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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:53 pm
I did, but then I went past them and realized the idiots didn't have heating, so I came back.
Does gravity work?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:54 pm
It must not be working right or I wouldn't be falling down as much.
Are love and hate the same thing?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:10 pm
Yup. Just like how the sun and the moon are the same. 3nodding
What the hell is this thing? --> dramallama
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:15 pm
It's code for "I am drunk. Shhh!"
Are mirror twins evil?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:17 pm
No, it's only the other people in the mirror you need to be worried about.
Is it a bad thing that I always happen to look at the clock when it says 11:17?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:21 pm
No, but you need to start looking at 11:11.
Is it bad to kiss two guys at the same time?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:29 pm
Not as long as you don't get excess saliva on your clothes.
Should organ repossession be legalized?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:32 pm
Only if the donor programs ends.
Why are locks on doors?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:37 pm
To keep the noise out.
Why are there chimneys?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:50 pm
So Santa can break in.
Do you seek Death?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:58 pm
I don't have to seek him. He's my neighbour. And his horse keeps eating my yard!!! scream
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:07 pm
It's a trick question. You keep changing it.
What's wrong with eating the yard?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:15 pm
I don't even have a yard, so I don't know who's yard the horse is eating, but I just know that I'll be blamed for it...
Have you ever ding-dong ditched at Death's house?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:24 pm
No, but I invited him to my place quite a few times.
Why do people always push when you don't want them to?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:35 pm
Because pulling gives you a chance to struggle.
What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
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