredients and utensils begin moving around seemingly on their own*
*while this is happening fuzzy drags a recently dead 7ft3inch long white dragon out of the freezer*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:03 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer Don't expect anything major, white dragons are the smallest of the true dragons. 'Course they're also the easiest to slay, which is why I used it. Hold on a sec. *casts several Unseen Servant spells* *presences are summoned* *various ingredients and utensils begin moving around seemingly on their own* *while this is happening fuzzy drags a recently dead 7ft3inch long white dragon out of the freezer* *watches him drag the dragon about and then stares at the moving utencils* they remind of crunch bars..... xp *eatches him drag the dragon some more* eek nummeh.....
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:07 pm
*shouts something in a whistling language at one of the unseen servants*
*freshly baked pseudonatural cookies and ghoul lime pie float over to Tenshi*
Description: The pseudonatural cookie is of a dark green color, vaguely resembling a rainbow chip cookie. The rainbow chips bear a strong resemblance to eyes and seem to move and point at different objects. Protruding from the cookie are some tentacles of cookie dough that wave about.
The ghoul lime pie is light green, with a fine flackey crust. Indentations on the crust vaguley resemble skulls.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:12 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer *shouts something in a whistling language at one of the unseen servants* *freshly baked pseudonatural cookies and ghoul lime pie float over to Tenshi* Description: The pseudonatural cookie is of a dark green color, vaguely resembling a rainbow chip cookie. The rainbow chips bear a strong resemblance to eyes and seem to move and point at different objects. Protruding from the cookie are some tentacles of cookie dough that wave about.
The ghoul lime pie is light green, with a fine flackey crust. Indentations on the crust vaguley resemble skulls. *squeals at the arrival of food* YUMMYYUMMYYUMMY!!!!! *looks at a cookie and pokes a tentacle, which slaps her finger. She pops the whole cookie into her mouth and chews happily* ooo! those are good. *swallows the cookie and looks at the pie. She pokes it and it jiggles as it tempts her. She cuts a slice and plops it on a plate* yumm! I love key lime pie.....wonder if this is similiar....*takes a bite and dies from gastrual heaven* oooohhh.....this is good......*eats the rest of the cookies and the pie while watching fuzz bbq the dragon and the utensils move about*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:27 pm
*shortly after consuming the cookies, tenshi's mind is flooded with arcane lore and cosmological knowledge from the far realms*
*after eating the ghoul lime pie she experiences a mild numbness and shaking*
*Fuzzy finishes mixing the hop, buttles it, and puts it in a special box*
Look away for a moment please.
*opens up a portal to the far realms of insanity, with shiftintg whirling skies and blue horse-like creatures roaming a fertile wasteland*
*some indistinct force begins poking out*
*manages to shove the force back in and toss in the bottles before closing the portal*
It has to ferment for a while.
*squeezes some white grapes, adds yeast, and bottles them*
*carefully sets them on a dark plate and says something in latin*
*the bottles become transparent incorporeal and colorless*
*has the servants send tenshi some more cookies until he can finish cooking the main course*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:33 pm
*readies a pizza*
*gets out a jar that seems to crackle with psychic energy*
*puts on an anti-psionic helmet and some gloves*
*grabs out soem squirming things resembling a cross between tadpoles and squid*
*whaps them on the countertop a few times, then puts them on the pizza*
*places pizza in oven*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:34 pm
*waits while wine and beer ferment and the pizza cooks*
*unseen servant presents Tenshi with evil pudding*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:39 pm
*fully aged pseudonatural beer and shadow wine appear*
Ah, they're done. ^_^
*pour her a mug and a glass*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:40 pm
*takes a hot jumbo-sized ithillid tadpole pizza out of the oven*
*puts the dragon on the grill*
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:43 pm
eep! sorry....I'm working on a wishlist formeself and time got away from me *eats all the food set out in front of her and slowly savors the beer and wine* gotta savor the alcohol ^_^
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:49 pm
*rubs her big bulging belly*
Dragon is almost done cooking. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:52 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer *rubs her big bulging belly* Dragon is almost done cooking. 3nodding *belches and pats belly and sniffs the air* the dragon smells good! *waits for more food* ^_^
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